/heem/: Claudia Champ edition

Seriously who u got this time?

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first for Don Frye

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SCHAUB IS PANCREATIC CANCER

Look at him, trying to hide that Adam's Apple.

nice start guys

BRUH WHY ARE THEY BOTH REMOVED FROM THE FIGHT CARD>>>?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?????

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JJ WILL DESTROY HER

They are in the tuf final tonight

This is something I wanna bring up. Does VegasDave know something we don't?

Nobody ITT would last 10 seconds in my guard, I'd be willing to put money on it.

no, Vegas Dave is a degenerate gambler.

Chinczyk via ud

Claudia is on the horsemeat

U sure?

>biggest card of all time
>wymons main eventing
>wwe wrestler biggest star on the show

vince wins again

*teleports behind you* *locks in twister* pssshhhhh nothing personal kid

>actually giving a shit who is the main event when the whole card is still crazy stacked

Sure, Fronke vs Aldo or Brock vs Hunt are the more popular fights but still.

So u got Nunes for the win?

Nunes
Hunt
DC
Frankie
Sea Level Cain

I'd stack you up and grind your face with my forearms until you were unrecognizable, then once you were tired bring the bows


Fagit

nunes
hunt
dc
fronk
cain

>Pena literally calls Helwani a goofball

One of the few photos where she looks good.

Fucking make-up magic.

Zane Simon and Connor Reubusch unironically called Frankie Edgar fans the 2nd worst fan base in MMA

How is this possible?

I don't know what he was thinking making the woman's fight the main event, there's no hype for it and people who don't care will walk out after the lesnar fight

I don't think anyone's upset about it desu, it's just more people commenting on how what was supposed to be the biggest card is headlined by two non draws.
Lets be honest, Nunes/Tate isn't a fight that headlines even a normal PPV. Holm/Tate didn't and that was arguably an even bigger fight since it was the first defence of the lass who beat Ronda Rousey

(Dead) (Dead) (Dead)
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Frankie
Travis

Jon Jones is a douche
How the fuck do you still cheat given the situation he was in? lol

Not arguably that WAS a bigger fight, people look at this nunes fight as a squash match for tate

Of course. Still, the meme about this card is how stacked it is.

Who ends it doesn't really matter to me.

Like I said, the Franke fight or Brock fight would make more sense, but who cares.

we should do picks for the entire card, fightpass prelims to main

hard mode

what do you guys think?

No news? No link? Is this thread going to get deleted?

not really but Vegas Dave doesn't really know anything we don't. I think Nunes can finish in the first but Miesha is stupid tough and will probably survive an early onslaught before grinding Nunes out to a late stoppage.

I keep having a feeling that Joanna will pull out of the fight

be the jon jones you want to see in the world

you'll have to tally everyone's picks because everyone is getting goofed

Claudia heems the polish power, fights the female Bolo.
>Rin Nakai 2016 champ

Check back after the tomorrow.

I'm in but it depends if the prediction bros want to do it

Im afraid my favorite goblin will get her ass whooped.

She was pictured as a fucking cunt on TUF and Claudia is definitively in her head.

Also Claudia looks on top physically and last fight was super tight.

My heart is for JJ but my money is on Claudia

>Who ends it doesn't really matter to me.
But it does matter in the end

The headliner is often seen as the carrier of the card and it's what the card gets billed as. The card is stacked, but when a big fight gets shelved, there's always that sting left of what could have been. It never feels the same, no matter how many other things are on there

Me too she and claudia have been removed from the card on wikipedia

Makes sense. Every fight is notable.

This womanlet should drop down to 85

Me. I was optimistic after yesterdays card, but there's been a bit of negativity on /heem/ and then I actually looked at tonights card and now I sort of feel bad I'm going to be sitting through it

Hope its fun

>Claudia is definitively in her head.

I think its the other way around actually, Joanna tends to do cuntish stuff all the time before fights so she is used to it.

Pick a flaw.

>inb4 Huntfags

i just realized she didn't give claudia a gift

Sure am pumped for memesha tate and amanda nunes.

she didn't give valerie one

Pena is not beating Zingano but everything else looks good.

