New car Sup Forums, what should it be named

New car Sup Forums, what should it be named

shitbox

Piece of shit

Trash?

I have the same car, MAH NIGGA

NEETwagon

my condolences

Conveyance

Abomination

Retard mobile

audi a8

Piece of shitbox

niggermower

Call it sold and buy a real car.

Phteven

Subaru

Pussy repellent

That's not even a wagon you stupid fuck

penis

What iind of car is that? Fuck what are you a 16 year old girl? good luck trying to pick up in that

Cars are fuckin' money pits man, wasting money on cars for any other reason than they will reliably get you from point A to point B without costing you a fuck tonne in fuel or maintenance is retarded.

wow that's tiny! is it just the perspective or is that smaller than a geo metro? what is it called? I want one!

My mom has one, but it's a 4-door and it's gold.

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Virgin mobil

Toyota Echo.

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faggot

Delete this

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Tell you what, you keep your geo metro, and ill keep my expensive money pit

the autismobile

Lester Crest's Whip

life is a fuckin' money pit man, kill yourself so you can save your $$$

Our cute little Family car.

I laughed way the fuck too hard at this

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[ shit ]

The birth control car.

Burnout420

cockroach

not only is it a small car built for an asian child
the FUCKING SPEEDOMETER IS LOCATED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DASH!
i rented one one day to get across town - i felt like driving it into lake

car

Chubby

Faggotron

topkek

LOL

My mom's has no tachometer and it's a manual.

>spending money on stuff you like is retarded

get in your shitbox and drive off a cliff

only girls name cars, so name it Brad. you LOVE Brad. you take him everywhere!

The green buttplug

Olds Cucklass