What would you do if you won 1 million USD from the lottery?

What would you do if you won 1 million USD from the lottery?

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I'd give it all to that fox I'm impulsive as fuck.

try my best to live off of the interest and start growing some bud for my own consumption

study carefree

Invest it in dragon dildos

I would buy a gun and kill myself

Pay taxes on it and only get about 40% profit.

I'd bet it all on 23.

Two chicks at the same time

I would short sell 1 million USD bitcoins

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Give it to science and ask him to clone that fox.

get a layer and/or advisor who specializes in lottery winnings then figure out how to proceed

winning big amounts can lead to more problems than good

Invest child pornography

lawyer* even

make a device to talk to that fox.

I would ask for it all in pennies and fill a swimming pool with coins, jumping of the springboard into it like Scrooge McDuck. The money could then be spent on medical bills for all the bones that broke diving into a pile of metal.

2 chicks at the same time

Two foxes at the same time

Id finally get my gal that doodad she's been wantin'

Buy one gun and a couple of bullets. Then spend the rest on drugs then live the nice life till outta drugs then yeah use the gun.

two cp clips at the same time

Create a militia to exterminate all niggers

What drug?

Just one drug, just one

die anyway

Why not two drugs at the same time?

fox

Become an hero

>Get a million dollars
>split it in two
>I now have two million dollars

buy 10 000 windows 10 copies and burn them in public

2 girls, 2 cups at the same time

buy expensive imported japanese candy

I like Lsd and speed

Buy a single family house and v8 mustang. Split up the rest as a combination of savings, cds, etf, etc for maximum interest. Continue to work without telling a soul so when they finally piss me off bad enough I can quit with style. After that, full time shitposting

fuck

you mean candy candy or "candy"

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Why not both? Giving candy to "candy" sounds like a good incentive

2 candies at the same time

Given how far their market has crashed, I'd buy the UK and a stick of gum from the change.