>Euro 2016
Germany lost lol
>England squad named for 1st Pakistan Test
Alastair Cook (capt), Alex Hales, Joe Root, Gary Ballance, James Vince, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Moeen Ali, Chris Woakes, Stuart Broad, Jake Ball, Steven Finn, Toby Roland-Jones
>Other /cric/
There are probably some t20s happening somewhere idk
>39 matches
>24 draws
"proper cricket"
jesus christ
It's backlash from a new rule they brought in because games were finishing too quickly. I don't know what they were expecting.
gooooooooooooooooooood morning
today:
>pakistan in england
sussex - pakistan (12:00 cest)
>t20 blast
middlesex - glamorgan
worcestershire - lancashire
(18:30 cest)
gloucestershire - kent
leicestershire - derbyshire
northamptonshire - nottinghamshire
surrey - somerset (only televised match)
(19:30 cest)
hampshire - essex
yorkshire - warwickshire
(20:00 cest)
>bundes/2nd bundes friendlies
würzburger kickers - unterhaching (16:00 cest)
zehdnick - union (17:30 cest)
luckenwalde - hertha
babelsberg - st. pauli
mainz - biebrich
weidenstetten - heidenheim
bautzen - wismut aue
(18:00 cest)
northeim - braunschweig
flensburg - hsv
(18:30 cest)
erkenschwick - dortmund (19:00 cest)
>Hogg has told the Scorchers he's leaving, with reports suggesting he'll take up a deal with the Melbourne Renegades.
Gatecuck on literal suicide watch
First Kikeal Pussey, now this. How will he ever recover?
hello?
Are the Scorchers, dare I say it, finished?
I honestly can't see Worst Ausfailia every winning anything ever again.
They are already dogshit at bogan jump and eternally cucked by Victoria.
Meme cricket was literally all they had. First the commodity prices, now this. I expect mass suicides on the Worst Coast.
nothing quite like getting up for a frühschicht after working a spätschicht
>waking up at 8am
>early
kys my man. That's a Sunday sleepin to me. Ive been working monstrously retarded hours the last few weeks and I'd literally stab you in the face if you called that early to my face
>I'd literally stab you in the face if you called that early to my face
You have issues.
Maybe, but i didnt write that because of it. Just tired, been awake since midnight
>"accidentally" step on ausWORM
>*squash*
oops
Why is this thread necessary?
for fun
why is your country necessary? lmao
dumbfrogposter
wasn't aware the Germbots had been upgraded to experience that
Eid mubarak to all of /cric/
Wish you lads are having as much fun as I'm having.
Still heartbroken about the Euros lads
why?
who were you bandwagoning? For me it was the Hung Aryans (because muh heritage)
many memes were had
Was rooting for Hungary for the same reason but they were the most entertaining team for me
>eastern European descent
Kek
If you're not at least partially anglo-saxon you should kill yourself.
>bragging about being an inbred pom
KEK
My family is ethnically Germanic (Austrian) anyway
Does Irish count as anglo?
I'm 25% Danish 75% Anglo Saxon lad,
>ethnically German
Sure lad, I bet you have a wog last name
Nah Irish is Celtic, though still far above eastern European
I'm 1/2 Eastern European m8, Estonian
>Hungarians
>wogs
pick one
In anycase, as I literally just said, I have a German surname you fucking idiot
My grandfather even changed the surname to some wog sounding thing after WWII because all the Germanic people in Eastern Europe were getting BTFO by Ivan (same reason they fled to AUS) and then changed it back after he got to AUS
I have a wog sounding last name, its fucking Estonian.
Not only that I'm full Aussie, fucking pisses me off when cunts assume I'm a wog because of my last name.
Estonians aren't even a thing
you're just a confused Russian
>I'm German I swear
Kys krazykuck
>muh heritage
pathetic
His family were emigre's from the dual-empire. The cunt was rich as fuck and was good friends with Frank Lowy, make of that what you will.
>inb4 Jewish
>county championshit
Sydney grade cricket may honestly be better
>Borthshit averages in the mid 20's in based, elite and prestigious first grade
>scores centuries for fun in that mediocre """compootition"""
its really not even a debate
Stop this meme
Just drop it already, no one actually believes you played Sydney grade cricket.
knatschi
You too m8.
>some Poolander on a chinese imageboard has aborted my narrative
time to sudoku i guess
you're a bitter cunt aren't you
>50m for le 24 year old man
are munich finished?
>le 24 year old man
ebin meme
have a (you)
he's pretty good, though
what are you talking about?
>1st Test on the Lords highway
Actually really looking forward to this, Pakistan could actually win this game
>England have no spinner, Pakistan have the best spinner in the world
>England picked Fatllance who is basically a free wicket because Pakistan will play atleast two left-arm seamers
Big meme that Renato Sanches is actually 24yo instead of 18. it's complete bullshit of course, but there has been a seepage of Sup Forums into Sup Forums lately
>“The level at this European Championship was not what we had hoped for,” Hummels said. “There were many teams who didn’t want to do anything with the ball and just packed men behind the ball.”
Read the image file name
if Renato Sanches were Pakistani, he'd really be 13 years old
indoor cricket is fun as fuck
miss playing it in PE class
Good morning user
Hi
Fun fact: The german translation for resources is Ressourcen. It's a stumbling stone because if you might write ressources as a German and Resourcen as an Englishman from the background of your mother tongue
nights after big losses are the worst
played indoor cricket with yer mum if you catch my drift AusWOrm
Saved to my German humour folder lads
Actually I don't.
Elaborate please
Imagine my dick as the cricket paddle and your moms big clit as the cracket ball, which i repeatedly hit with my dick until she came and i got all the wickets. Indoor because i also put my paddle inside your mommys vagina you slimy little WORM
good explanation
Still not making sense Fritz
do you have a big bat?
Do you know of the existence of Fritz boxes as a router?
Literally would not piss on an AusWORM if he was burning.
It's on the fritz?
i can't stop playing that game switzerland posted a couple days ago :/
Which one is it?
What game was that?
>2048
Jesus christ that's a blast from the past, was that not a massive meme game in Goymany? It was EVERYWHERE for about a month circa March-April 2014 and then vanished off the face of the earth when everyone got bored with it. I remember seeing ~20 odd people playing it in lectures in front of me that year.
i hadn't heard of it before this week
It was, /Bundes/ is full of Dorftrottels who know nothing though.
Only swipe up or left and right and you can't lose, especially if you get the bigger number in one corner
Thanks
>used to obsessively play that on my phone
>after exiting text on screen in other apps seemed small and super fine
Has an amazing effect on the brain that game
told you it was addicting. whats your high score?
3056
...
nvm, just got 7584
impressive
not really. i just did this
does it make you a manchild if you enjoy videogames?
depends
I literally tell you how to win and you still can't, the system is fool proof. It's as easy as making money from sports betting tttt (to tell the truth)
nice shop
Kek. Just because you can't follow a basic system.
Be right back playing football
be careful xxx
with whom?
If you want a less retarded version of 2048, download (pirate) this on your phone. No more
>hurr swipe left and up haha
bullshit in this one
...
i don't think i will watch the final
it's literally Not gegen Elend
>being this butthurt
lamo
test
is the best
no
yes
are you a muslim?