Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Happy new year

HONDA>>>>SUZUKI

this is the real thread
don't support the frog. he doesn't support your movie industry

ホンダwww

Kawasaki>Suzuki>Honda>Yamaha

エッチなバイク

ポルトガル人はバイクが好き?

何が乗るか?

人間だろwww

...

...

Yamaha > Korg > Roland > Akai

boi getcho stank casio neck ass

特に好きじゃないと思うんですが
バイククラブに興味あるポルトガル人がいる

落語心中とリトルウィッチか、とりあえず

>バイククラブ
Hells Angelsとか?

...

>casio
>tfw had a casio keyboard when I was young
completely forgot they did anything but watches and calculators. feels bad

僕はLWAとこのすば2

had one too

僕もリトルウィッチを見たい
あいまいみーと龍の歯医者が面白そう

you're autistic about the template. I tried to make a normal thread.
I tried to be a normal poster so many times but you hated me anyway
Many times I had normal discussion here but in the end you still hate me
I guess if I'm not wanted I should go.
The last resort for losers like me doesn't want, the world doesn't want me. Perhaps I should leave forever.
I tried changing and failed both in real life and here. I survived 2015 and 2016 with you and today I wanted to leave this thread
25 minutes left. I wanted to keep you as a good memory in my head. But I'm sad
I don't know what I will do, if I will seek professional help or just end it.
who knows, maybe that girl even responds again
but for you I die today

落語心中とリゼロと3月のライオンがTOP3だな

...

There, there
we both know you'll be back tomorrow

Want a hug?

セキレイかと思ったらセイレンだった

>このすば
youtu.be/zB05ztQcMCo

メロンパンちゃん最高

あのスイス人?

うん、何となく本当に面白いと思う

>このすば

ただのエロアニメに成り下がったか

人生愉快そうではある

What does キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !! mean?
Please it's very important

(finally) He/She/It has come

rendaku of guitar

no
My real life was always ok because of my gf
but now after I dated so many girls and even had sex my life sucks even more
I took so many painkillers last week and my head still hurts
This thread is not a place that makes me happy anymore
The world bullied me and now this thread bullies me
It's impossible to make my dream come true
I wanted to start a new life in the US but I don't want anymore
you all suck

Yeah it's just like the last time you wanted to leave this thread forever

>アニオタ
>嫁がいる
>娘がいる

メロンパンは真のパンツ屋

彼女はMrs.Kartoffelっていう人なの?

So as my fortune, is it something positive?
Also nice dubs

normie REEEEEEEEEEEE

>眼鏡描かて泳ぎながら
なんでやねん

Thank you for replying to me.
English is included to education curriculum.
Therefore the people react unconsciously.
That thing decrease the pleasant of communication.
If my conversation's partner is always a person like you who says other's language closely, I would enjoy communication.

I guess usually you see that stuff written when something, that people have been waiting for, finally appears

*掛かる

youtube.com/watch?v=IiGoyMhQeTc
new video

It's not like I didn't try to really leave
I really want to leave. My life is pathetic
But I can't leave this thread
I'm extremely afraid of suicide but it may be the only way out
Because it's stupid to spend my days crying, posting in this thread and masturbating. it's like torture
But because of my social anxiety I can't get any help

...

Oh well this thread is obviously not helping you as well

おはよん~ (´・ω・`)ノシ

おはよう~!

sometimes it helps because you're my friends

荒らすためのキャラか
本物か
どっちか分からない

おちゅでちゅ
The F
今年、初仕事だな
それはkeyboard
bandを演ってんのかい?
このすば だろ?
・・・
ぱんちゅ穿き忘れる
のが 良い
・・・
はよ
嫁の里で雑煮食べたところっす

Well I can't believe that I'm saying that but there are defnitly worse people than you in this thread. You ain't that bad Brudi

good morning.

Yamaha makes both guitars and bikes.

