If you could do anything criminal and get away with it, what would the first illegal thing be that you'd do

If you could do anything criminal and get away with it, what would the first illegal thing be that you'd do
>Rape feminists because it's the worst thing that could happen to them

Do extorsions, scams and other money stealing activities. I would never attack or rape someone physically

Stand on the grass when the sign tells me not to.

Seize control of the US government. Then nuke China and India.

>I would never attack someone physically
>Just dig them further into a pit of crippling debt

>I am a good human being

I'd go and get myself a free lunch. Maybe take a fancy car or something. Nothing that would hurt someone or ruin a business.

Dumb
Kill anyone that looked at me crossways

If i could i would rob a fucking bank. I dont believe in physical violence. But beeing smarter than someone else to earn capital is the definition of capitalism

I'd rob a bank then I'd go and get my self some dinner

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Seed torrents

kill my boss and coworkers i hate

how'd you do it exactly?

No it's not, friendo

lol that's the best thing that could happen to them.

It would give them legitimate grievances to moan about

so much heroin....

jack off at a Daycare

No, they never actually got raped, they have no idea how humiliating and painful it is.
This will shut them up for good

Continue selling drugs without worrying about being caught

meth

Drive 15 miles per hour over the speed limit in Virginia