Sup Forums, how friendzoned am I when crush is telling me bj stories about her ex?

Sup Forums, how friendzoned am I when crush is telling me bj stories about her ex?

Extremely. It's cringeworthy, honestly.

They're decently funny stories that make me laugh when I think about them if nothing else.

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Freindzone doesn't exist faggot. Its called being a pussy and not making a move. Or just leave the friendship to find another girl/guy like a normal person. The end.

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Can't fucking type today

Yeah. I should honestly but I'm relayed to everyone in my bumfuck town.

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>crush is telling me bj stories about her ex?
oh god
it is...i can't even describe how does it sound

Op here. Friendzone stories?

>be me
>sitting in car with crush who broke up with her boyfriend about 2 weeks ago
>park at a park and talk for a while
>have been friends since 3rd grade
>suddenly starts talking about the many blowy joeys she gave her ex
>okthen.avi
>goes on about how he never reciprocated oral sex and the general scumbag he is
>starts going into detail
>tells me how the only time he gave back it felt felt like sawblades in the vag
>mfw

Are you fucking retarded? The friendzone is when you make a move and she goes, "No, you're just a friend", and there you sit in the friendzone. Fucking dipshit

Those guys know things

"Friendzone" is a term used by people who are too afraid to make a move
Also friendzone is a polite way of explaining to themselves why they are not with this girl:
>Because she sees me just as a friend
Yes, but what is more important, you idiot, that she just doesn't want to fuck with you
not every girl you fantasize about wants to fuck you

if that would be a case, I would be getting blowjobs from literally every woman on the world since the moment I discovered looking at girls in sexual way

On the bright side, I now know her ex has a 4 inch dick

The only way you enter the friend zone is by being fat and gay.

just start blaming her for turning you on when she says stuff like that, and start touching her more often and maybe you'll actually get out of the friend zone for once you blithering useless faggot

...how the fuck you see the bright side here

You are literally saying that guy with small dick was mouthbanging your crush
therefore it means that she doesnt look at length of dick, she looks at personality and looks. Or maybe at only one thing from those two.

Anyway, my point is: dude with 4 inch dick was going Oral D-Day on your girlfriend for past weeks\months while you were fantasizing about grabbing her hand

Enjoy this thought

The friendzone is merely the girl not being attracted to you.
I don't get where the notion comes from that being nice would get you laid.
So it actually doesn't exist

>We were freshman in high school when we met
>I develop feelings for her, months later I ask her out
>b-but you're my best friend

>now we're 35, I'm married, she's married and has 2 kids
>still calls me every time her husband's not around, saying things like 'if only I knew my true feelings'

I've been friendzoned for almost 2 decades now

It's still a 4 inch dick that blew hundreds of loads inside of her mouth and holes. How can you even find her attractive after knowing that?

I am sorry, but I find it difficult to take seriously.

If she didn't figure this shit out in 20 years, then perhaps her true feelings are not really that true
Maybe she is just confused and doesn't know herself what she wants
Maybe if you two were married, she would calling other guy

Op is gay pls hang self faggot

Ask her for cumshot pics

I'm just an optimistic guy with nothing to live for. Oxymoron for thought.
I just accept the fact. I still find celebs hot even though the same shit happens.