2017: The year you finally ask that cute girl who has had another mans cum all over her face out

2017: The year you finally ask that cute girl who has had another mans cum all over her face out

What?

I already have a girlfriend. Why the hell would I ask a whore out?

Why are all of you so obsessed with porn?

Ok but she must wash her face before I ask her out

>heh the reason I have yet to bring a girl back to my yurt is because they're all sluts!!

whatever makes you sleep better at night temujin

>heh the reason I have yet to bring a girl back to my yurt is because they're all sluts!!

whatever makes you sleep better at night temujin

we are going out in two days :D wish me luck

>heh the reason I have yet to bring a girl back to my yurt is because they're all sluts!!

whatever makes you sleep better at night temujin

Reminder that the next time you kiss a girl she has had another mans cock around her lips.

>"Heh heh. I could totally pick up any girl I choose at the bar, I just choose to sit at home and masturbate to BLACKED.com videos because they're whores :^)"

>Girl blowing me
>kisses me on the lips after she's done
>mfw

because it was foretold in the Sup Forums prophecy

>cock around her lips
that's not how it works user

>heh the reason I have yet to bring a girl back to my yurt is because they're all sluts!!

whatever makes you sleep better at night temujin

>heh the reason I have yet to bring a girl back to my yurt is because they're all sluts!!

whatever makes you sleep better at night temujin

bump

Are you seriously telling me you could honestly love a girl who has been marked by another man's cum?

sauce or gtfo

Do you shake hands with men? You do realise they've masturbated and gotten cum on them? What are you? gay?

Yes

Yes. Im marked by another woman fluids too

I've swallowed my own sperm before and had it on my face, but I don't get a boner with dudes still only girls, what does that make me?

I won't

I never thought about it that way
what the fuck
I won't shake hands with anyone ever again

Yes

Do you make this threads to make kids here more insecure and make sure they stay virgin?

Yeah, and men make your food as well.

>be in hospital
>its like 11 PM and im just chilling after jacking off, hand covered in cum
>nurse walks into the room
>"heee, ummm, i need to... wash my face"
>walk into bathroom tryign to hide erect penis with hospital clothing
>"god i fucked up"
>open bathroom door with hand full of cum accidentally
>wash hands and dick
>wash face to try to calm myself
>walk out and let the nurse do my tests as usual
god i hope she didnt notice

The best part is that you also lick such cums and kiss her before painting her with your own cum and repeat.

What a slut, she has a choker!