ITT: Conspiracy theories that you believe are true

ITT: Conspiracy theories that you believe are true.

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bush did 9/11

JFK's assassination was engineered by the CIA. At this point, I don't think it's even classed as a "theory" by some.

We are being studied as a species by aliens

My OC

Trump has been a friend of the clintons for years. Trump runs against Hillary. Bombs completely on purpose. Hillary rewards trump enterprises after getting presidency

except who ordered the plot?

It was probably the FBI, not the CIA.

I've heard that, but how the fuck could you keep a secret like that? The only 3 people who could know are the Clintons and Trump.

i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...

l o w q u a l i t y b 8

lost russian cosmonauts

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shit pasta m8

Dubs checked
There would never be any proof and if there was the FBI would let her walk. Again...

faggot at least make the first letter of the sentence spell something

If Trump deliberately started fucking up then peeps would start suspecting it was a plot.

OJ didn't kill them

Fuck off faggot

Mankind was created by djinn to farm fire for them.

They can suspect all they want but how could they ever prove it? He spent millions securing the republican nomination but now that it's just him and Hillary?? It's now a totally botched race he's not even trying

The jews control EVERYTHING

population control

Someone will come forth. Clinton can't even drive, for christs sake, and her, Bill and Trump all have aides doing all their work they're too important to do..

Just my theory

>population control
how is it a conspiracy?

it's not even happening, there are more people being born every day

There is so much dishonesty and deception concerning the history of WW2, the filthy jews were not prosecuted, they were put in what basically amounts to clubhouses to keep them from fucking up the economy more than theybalready have. None of them were killed, they fabricated that so they could stop Mein Fuhrer from making the world a better place.

Many mass shootings and bombings are hoaxes. Mind control is real and being used on the population on a daily basis. Secret societies run this world. They use hand signals and symbols to communicate with each other. 911 was an inside job and used to take away our freedoms.

Just testing your theory. Another factor is whether the Clintons would be willing to take such a huge risk. The Republicans have been after them for decades. This would be the Win of the Century, outdoing Watergate, even.

Dude,I've been watching the same shit in YouTube and believe it. How about them wallmart detention centers and all the tunnels to and from them. Plus the 30,000 guilletines the government just bought...

Human cloning

>clones
have you ever seen one, though?

Hello. I am from the future.

FEMA camps. Walmarts, at least in my area, are conveniently placed where they're close to highways and train tracks. A perfect place to hold people if need be. No windows

Not that user, we have more shit being put into our foods that we have little to no idea about their side effects. The amount of drugs the people get put on, specifically children, just because we speculate that there is a problem with them, like: RLS(tho I hear that it is no longer around), ADD, ADHD, depression(I acknowledge that one is real but why drug them up instead of finding foods/life-styles that can naturally fix the issue) while ignoring other "problems" like the majority of tumblerfags that make bullshit up and we do little to nothing to address them, like trying to figure out if gender really is a spectrum or if your transgender ass really should be taking meds because feels.

Chemtrails
Prove me wrong
And please don't give me the stupid explanation that the trails are because of the engine

>mfw
i look back at the history books they gave us in secondary/ elementary school... they were written by authors with peculiar names: bergstein, steinberg, steinbeck, goldgold, liebman, shecklegold

they really made this holocaust thing out to be a big deal

Does anyone believe in aliens?

If so, what do you think of this site?

bibliotecapleyades.net/

Some of it gives me this weird feeling of truth, but i'm not sure if it's just the caffeine which makes me feel that way. Any input?

No doubt chemtrails are real. They like to make x's in the sky

why the h*ck is this being posted everywhere?

The Tetragrammaton is a tetrahedral gravity device capable of parting the seas and arranging large stones. It is the name of god. It's not a being, it's a technology.

There are numerous references to this ancient technology in the religions of the world.

It's not just a geometric symbol or the name of god, that is what the NWO wants you to think.

Look up Buckminster Fuller Tetragrammaton, Leonard Susskind Tetragrammaton, and finally Nassim Heirmein Tetragrammaton.

For Susskind's continuation of Buckminster's work on the Tetragrammaton anf Quantum Mechanics see plebbit/r/holofractal

I know, but if the population is steadily increasing, how is that "control?"

Seems like they dun goofed

>prove me wrong

Just saying something isn't proof faggot

at least give reasons why you believe this

freemasons rule america.

I know because......

i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...

pic related is a mind control tool, encouraging people to do bad things and glorifying the prison lifestyle.

because of some autistically-written book?

reactionary. emotional. predictable.

you aren't trying. you can do better.

Its SJW spam in response to Sup Forums operation, namely whitehouse petition for BLM classified as a domestic terror group, which it is.

The spam started yesterday when Sup Forums uncovered the human trafficking and child sex slave operation being administered by the Clinton Foundation.

The spam & the chimpouts in general are a diversion to keep social media from talking about her leaked emails, and the fbi guy who sent Sup Forums all the inviestgation material.

The entire site is being brigaded right now, you are sharing conspiracy theories in the middle of a psy-op.

>the BLM
>a domestic terror group, which it is
faggot

>in the middle of a psy-op.

I cringed reading this

The U.S. assassinated Swedish Prime Minister Olof Palme.

You think Freemasons rule the world because of some book your mom used to make you use as toilet paper?

