Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
Waifu edition edition

Previous: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!

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I've posted some I think.

Pervs. The lot of you.

Trips confirm, Amatsu a Mizore tier perv.

Fukken beat me to it

>if i hadn't moved around folders i could've posted earlier than you

Hiw about dubs instead?

With the kinds of pics you post, who wouldn't be a perv?
>take it off

For once, I agree with Amatsu :3

I would like to stay! I've gotten a little lonely the last few months so I'm trying to talk to people more, I probably mentioned this I guess but now I'm sober-er so I'll remember this time.

You know the old saying. Candle that burns twice as bright.

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Someone like me. The pictures do not turn me into a perv like you.

Rood.

I expect to see lewd boats too

I don't think you appreciate lewd pictures of your waifu enough

Will you change your mind if we ask nicely? ^_^

Hi homura how are you doing?
who is this?

How many times has rikka drank on here?

Damn fucking lucky. I get woken up at 12 because that's when my mom comes home for here break. It sucks man.

Yeah, you could always talk to me. I'm always up for a chat with anyone. I'm nice but at the same time I'm not. I think it's the way I joke or something I don't know. Just a heads up.

Got a problem with the facts that were stated?

It's not crashing like it was before but it's still giving me a hard time with the captcha and everything else.
>you jinxed it!
Just kidding, it froze for a bit but it's back

Clammed

...

>for once
Pretty much

Yes you did
It would be our pleasure if you stayed

Oh yeah? Is that why you're half naked?

Oh-uh..

Rikka has be drunk 3 times since she was of age. Which was 2 weeks ago

'Sup, Teamaster.

Instigate any suicides yet?

I appreciate all pictures of my waifu. I'm just not a perv!

Change my mind about what?

Maybe?

I am not. I'm simply saying, I can look at pictures like that without becoming a perv like you!

I'm probably just gonna go kill myself instead, later.

need to bake faster
deescount karen

Ah never mind, you're posting all of the pics anyway.

>Please continue ^-^

>Have we found something in common with each other?

what happened to being a pervert?

theres a fine line between having lewd pictures and being a perv

do a flip

I have shitty internet i can't.
So what's been going on? did i miss anything?

The usual.

But once she gets over it she'll be clean again, unlike you who can never be cleansed anymore. For many reasons.

I heard that removing clothes also removes anger. You should try it, right here, right now.

a few

Still alive after 3 driving classes so I'm pretty good despite sleepy, what about you?

Poke.

AH! As if
You're a perv deep down and I know it

You're an example we should all follow

>I think not

The trips have spoken

H-hey! That was rood

Well done, I thought I'd never see the day.

>two shitting weeks in a row these nigger faggots can't pay me on time.

Fuck this. I'm seriously angry. How. Fucking. Hard. Is. Payroll. Most fucking companies have COMPUTERS calculating this shit.

My company obviously has some geriatric blind son of a whore typing out each individual check.

And before any of you assholes say anything, they don't have direct deposit yet. But the fucking need to already. Save me a god damn headache and all this fucking rage.

I'm so confused...

And all of these people here are advanced perverts.

Ika's also a perv, got it. I'll keep the rape whistle on hand during visits.

But I'm not a perv, you pervy boat! Over here trying to get at me with torpedoes!

Hi Full Priced Exclusive Sachii!

Wadddupppppppppp

Eh? Oh come on, I'm trying to bond with you here!

Don't be, just keep the lewd and suggestive pics of you coming!

Oi. What's that for?

You have a right to be pissed.
Do you have to work this weekend?

have you been doing anything about it?
So nothing?

Oh, you wanted them of me? I thought you wanted them of Makoto. My bad.

I wanted to see more Shizuru art and felt like saying hi. Hi.

Yes.

And if they fail to pay me on time again im done.

Walking out, not gonna come back except for my last check.

Payroll is not something you FUCK with.

And it seemed to have failed, congrats
:^)

Always remember hat I took your rape whistle away

Is it weird that i like it more because she's embarrassed?

Nothing wrong with being a perv

and I wouldn't worry about torpedoes, Konota isn't here yet

EVEN BETTER

-_-

kagami claimed!!!
go to sleep

Do what, pray tell.

