/heem/: Sleepy Hue Edition

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7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
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7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

News:

>RDA wants a rematch
mmafighting.com/2016/7/8/12126770/rafael-dos-anjos-praises-eddie-alvarez-but-also-asks-for-a-rematch

>Eddie wants easy fights, easy money
mmafighting.com/2016/7/8/12126670/eddie-alvarez-says-hed-welcome-an-easier-fight-next-like-conor

>Silva vs DC official with 2 days notice at LHW
mmafighting.com/2016/7/7/12126438/anderson-silva-steps-in-to-face-daniel-cormier-in-non-title-bout-at

Free Fights:

youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
youtube.com/watch?v=GD4O-YPLcGo
youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
youtube.com/watch?v=m1l5YaenEx8
youtube.com/watch?v=e56f71kkImk
youtube.com/watch?v=G9GvuMtJ3PQ
twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/750753016756596736
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Holy shit Alvarez, i'm so glad he won in this fashion, and not via wrestlefuck. HOLY SHIT

good op, op

first for bellator

conor was so happy and nice to diaz in that presser, when he looked at dana and laughed when ariella started talking i lost it

>youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU

RDA is a top lad

People were literally arguing MMA math for why he was going to get rekt here the days leading up to it, shit was nuts.
I'll be honest, I thought he'd lose a contentious decision but it was nice to see him win. Big fan of both of them tbt.

any fresh news about ma boi jonny ?

I told you guys Eddie was gonna end the Brazil meme.

>rest of the world making a decent thread for once

what is this

im still surprised t b h

if i go to austria can i stay at ur place

???

sure we can even make a change im stay at your place you in mine?

Is miller vs gomi a sleeper fight to bet on?

You were too bud.
You went on for about 10 minutes about how rda was better everywhere and gonna smash him.

I'm not surprised mother fuckers.

>not going for the title

Why Anderson? Even if you cant go five rounds, end him in the fucking second

That doesn't even make sense, you silly person.

Joanna Champion's attitude is worrying me lately.

She started as a very humble, menacing fighter. Look at her older staredowns:

youtube.com/watch?v=m1l5YaenEx8

Compare that to the yesterday's staredown:

youtube.com/watch?v=e56f71kkImk

"New" Joanna is way less humble and way less menacing. I hope it doesn't bite her in the ass in the end.

im back at night i need some beer and sleep

holla bois

he wasnt nice to diaz, he called him a mexican lel

>less memes against the cage to waste time
>go hard for three rounds

can spider win?

>all hue's have lost
>Anderson is fighting DC
>WMMA is the main event for UFC 200
>Rich Piana is having an MMA fight

Have memes gone too far?

what happens if Anderson beats DC? :D :D :D

>implying anderson wont spend the whole fight until he gets finished being wrestle fucked

webm of RDA tko?????

shes been told to have a fake conflict by dana because no one cares about wmma

>tfw when you still regret not buying a Nike "Anderson Knows" shirt
those were fucking sick and now they're discontinued, real feelsbadman shit. Did anyone get a hold of one? i see them sometimes go for a couple hundred bucks on amazon and there are no decent bootleg copies going around.

At what weight is Anderson now?

about tree fiddy

Rich isn't actually having a fight is he?

>>Rich Piana is having an MMA fight

lol source?

240 pounds but he is cutting a lot of water weight

Her getting heemed will bring me Ronda heeming satisfaction

the guy he was supposed to fight is a fraud, so no fight

240? damn, he's a beast


jesus fucking christ WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. DC vs Anderson Silva HAHAHAHAHAH . I'm almost happy Jones dropped.

>DC's reaction to Jones testing positive in the latest embedded.

Feels bad man, he just wanted this chapter to be over

Anderson should be the champ by now, he beat the champ who is Bisbong

youtube.com/watch?v=G9GvuMtJ3PQ

its gonna be a fun fight either way, Silva never fails to deliver fresh memes

so slack rich is the natty god and deserved that fight that id never heard of until this moment

>Let's replace someone who has tested positive for drugs with someone who has tested positive for drugs and was banned for it.
>Let's not give this actual LHW contender (Gustavsson) a chance
>By the way give me money

Fuck you Dana

R A R E

>lets not sell gus v dc / jones 2
>lets give it to the fans for free who already paid for this fight

are you a fucking retard

>Gustav

Back up, fjord nigger

Why? UFC 200 is a show, and Jones will probably be banned for year or two, Gustafsson is a next contender, he'll have a ful training camp and i want to see a prepared Guss.

Gus fight would've been more competitive but Gus has lost 3 in 4 and he's not a draw. They needed someone to make this card buyable
It's even more of a meme card now desu, pretty disappointing for UFC 200

Fuck yall who doubted my boy eddie. Fuck yall talking about. Bellator in this hoe

He doesnt want to fight 205ers even if he could beat cormier

Gus, Rumble, Texeria. He is too old for that shit

Also why be LHW champion when you can fight bisping for your crown back and retire

>giving the fight to a guy DC has already beat
>or giving the fight to the fan favorite
after Jones' shit UFC 200 has become a fan apology, they are aiming for appeasement now not LHW ranking integrity.

damn that sucks, i didn't see it yet. he was actually ready to fight him anyway, that's crazy

I didnt think eddie had a chance in the world

>bisping beats rockhold
>eddie beats rda
>cormier lhw champ
>werdum btfo

Is 2016 the craziest year ever?

