Waifu claiming thread.
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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Waifu claiming thread
Ryder Cooper
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John Rodriguez
First
Alexander Jenkins
My existence is a joke.
Colton Davis
ITT: superior music
Colton Murphy
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Bentley Davis
Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Mai, but you can call me the ignored shitposter of /waifu/. (I’m laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 18 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy replying to Yuuko, even if he always ignores me. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.
Shitposting!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours,
The ignored shitposter of /waifu/
Thomas Davis
So i just realized the /vr/ banner contest isn't open until the 11th. so i rushed a banner design out for nothing.
>Joel? Joel? have you been converting MIDI's again Joel?
>jenny claimed
Cooper Moore
Mako claimed
Not even a funny one either :^)
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Fuck off mai
Owen Cook
>my check is still
>not
>in
Guess I'm doing all of my errands tomorrow.
Depositing this bitch is going to take an hour, on top of the hour highway crawl to and from the office, and on top of that the checks wont be in until at least noon.
Hope the cops ignore my expired registration for one more day.
And my lights stay on.
And I don't get evicted.
This is so aggravating I want to kill someone.
Gavin Martin
I'm not Mai.
this is mai.
but hey you're a newfagLOL
Bentley Robinson
Austin Reyes
>Be Irish
>surrounded by fish
>Starve to death from running out of potatoes
Carter Green
>he changed his name to kkk
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Gotta learn this process. I have some specific songs in mind to blacken.
Tyler Bell
>who is Mi Liu?
Jordan Foster
I forgot black midis were a thing, I wonder how many fingers do you need to play that.
Christopher Hernandez
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James Reed
you suck DUDE FUCK OFF
Sebastian Wood
Are you the Taiga that posted Bonobo yesterday? Good taste.
Jordan Morgan
I was the one who said "first" dumbass
Nathan Thompson
>Muh mai scapegoat
Wake me up when March ends.
Luis Adams
Divide number of notes in a quarter second on average to get an approximation.
James Hughes
What song is that? i can't read gook
>jenny
Dylan Rivera
Shiro is a heretic
Gavin Anderson
Why are you so mad?
Matthew Harris
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Benjamin Jenkins
l3l
MI LU AND MAI HERE
Adam Parker
Suh dude.
I watched his entire boiler room session... Shit was fucking amazing.
Adrian Adams
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Zachary Harris
Necrofantasia from perfect cherry blossom.
Xavier Perez
Why not september?
Blake Johnson
I think im gonna make some breakfast burritos
Leo Smith
You are so new
>YOU AREN'T SHITPOSTING PROPERLY
If it pisses you off so much then yes I am.
How could somebody so new know that I exist?
Benjamin Harris
The mai meme ended in March, I haven't even posted a picture of mai since then.
Ryan Gutierrez
Hope not too oversexualised
Claimed
Matthew Butler
l0l
liar liar
liar liar
liar liar
you always post in first image of the thread
Joshua Young
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Parker Lewis
>perfect cherry blossom
Fuck, how didn't i realize that? i was playing this morning. Well thanks
>stunning
Hardly
James Evans
Oh shit I forgot about that.
Still what are you so butthurt about? are you hand-kun or something?
Charles Davis
Gingeas conquered Flandre's theme 110mil
Fuck.
Aaron Gutierrez
why would hand kun be mad about it, huh?
Ok, I'm getting seriously mad. Don't bring him in this, he's the coolest guy in here.
Ayden Nelson
Who are you?
Andrew Jones
hitler
Camden Ross
The usual.
>Rattle Rattle
Kayden Morris
Your Vel'Koz is stunning.
I didn't listen to a DJ set for a long while but I have faith it's a really good one. Is there any other genre you love to listen to?
Jacob Richardson
T R I G G E R E D
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Evan Scott
I fucking new it, you can take my life but you can't take my honor.
Matthew Nelson
jews are illuminati xD
Justin Stewart
don't ever speak about the greatest user of here again, hand kun, or I will hack you
he is super cool, not like you guys
Grayson Davis
Short circuiting then?
Good day Homura
Why thank you. You up for some more games today?
Oliver Ross
Anything so long as there's a method to enjoy it.
If I like it, I'll listen too it.
Alexander Perry
You are the fucking pinnacle of humor aren't you.
FUCK hand-fag, my twitter password is 2048 characters long.
Chase Smith
Agreed hug
Landon Perry
it's not a short circuit. it never is
Trips demands you learn it
oh yes
James King
>"go be a faggot elsewhere"
>waifu claiming thread
>lolz
William Walker
>When shitposters collide
Isaac Nelson
>collide
It's just Mai, Mi Lou and another guy, I wonder who.
Kevin Gray
>liking females
>faggot
Go back to fapping to "feminine" dicks
Brandon Ortiz
If I come back within an hour, someone slap me. Going to try and sleep.
Thomas Robinson
>tfw you're not even shitposting
Adrian Morales
Good day Mako
Then what is it?
rip
James Lopez
if evens I spam this thread to completion.
Charles Clark
Oi. I'm rolling.
This is so bonobo tier
m.youtube.com
I demand nothing. I don't want to be an emporer, that's not my business.
Jeremiah Jenkins
Not today.
Adrian Bell
Yea sure, hopefully Kagami won't be so late today and he can join us.
Nice integer. Sounds like you're pretty open to anything but I'm not sure what do you mean with the method, music is super subjective but I'm pretty sure there are methods to enjoy anything, not everyone can grasp every method though.
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Juan Sanders
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Logan Jackson
My hand is ready
T H E T R U T H
>i demand nothing
>dubs
What is this?
>i won't spam
>better post to let people know this
Kevin Jenkins
Cancer cancer shitpost without effort.
Tyler Watson
Fuck you
Cameron Jones
good to know
>rattle rattle
need to learn how to shitpost properly
Jason Torres
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Asher Miller
>I wonder who could be behind these threads...
Robert Brown
reroll
Nice. Here's hoping. I slept throught the entire day so I'll be here all night. No rush
That just short circuited my brain
Fuck off anonymus
Lincoln Parker
STOP
Christian Hall
Sauce
Dominic Gray
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing Sup Forums: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking Sup Forums, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with Sup Forums? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO.
Gavin Ross
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Levi James
Not spaming but I'm going to dump my Poland ball folder.
Julian Watson
>hardstyle, hardcore
2 dimensional and pretty basic, but I can jump to it
>bonobo and the like
I can fall so deep into it, it has depth, layers to explore and feel so lucidly
>progressive house
So good to listen to while on the move, fits the city vibe, chill as fuck
>rock/metal
I want to punch something.
So yeah, maybe I just have autism.
Carter Parker
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Brayden Jones
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Angel Harris
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Tyler Jones
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Connor Nelson
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Eli Carter
Collecting...
Levi White
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Justin Ward
Where is mai from
Jordan Wood
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Kayden Carter
I knew you were a bot the day is saw you
STOP FEEDING THE WEW POSTER
Luke Walker
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Sebastian Gutierrez
/waifu/ thread is where a bunch of drawfag rejects hangout and circle jerk each other and act smug to anyone not in their top tier autism crew.
Jeremiah Bell
america
>implying i don't want him to spam
Jason Jenkins
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Ryan Ward
If I see one more mai lewd Istop spaming.
Easton Allen
>a bunch of drawfag rejects
Jonathan Collins
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Carter Ortiz
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Mason Cook
how about you dont
Luis Parker
Nice work getting 3 numerals to be next to eachother.
I'm going to sleep bye
Jose Peterson
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Aaron Murphy
Check'd