Dubs decides how i kill myself
Dubs decides how i kill myself
old age
Old age.
Years of smoking and drinking
aids, when you are old
old age
fucking too many women
Eat shit and die.
reroll
Can't take that long
Red meat
jump into the octagon at ufc 200 and kick brock lesner in the ballsack
Suicide
jump off roof
You dont
Massive anal hemorrhage caused by the biggest dildo in your collection.
drowning
Work hard, build a good life, then die of old age.
bullet in the leg bleed out
Reroll
Re-roll
Smoking
suicide by police
rollololol for this
cutting a cucumber
Rolling even more
shattered rectum.
re
Join the room
plug.dj/reee
By waiting
This and say you fucking hate niggers to get this race war started.
get pulled over by cop, reach for pockets when he says dont move
Well than op are you black or are you gonna be a trans nigger thing
Reroll
old age
nitrogen tank and an exit mask
meh sounds boring
Starve yourself to death
death by snu snu
cigarretes and alcohol user...cigarretes and alcohol
Just fuck my shit up
Trips beats dubs
pour bleach in asshole until death
Winrar
Take up smoking and die of lung cancer in 30 years.
This, enjoy your life, welcome to hell.
dub trips mega winrar
Get Stopped by cops have a real loud recording yelling he is got a gun that would do the trick.
Hadn`t thought of having a voice screaming like that as RingTone.
While been on a bar or trolley wonder what would happen when I need to reach when someone calls me.
OP here. Old age doesn't count
I want to die and i want to die now
Roll
trips u suk
Inverted farting.
drive ur car through area 51
Care to tell why you want to die so bad ?
an here with hellium
here.. instructions. do it faggot
Suicide by nigger. Help kickstart the race war.
Autoerotic asphyxiation
reroll for nitrogen tank
Play league of legends nonstop.
You don't get to choose, faggot. Trips have spoken.
Because i can't take the pain anymore
winrrrer
Ask to eat a female police officers pee and poop. And if it's a no, then say u have a gun. Guaranteed ull be dead in 5 seconds nowadays.
winrar
youre welcome i gave you a painless way out. now do me a favor and fucking livestream it
Cutting yourself and livestreaming it on Tinychat
Winrar
Dress as cop walk around Dallas. Dubs get
quint roll
just gona keep rolling
just below satan trips
>inb4 OP's a giant pussy
hanging yourself in a public park
...
Congratulations.
-OP
Trips override dubs. Get your ass to Area 51.
Bash your head into a brick until you die.
Hang yourself, while drowning
I give you your life back. From this day forward become the person you wish you had been if you hadn't been such a fuck up. Get your ass in the gym, stop eating junk, get your ass back in school. Then write out 5 goals for your self and keep the lidt in your wallet. Look at the list every day and do at least one thing a day to move towards these goals.
tie a rock to your leg and jump into the nearest body of water
I'm not fat
>shit into a jar
>piss into said jar atop your shit
>put balloon around neck of said jar
>let it ferment for about a month
>after a month balloon should be semi full
>grasp the neck of the balloon sealing in all gas
>put said balloon in your mouth and take a few deep breaths back and forth into and out of the balloon
that should do the trick user
youre welcome op. its how im going to go out as soon as i figure out how im going to transport the tank.
Phone up isis and tell them to fuck allah in his hairy asshole
Then I suggest you take alcohol mixed with painkillers, I won't judge you.
Fart into a plastic bag and huff the fart fumes furiously until you suffocate on your own fart.
old age
Hang yourself and post a pic plz
pretty much the same thing
Sell all your shit, buy a ticket to a foreign country (as far away as you can while leaving a small money buffer), and leave.
You have nothing to lose. Either you end up killing yourself there (might as well go somewhere else to do it), or your life will change for the better.
Old age waiting for quints
by staying alive
another winrar
Rolling for this.
Why would I need to go to another country when i have no one who knows or cares about me where i already am? Change in scenery i guess?
Become a bodybuilder. Get so freakishly huge and take tons of steroids until you heart gives out.
stand outside of a convience store. also you need to be a convicted pedophile, then have a gun and threaten people when the police come then resist and get tazed keep resisting
>Sell everything
>Buy plane ticket to foreign country
>Everyone laughs at my stupid American voice
>Awkward autistic fuck so end up sitting in hotel room hating myself even more