Complain that my check hasn't been delivered from Mississippi yet? That'll fucking work.

I'm not the only one who is mad. There are about 20 of us overnight and not a single one of us got paid.

WAIT. I take that back, the other hiring company had their checks. So I guess I fucked up by choosing, at random, the shit tier HR faggots out of Mississippi.

God damn fucking shit fuckers.

I have more! I have a rape glow stick whistle too!

Torpedoes have a bit of length. You're thinking of mortar shells.

Too bad there's only one more that I've posted, and I'm not reposting that. Sorry~

Maybe it was a compliment. Maybe I like you being dirty. I'd like to clean you up.

Haven't you ever wonder why me and amatsu get along so well? Well here's why. Also, what is advanced pervert? Is it like advanced darkness?

Damn you iPod. You crashed once again

Best type moon claimed.

Finally got my webm folder back.

Nanako is honestly one of the most waifuable characters in LS.

They didnt pay my whole Place one time.

100s of ppl. All the dishwashers and shit said fuckit and went and sat in HR's office tell they cut checks was fuckin funny.


But yeah thats complete bullshit. People got bills to pay and shit

Embarrassment only makes it better

You're a bigger perv than I

.-.

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

Those are useless in a dark alleyway!

That's lewd
Really lewd, ask Makoto for that :^)

Oh well. Keep posting Makoto anyway :3

Yo

Im pretty tired i woke up cuz my doggo wanted to get up and im debating staying up or not. Just reading the news and shit.

she is really qt, honestly i like all of them except for miyuki and patricia, but kagami stood out for me somehow
>tfw no lonely qt 3.14 weaboo teacher to marry....

I'm a faggot.

Yes, that's exactly what it's like!


I am not!
You really would rape me!

Okay. Ask Karen, he'll post it. Or Mizore.

i am today kek
now go upstairs and eat your vegetables!!
how's it going hanakasa???

Is there any reason it's coming in late though?
>tfw you will never encounter your qt teacher in an online game

If all of us who picked the shitty company sat and waited, I would wait too. But fuck waiting alone. Maybe next week. But seriously. How. Hard. Is. Payroll. They have AN ENTIRE WEEK to get those checks in. And they have been late two weeks in a row.

If I find out they are skimming some off the top too, fuck them ill lawyer up and call the BBB on their incompetence and embezzlement.

I'm fucking LIVID at the moment.

>tell me the checks should be in at 10
>bitch you know I'm calling at 10:01

Looks like it's time for me to sleep

See you all later, you damn perverts.

This is why I'm a NEET

If I had to guess: Courier service is lack luster, but they won't switch because of some contract or even dumber reason, like cost.

And I get they are probably a national company, sure, excuses excuses, but come on. That size comes with responsibility, and one of those responsibilities is making sure Grunt #20061 gets his fucking slave wage on time.

Fuck it. I got weed and got to vent. Thanks for pretending to care, people.

Hi there, how are you today?

But makoto hasn't committed any heresy yet. He hasn't gotten dirty yet.

How does it even work!? That doesn't even make sense!

fair enough

Yeah, It's shame Kurumi doesn't have any

RIP

The plan is to go back to school for network and server administrator or some kind of server technician.

It's always interested me, and I probably would only see it as a job on bad days. Like today.

Be a functioning hikikomori.

4 minutes until 7am. Give me your best fappables. I want to sleep soon.
>ika

You are! You literally had panties on your legs!!
That's besides the point

AH jokes on you, my family only eat meat!!

muh feewings

At least she probably have plenty of rape faces

What's been going on in these threads? Been way too busy to keep up

>fapping to you're waifu
>fapping to other waifu

For what purpose?

Kurumi has a lot less art than I expected her to have. Good thing there's a lot of quality content between the few pics she has.

>tfw I actually had a qt 24 year old teacher that played Diablo and LoL last year

Well if that is case then like you said, you should leave if they continue to fuck it up. And besides, if you do enjoy network administration then you should check it out regardless.
>
>that's the most i got
nothing much actually. There's been alot of newcomers if it means anything to you.