The New World Order

The idea that the absolute wealthiest, most powerful elite have a shared agenda to take over the world.
This is accomplished by breaking down borders, labeling nationalism as relentlessly barbarian, promoting degeneracy within culture to break down society though cultural Marxism.
It's the reason why in first world countries there has been a massive increase in immigration from third world countries, why they keep pushing for a massive increase in refugees from backwards thinking Islamic countries. Countries where the vast majority of the population agree with the absolute savagery that is radical jihad, and sympathize with terrorist organisation. The same people who are okay with letting in millions of illegal immigrants a year from Mexico into the United States.
By letting in poor immigrants, big companies and continue to hire workers willing to accept near slave wage levels of pay, and continue to screw over native born Americans.
They are slowly making their own way into western European countries, with Islam destroying that area as well. Massive amounts of rape and unprovoked attacks occur while the country leaders cover it up and let it happen, for it is all part of their grand scheme of globalism, to destroy western civilization as we know it and acquire power.
Members of the biggest world companies and banks are in on it, culminating in the complete annihilation of the western world.

You were always told growing up that Corruption existed in the world. Well, know you know where it all stems from.

>Its SJW spam in response to Sup Forums
heres one conspiracy theory I definitely dont believe

If being correct makes him a faggot, then that's cool with me.

>to keep social media from talking about her leaked emails,

that shit is over and done

find something else to be a big faggot about

>correct
no, you're just both faggots

Death hoaxes like Michael Jackson

the wealthy most powerful elite already control the world, always have done
how can they take it over from themselves

This.
I have been investigatng human trafficking as a hobby for about two years now.
Sure there are your average run of the mill criminal rings bringing sex slaves and what not, but when you start to look at the sheer scale of what is going on it becomes clear that there is a legit conspiracy going on. My friends in the VASP Sex crimes div keep getting shut down when they find the large scale operations. They are told "the feds are handling that one" then the ring goes on and on for years, one in particular has been going on for 15 years AT LEAST. Plus looking at the laws, its rare for a woman who was forced into prostitution to escape jail time when the ring gets busted up. Litterally women handcuffed to a wall and beaten daily are going to federal prison for prostitution charges. Let that shit sink in. I firmly believe the US Gov or high ranking officials are part of these rings, or rather Ring.

The Holocaust didn't happen.

What does he have to gain? He's far richer than the Clinton's. And as it stands, he has a better shot of winning than Hillary. Even if that was the initial plan, surely it's changed by now.

Agreed

They definitely had reason to fake it, but I'm personally not sold.

Kek. Why would the world governments send money/food to starving Africans if their goal is to lower the population?

don't FORGET THE LAMPSHADES!1
THEY MADE SOAP OUT OF US

Reading it

actually Sup Forums is behaving more like a terrorist group than the BLM, which is zero

Any and every useless career politician

They are power hungry, no amount will ever suffice them.

how is it they don't all look the same?
aren't you just being a butthurt Teatard faggot?

Яект

HOW DID YOU DO THAT FAGGOT

Ya aint to bright are ya buddy

If I become a Trumptard would I be smarter?

The Illuminati are real. They've came out of the shadows and have created social media accounts (which are all verified). Also, an Anonymous hacker confirmed they're legit by hacking their accounts. All they disclosed was the second name was Rothschild (probably one of the younger Rothschild's) and the location couldn't be found no matter how hard he looked. They also released a testament and talismans made from different metals. There have been many people with proof that they are active members and all are stupidly rich for nothing. They stopped being a secret society because they felt the rumors about the satanism and other things where going to far and that they needed to clear some things up with the public. It is the same Bahravian Society that was founded in the 1700's. It has been passed down generation by generation and according to them, there will always be an Illuminati but they are nothing to fear.

Can someone tell me more about the Rothschilds?

I've always liked their candy

9/11 was an outside job

That's not true

both planes were seen inside the building shortly before the towers collapsed

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree like I committed some sort of faux pas.

faggot how much copypasta do you have saved??

Had me a kek

Pretty sure this is a spambot.

None this is OC story bro.

If you don't come and post something in the /waifu/ thread your mother will die tonight

>Old Copypasta

we know faggot

The Rothschilds sank the Titanic to set up the Federal Reserve

I believe humans as a race have been able to switch off oil for decades now. But because of how much money it brings in, and how much money it will be worth when there's nearly none left we aren't allowed to stop using it. Also that there is a cure for cancer but like the oil, a cure wouldn't bring in nearly as much money as the treatment does.

mandela effect

>Sheckelgold

lost.

You're a fucknugget. Turn off the anime. Your waifu isn't real. Grow up, kid.

7/11 was a part time job

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I absolutely believe this. The whole point of globalization is enrichment of the wealthy at the expense of everyone else.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GFn55E9YWJk

The Jews controll the financial world and the only major opponent is Russia. The cold war has never ended and the zionist ruled USA try to destroy the Russians and all its allies to establish a new world order. A small elite ruling over all the brainwashed slaves
The enemy is not visible like it was the centuries ago, but it has now become the egoistic mind of the individual.
Nationalism is becoming a taboo more and more, because it's the only thing that effectively binds groups of humans together and could possibly stop the neoliberal capitalism which heavily relies on the "eat or get eaten" mentality of today

Except oil isn't bringing in so much money now

see=Venezuela

THE JEWS DID 911

Somebody's been listening to Last Podcast on the Left.

Because the conventional oil holders (petroleum) are trying to break the backs of the unconventional oil holders (tar sands and shale).

Fuck you

1/10 made me read the fucking pasta

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This isn't a theory, this is just a conspiracy.

what makes you think that?