どのバイクを乗るの
俺は「ホンダナイトホークCB250」だ
pic related

異議あり

夢バイクはCB1300 Super Fourだけど、アメリカに買えない

だから、次のバイクはCB500Fだろう。CB1100EXがアメリカに来たら、買うことができる

まあ荒らしだと言うまでもなく可哀想な奴にしかみえない
親切にしたほうがいいかも

ワイの弟は マジ
カタナ400に乗っていますた
堤防から落ちて
カールに草が生えていますた

ちんみに、ワイは、Honda CB(注. 業務車中古)と
なんとJazzというカワイイ原付に乗っていますた
なお、中免で大型はもっていましぇん
German-Kreaboo いらねー

Zzzzzzzzzitttttoooooooo

Animaaaaaaaaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Baaaaaanzaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

shut the fuck up
i don't need your sympathy

this()

>no guitars you can ride as bikes
They are missing out on a market

>あんたは、いつもこういう時に来るんだから、困るんだよ。
>It's because you always come at times like these that I'm troubled.
I'm rereading some Tae Kim stuff and came up to this
Why the "困るんだよ" refers to "I'm troubled" instead "You are in troubled"? Something imaginary from context omitted?

お前みたいな奴が鈴菌に感染すると一生立ち直れなくなるんだ

why would anyone other than the speaker be annoyed at that
you're not... one of them are you? extrovert

That is an interesting point for them.

I wrote with a british girl in /cum/ once
she wanted to add me on skype but said she forgot her password

>困るんだよ
this implies "because of you (or something)"
words of blame someone/something desu

I couldn't understand that well your post, are you saying that my assumption is wrong? Ok then

I see, thanks

>i can only think about japanesee at work
>spend 12 hour shift at work
>almost the entire shift is spent reciting japanese in my head
>literally just want to get back home to my anki reps the entire day

does this happen to anyone else

pbs.twimg.com/media/BfYoma6CYAEwQAn.png

Sup Forums can't work as common message board.
Words don't stay there.
Perhaps I guess that the author who made that didn't know an internet board.
I have no time to research the strict rules of this thread.

The board exists for contacting by the people who can't meet originally, tho.

working is for normies
kill yourself

>going to japan without getting a job

literally how do you expect to do this?

wait
>Germany
fuck you and your free college

It's great that you're that motivated

>Sup Forums can't work as common message board.
Sup Forums wasn't meant to be a common message board in the first place
>strict rules of this thread
the only rules are Sup Forums's rules since the mods and jannies are the only ones with power

That is an intransitive verb.
The prototype of it shows speaker's expectation.
私は困る。
In the case of the second person, that adds 'ている' usually.
あなたは困っている。

I doesn't matter where you go you will kill yourself anyway
The Japs will bully you too
Women don't care about people like you
If they find someone with a bigger cock they run away
The country will break your heart and you will be very sad

ワイなら、こう訳す
>あんたは、いつもこういう時に来るんだから、困るんだよ。
I get into trouble because you come here any time when it's such situation .
いつもこういう時→any time when it's such situation .

今年はおっぱいのでかい彼女を作るつもりだ

I'm sure megumi would be so glad if she finds out there's still a single person in the world who talks about her boobs.

鈴 乃木凛ちゃんにする?
海老名ちゃんにする?

what % of Japs are homo

4% of men
0,002% of women

This is almost chat.
If it is message board, other people's conversation has nothing to do with ourselves.
What/Who is mods? what is power?
wake up.
Even if there are multi thread, it has nothing to do with us.
I just only said about rules of Japanese thread, because I want to say that has nothing to do with us.
Don't mind.

このすばの
めぐみん??
乳がでかいという印象はないな
どのメグミ?
im not gay
however i like gay girls
so im a guy

post your face

Darth racist

you should mind, the stupid faggot

How can I impress a Spanish girl?

バク宙

user.

Here's the difference between you and me.

You're German
I'm American

americans are the most popular type of foreigner in japan. germans are like dead last.

i'll be fine. the problem is im gonna have to get plastic surgery before i go to japan because i just noticed a wrinkle on my face fuck me i'm 25 i can't be getting fucking wrinkles.

que?

I'm Korean though and I've never been to Japan

there are no rules of any thread; only courtesy so it's not full of shitposting.
also, general threads have always been shitty chatrooms. go to any other general on any other board and you'll see the same shit

>Korean

found your problem senpai

>americans are the most popular type of foreigner in japan
yeah cause whenever a loud obnoxious me monster walks in the room everybodys so fucken ureshii

why east asian riches like to show off their riches meanwhile western riches dont ?

for example warren buffet the 2nd richest man on earth still driving a car he bought in the 70s
in other hand we all know how the chinese love to show off their wealth
what causes this?