Late Night Edition
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cara
wish there was more banter at my workplace
i jokingly rugby tackled this bloke into the water cooler and he whined like a right fucking twat
had 3 separate meetings with HR
Felicity
me on holiday with the lads x
>G*rm
don't post in this one lads
THIS 2BH XDDDD BASED FUCKIN CARALAD
back to NEETdom lads
getting one of these bad boys
>SHE WON THE POPULAR VOTE SHE DESERVES TO LEAD
kek, what the fuck, you sure he wasn't like 60?
Someone got smashed in the face with a bin the other day at my work.
The 'it was just banter' defence was applied successfully.
imagine driving your 1.6 litre Corsa
*pukes*
>rorkes are spread out over more land so they deserve to decide the election
bloody good post this
t. am British spy
no he is 30 odd, always making jokes so i figured he wouldn't mind a laugh
i didn't full on tackle him but the big jug of water came off and a bit spilt but he wouldn't stop going on about it
that sounds great
i want that
A mouth fedora ?
compare the population density of the Clinton areas to the Trump areas
FOY
listening to some Japanese jazz fusion
youtube.com
disgusting German this is the real thread
michael van gerwen is fucking god like
last night of the christmas holidays tomorrow. why did i waste them so?
>Representing the actual country that you're living in instead of just California and New York? ARE YOU INSANE?
no it's for shatter
can't keep a glass piece with a blowtorch at the 'rents
hes my uncle
imagine not being able to drive
fuck off
>tfw have a loft bed
>tfw can't comfypost on laptop or tablet
imagine if you gave the queen that cold
practically a murderer
got caught creeping in monsoon earlier lads
moving to trumps great ridge
He beat Barney then?
imagine being YOU
this is true though
why should 1km squared of mongs decide the fate for the entire country
ah yes i forgot it was square metres that vote, not people
i dont have to
imagine making a post twice and nobody caring either time
in monsoon?
destroyed him 6-2 and barney was playing amazing
best darts match i've ever watched
idea: only teach smart people how to read and write so only smart people have opinions
Did you also forget what a Republic is? Because it sure as fuck sounds like it, Ahmed.
fucking love this pic
i can see the resemblance
his head looks like a penis and you are one
What the fuck is a loft bed.
No I'm not going to google it.
honestly thought this was some islands the clintons owned
I hate when they match up because they're both incredibly likeable.
Its a bed with very long legs
>american politics
hang yourself
...
>Post yfw Gerry Adams usurps the British throne following the queens death and establishes year zero followed by mass Scottish death camps
who /northernbrothers/ here?
The lads at your mum's last night
Mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmm
I've gotta knock
*knock knock*
onnnnn wood
poof bed
bit gay
business idea: rename the house of lords "the senate" so people think it's democratic
haha lads
feel depressed
gonna do a sigh
ah yes, the ol' shitcutter
are you the actual midget?
What a brave lad coming out of the closet so publicly.
Every fucking time i come into this general you cunts are saying the exact same fucking shit, over and over again
If you live below 53° North, you aren't Northern
Because that's how democracy works
Why should 5 hicks in bumblefuck nowhere decide it?
we did this
worked pretty well
What the hell is the purpose of this thing, like for people who just fucking love sleeping on the top bunk but they don't need the second bed?
FOY
>a state in which supreme power is held by the people and their elected representatives, and which has an elected or nominated president rather than a monarch.
ah yes no mention of square metres voting, but i forgot words mean whatever rorke wants them to mean
(rorkical correctness)
Free up floor space
saves floor space
you can put big things underneath the bed
You don't live in a democracy, Paco.
shawty so fine
pussy so fresh
reminder that the system is stacked against us
More room I suppose
kikero
More storage space for people who can't put shelves up or are afraid of shit falling on them while they sleep I suppose.
>democracy works by retroactively demanding that the rules of the election be changed when they don't work out for you
Meet me outside now
>Reads the definition and still doesn't understand the map
Fucking G*rms.
Oh right, fair enough, I guess if you live in a fucking submarine it makes complete sense.
hey there boys
squanchos the name, learnin's my game
postin in here to learn as much as i can about britain before my vacation there
>come on lad pick your poison lmao x
what do brits call these things
>top bunk
sign of a batty boy
people in london have to use every single m3
your fanny x
called them Will Doodles when i was a kid
cooking up a jawn like pasta
lord almighty
we have them in our dorms at uni. very useful as it comes with a desk you can put underneath
>straw man
ah yes, Drumpfsters
I never said the election should be overturned, I'm refuting the idea that muh rural heartland deserves more representation per person
You can't put a desk above your bed you mong
Springs behind the door.
my winkle
t. always got bullied into taking the lower bunk
fight me
just watched sherlock so i'm gonna try to do deduction like him
i'm going to guess that these lads are on their phones
but this lad isnt
oh shit