Roast me. (Left)

Roast me. (Left)

haha OP you tiny little dog... you need a man to lift you into the photo? such a beta

Wtf is wrong with ur neck. Are u mixed with girafee?

nice fur

you're neck is unusually thick,

Keked

You have a long face. Like a Shetland pony. You also op for the small green egg.

Your neck is freakishly long
I'd deadlift my life away so my traps got big so my neck didn't look like a stack of dimes if I were you

WTF IS THAT THING HOLDING YOU UP
Your owner looks like he got an extra chromosome in the birth lottery Sup Forumsro

Lmao your such a bitch. Tell Aly my dick still stinks from her loose ass

Fuck this, post pics of the girl plox

Google search "ofsilverleaves" its her instagram

>implying that's OP
timestamp or gtfo faggot...you too pussy to post an actual picture of yourself?

not your personal army

Your pants are tighter then the girls you fag

thanks user

Why is your mother using you for poledancing ?

Who the fuck gets both of their ears pierced you are a faggot!

you look like the slender man if he had a face and contemplated ending his life every single day

your nek made me kek

Tell your gf to be advised.

You are a fucking trash bin

You look like NPH with dark except dark hair, mutant neck, and more of a faggot

Must be nice and easy to bend your neck over tall fences and other obstacles and constantly get information that casual shortnecked bastards can't get. You could work as a spotter for an army sniper, but there wouldn't be need for the sniper at all because you could just melee smash the enemies with your head
from 300 miles away. I see you're having a nice dog and you've found Waldo and made it your girlfriend also. Good life

it's a fucking you dumb cunt

How do i rost a dog? Take you to china. Fuck how is a dog on Sup Forums. Im confused!!! I need an adult!!!!

Did you know you're a playable character in Skyrim?

Your paws aren't even that cute OP

>a fucking
no that's a shitting If I ever saw one.

Kak

>nu-male

Your apartment lets you have 2 dogs?