4 am work guy here

Just finished, been awake for 25 hours now. Gonna hit the hay and wake up for the card tonight

See you lads then

the only people who talked shit about eddie are the sort of dudes that watch ufc exclusively

i new if he turned it into a war he had as a good a chance as any

RDA is a good fighter but eddie isn't some scrub like people tried to make him out to be

>fan apology
>aiming for appeasement

Doing shit job with Tate v Nunes maining, easier for people to accept Hunt v Lesnar or Aldo v Edgar headlining.

>yfw Dana would have put Conor on 200 but couldn't hear the offer because the mics were fucked up

>mma
>a sport
lmao

ty USADA and early weigh ins for the rollercoaster

Don't sleep too long ;)

He is a druggie and a fucking cheater

>yfw silva wins

jones vs silva?

twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/750753016756596736

what did he mean by this?

>its a DC gets emotionally heemed episode

That's not fresh news

did anybody see that little wiener Ariel at the press conference,such a faggot, so fake.."h-hey guise (pause for appaulse) i-it's just litttle ol me, ive been through so much"

hope he trips and rolls his ankle

such a slimy weasel, but the goof brigade eat it up.

>5 rounds of DC wrestlefucking Canderson

ebin

He asks such inflammatory questions trying to get fighters to get mad at each other too.
Hate that wanker.
>literally crying because you played cowboy and got burned

hope he trips and falls into an oven

3 rounder

I hope that shitter gets whats coming.
UFC should have never unbanned him.
Chael's got those media credentials now, hope he stomps on Ariel's turf good and hard

Derrick Lewis won by 'blessing' . Was just i or anybody alse gave that fight to Nelson?

>muh significant strikes

He would lose if fight went 5 rounds desu.

You mean one round of wrestlefucking and two rounds of Anderson sitting against the fence slipping punches and then wondering why he lost the decision

you cant be posting such things Mirko, muh dik

anyone got a link to the ufc 202 press conference? would really appreciate it.

Will khabib bring the dog out?

I gave it to Nelson but I can't be mad at that decision, damage>"""'effective grappling""""
also that's the most SHEEITs I've heard in a post fight interview ever

reminder theres hundreds of poofs here that defended him when he lost his job for half a day

the faggots came out of the woodwork and sucked his little cock

Muslims don't like dogs
He'll bring out the bear or the cat or something
The eagle maybe

I cant hear you

A lot of edgy people on here

I don't hold it against Ariel for breaking the Brock news, same as I don't hold it against the UFC for getting mad at the guy.
The real pathetic part is that he cried and played the victim afterwards. Did he seriously think that'd go down well?

>a lot of edgy people here
>4chanz home of the edgies

Is Brazil thing of the past?

literally got his job back so i think he thought itd go well and it did

dw i found it tyrone

Mate he wasn't employed by the UFC (officially)

Among all the drama I legit forgot I even saw the weigh ins yesterday

This, it went down really well. I wonder what Dana thinks every time he now pops up to ask a question. Dana said some nasty shit about him, probably doesn't like him either but he has to put up with him

>
DC will molest him and finish him

He was trying to warn you
It's a shitshow

Amazing main card

Spicy as all fuckery

In the short term it worked but he made life long enemies with Lorenzo and Dana. They will get him back one day.

>it is what it is sheeeeeit

thanks for the bundaposting

How long do you guys think it will take until Karma hits Ariel? My guess is 1 year until everyone turns against it.

Fertitta's will have their mobster connections hide a dead hooker in the boot of his car for the cops to find.

Exterminate all Jon Jones fans. I've been saying this for years now. They are all subhuman low IQ apes and need to be put down.

Can You See Me Now?

This is the fight game and anything can happen. Ya'll need to stop freaking out every time there's an upset. Technically, Jon Jones should have lost the belt to Chael Sonnen for God's sake.

>let's have more title fights on 2 seconds notice!

This is more of a spectacle to me than a catch-weight with the Spider.

Ariel is a disgusting worm and I'm glad his children are going to see their father crying over glorified mandrama. Literally laughed out loud when Brock and Nate refused to answer his questions at the presser, hoping others start too. Company hates him, fighters hate him, fans hate him because he's wasting our time when nobody care about him.

Dana being intimidated by the 30 people honestly canceling their fightpass over Ariel was pathetic. Almost as pathetic as the people who support the most corrupt, unlikable, and self-centered journalist in MMA.

Where was his integrity when he was new on the scene and didn't ask any real questions to garner support from the company? When he saw other journalists banned for less and did nothing? When he was an "independent" reporter while on Zuffa payroll, and literal shill?

I guess everything is fine because his family was persecuted and he cried like a child.

I'm appalled such a person has any kind of following.

No, those are Conors fans.

Good morning Heem, it's 9 am here and super cold and im heading to work,
while I happily-patiently wait, for my Conors memeys to be fully back.

Share your thoughts of him, I'll read it at work.

>Good morning Heem, it's 9 am here and super cold and im heading to work,
I don't care
>while I happily-patiently wait, for my Conors memeys to be fully back.
I don't care
>Share your thoughts of him, I'll read it at work
no, thanks

I guess that's true, but I can't recall there ever being any other bones related news