Rule

That one should work.

Ehhh not so great of an idea. My mom actually took that in school. She never found a job with it. Waste of time to be honest with you.

>an_extremely_angry_reaction_image.bmp

Nothing.
Now fuck off.

Yeah basically.
I see i see.
Hi. What's up?

But it does!

Night turbo-perv.

That doesn't mean anything!
That is the whole point!

why does Tomoko act like a man?
Is she so socially inept that she can't be proper?

Surely you'd start it out

When you're three emotions are joy, rape, and murder you'd expect a few

there's also a few absolute cancer pictures too
crayon drawings and such

no stay up
not much but looks like its picked up now
hi not blonde karen
i heard the sky is up :v)

Lots of work for it here in Texas.

And it's more about getting the knowledge and skills.

Having a trade is one thing, like HVAC or welding, but a skill like networking is not about work, but opportunity.

I could work for literally any company that uses electronics. Any company that rents server space (and there is a lot of server space between San Antonio, Dallas, and Houston), or even somewhere shitty like Sup Forums.

I could even build my own server and say fug it.

Her girl points are just so low they may as well be non-existent.

She has a great role model, Yuu-chan, but she would rather molest her than act like her.

Don't worry, I still love you

If I had a gun on a boat, I'dshoot


Hm.. well guess I stand corrected. Gl in the field

And that might be all the time I have for today certainly all the time I have for the moment. I'll talk to you guys later. Or maybe a week from now or someshit. Cya

>go fuck yourself syndra

You mean the thread or my internet?
well i told you before, i don't have a robot fetish
>go fuck yourself sndra
Great farewell. seeya rose

It only makes my point stonger! You perv~
No it isn't
>now close your eyes and think of something pleasant

kek, that's fair enough

WEW
Well guys, I'm going for a nap, I'll be back to normal by then, see y'all later~

>i heard the sky is up

heh heh.

You sound like the actual Tomoko.


Well i hope it works out im sure it will. Payroll companys are the fuckin worst never do their jobs.

>You sound like the actual Tomoko.
Huh?

the thread
so what's down?
just do it

The character

the way your typing when your this pissed

Because I'm not a perv.

Am not!
It is!
>Why?!

Notta sachii. I just made a bangin cup of Pour Over coffee. Ive done coffee all diffrent ways and im diggin this one the best.

I mean french press is legit but whateva.

what are you doing?

clmd

Fuck, i just finished working on a /vr/ banner and then realized it isn't open until the 11th.
guess it was really slow then.
was this you?

>jenny

According to the department of labor, lol the department of labor, Information and Technology jobs will be needed for a while longer.

I think there is even a certain school here that does only Cyber Security.

I though about doing that, but I'm more into building and maintenance. Not really a big fan of dealing with people.

Plus I don't want to be the guy who couldn't stop a hacker who gets away with some hundred thousand CC#s.

I'll just make sure everything is plugged in, communicating correctly, and let everyone else deal with the shit that flows through the wires.

As long as it flows the correct direction, I've done my job.

So she is basically the stereotypical user

how can you come to /waifu/ without lewds prepared

Damn it! I wanted to sleep! Now I gotta wait a bit more.
Goodnight!

Yeah I know but still, I would have expect some kind of update. Also, I did find a good one but that one got lost in my phone.

I'm starting to fall asleep though, I'm drifting in and out of sleep now.

How would a nonperv like you know the difference between a regular perv and an advanced one huh? Check. Mate.

Guys I'm falling asleep. I think I'm done here. Good morning all!

Heya!

well waifus are for worshipping non fapping.
>goodnight

>delicious thighs
Yes you are! You even are pervy irl!!
No-Uh
>you know exactly why

This is it, going for a nap

Basically. Some people still comment on her being Sup Forums incarnate. Given a chance I bet she would get really embarrassed if she were to act too girly.

Hell, the reason she picked a long skirt was so she didn't look like a slut. She obviously is not a fan of gyaru or typical female customs.

She doesn't even wear makeup. And she is in highschool.

I see.

Well I do have this unrelated image. My iPod was not made for lewdness. My computer does however have a shit ton of nonika lewds though