I don't think you can really deny Joanna seems much more emotional for this fight though, she doesn't seem shook, but it does seem Claudia's gotten to her

That emotion can play a huge factor, either positively or negatively desu

Last nights fight were worse on paper and was a pretty comfy night every preelim but one a finish

Lauzon is a tricky one. Sanchez is has only been finished once (doctor stoppage vs BJ Penn) and Lauzon has only 1 decision win in his career.

kek

Honestly speaking though, is anyone anywhere actually saying this?

sure is mma vivisection in here

you better be, my heemstralian friend

Doing parlay that big never works. If you paired them up you might actually win some money.

Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes
Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt
Daniel Cormier vs. Anderson Silva
José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne

>sorry about the delete

She was always terrible

It's back up now

She can drop a turd on my bed while she's at it

Pena could heem Zing13secondarmbarno since Cat's been out for 1.5 years, anything possibru

Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez

Honestly, the only way JJ wins is if Claudia is too passive and loses on the score card somehow or too aggressive and gets caught.

However Claudia has a chin and Im not sure JJ's noodle arms have enough power to knock out somebody with a chin.
Also Caludia's striking has looked really refined lately so Im not convinced JJ has an advantage anywhere.
>Strength and Conditioning
Claudia>>>>>JJ
>Wrestling/BJJ
Claudia>>>>>JJ
>Striking
Claudia>JJ

;)

Nunes
Brock
DC
Aldo
Cain

Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Velasquez

JJ might have the cardio advantage and she dropped Claudia last fight, so idk

Tate
Lesnar
Silva
Aldo
Velasquez

Tate
Marku Hunto
Spoider
Edgar
Velasquez

Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez

pls bud

Tate via 3rd round sub
Hunt via 1st round heem
Cormier via 2nd round T/KO
Aldo via decision
Cain via 3rd round T/KO

Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Cain

Strength, yes but conditioning Jajaycheck can go 5 rounds at decent pace.

Lauzon is done. He looked terrible in his last fight. Al broke him. And people bring up the Gomi win but Gomi hasn't been good for nearly a decade, is a drunk, and had his chin deleted by Myles Jury. People forget Diego has pretty damn good BJJ.

nunes
lesnar
silva
aldo
velasquez

Just don't see it happening with how refined Claudia has become.
It really is like she got 5x better and JJ stayed exactly the same. Meme strikers usually don't fare well in these kinds of fights. And arguably JJ didn't even win the first match up since Claudia technically "won" more of the fight, but you know how the judges are.

Tates
Brocc
Dan
Frankie
Cain

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Nunes
Hunt
Silva
Aldo
Cain

i can't wait for knuckle up given what's gone down with the cops and coloreds

Cain is going to destroy Travis.

Fuck alright u convinced me with that JJ hasn't progressed shit. I might bet

Tate
Brocc
Danielle via SUCC
Frankie
Cain

Nunes
Lesnar
Silva
Edgar
Browne

>no picture
wewlad

Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez

Tate
Lesnar
DC
Edgar
Velasquez

monster clit edition

i unironically hope yoanna heems her in the first

Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Valasquez

>but you know how the judges are

I think, if JJ has stronger cardio and higher volume output, then rounds 4 and 5 will likely go her way. Claudia has to get stoppage or win first three rounds by a good margin, so judges cant fuck her.

All the heemlords picking Nunes, any particular reason?

Punchers chance

Nunes
Brock
Cormier
Edgar
Velasquez

Tate
Hunt
DC
Joe Say
Cain

Rate my dogger, /heem/

meme magic it in to reality to fuck dana for making headliner

Miesha Mctits
Hunt via chin deletion
DC cuz Spider isn't ready for the succ... and fuck hues
Frankie via fuck hues
Cain for the Browne/Ronda domestic abuse fight we deserve

"Literally Who" Tate in a decision snooze fest
Hunt last minute of the first round KO
(C'MON) DC
Edgar in a decision snooze fest
Browne because Cain injury five minutes before walkout

>Punchers chance

She's better on the feet and on the ground. Miesha barely scraps through all her fights, even the ones where she has a clear advantage.