Dubs decides how i kill myself

Dubs decides how i kill myself

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old age

Old age.

Years of smoking and drinking

aids, when you are old

old age

fucking too many women

Eat shit and die.

reroll

Can't take that long

Red meat

jump into the octagon at ufc 200 and kick brock lesner in the ballsack

Suicide

jump off roof

You dont

Massive anal hemorrhage caused by the biggest dildo in your collection.

drowning

Work hard, build a good life, then die of old age.

bullet in the leg bleed out

Reroll

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petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization

Re-roll

Smoking

suicide by police

rollololol for this

cutting a cucumber

Rolling even more

shattered rectum.

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Join the room

plug.dj/reee

By waiting

This and say you fucking hate niggers to get this race war started.

get pulled over by cop, reach for pockets when he says dont move

Well than op are you black or are you gonna be a trans nigger thing

Reroll

old age

nitrogen tank and an exit mask

meh sounds boring

Starve yourself to death

death by snu snu

cigarretes and alcohol user...cigarretes and alcohol

Just fuck my shit up

Trips beats dubs

pour bleach in asshole until death

Winrar

Take up smoking and die of lung cancer in 30 years.

This, enjoy your life, welcome to hell.

dub trips mega winrar

Get Stopped by cops have a real loud recording yelling he is got a gun that would do the trick.
Hadn`t thought of having a voice screaming like that as RingTone.
While been on a bar or trolley wonder what would happen when I need to reach when someone calls me.

OP here. Old age doesn't count
I want to die and i want to die now

Roll

trips u suk

Inverted farting.

drive ur car through area 51

Care to tell why you want to die so bad ?

an here with hellium

here.. instructions. do it faggot

Suicide by nigger. Help kickstart the race war.

Autoerotic asphyxiation

reroll for nitrogen tank

Play league of legends nonstop.

You don't get to choose, faggot. Trips have spoken.

Because i can't take the pain anymore

winrrrer

Ask to eat a female police officers pee and poop. And if it's a no, then say u have a gun. Guaranteed ull be dead in 5 seconds nowadays.

winrar

youre welcome i gave you a painless way out. now do me a favor and fucking livestream it

Cutting yourself and livestreaming it on Tinychat

Winrar

Dress as cop walk around Dallas. Dubs get

quint roll

just gona keep rolling

just below satan trips

youtube.com/watch?v=8vdkG-9hA5U

>inb4 OP's a giant pussy

hanging yourself in a public park

...

Congratulations.
-OP

Trips override dubs. Get your ass to Area 51.

Bash your head into a brick until you die.

Hang yourself, while drowning

I give you your life back. From this day forward become the person you wish you had been if you hadn't been such a fuck up. Get your ass in the gym, stop eating junk, get your ass back in school. Then write out 5 goals for your self and keep the lidt in your wallet. Look at the list every day and do at least one thing a day to move towards these goals.

tie a rock to your leg and jump into the nearest body of water

I'm not fat

>shit into a jar
>piss into said jar atop your shit
>put balloon around neck of said jar
>let it ferment for about a month
>after a month balloon should be semi full
>grasp the neck of the balloon sealing in all gas
>put said balloon in your mouth and take a few deep breaths back and forth into and out of the balloon

that should do the trick user

youre welcome op. its how im going to go out as soon as i figure out how im going to transport the tank.

Phone up isis and tell them to fuck allah in his hairy asshole

Then I suggest you take alcohol mixed with painkillers, I won't judge you.

Fart into a plastic bag and huff the fart fumes furiously until you suffocate on your own fart.

old age

Hang yourself and post a pic plz

pretty much the same thing

Sell all your shit, buy a ticket to a foreign country (as far away as you can while leaving a small money buffer), and leave.

You have nothing to lose. Either you end up killing yourself there (might as well go somewhere else to do it), or your life will change for the better.

Old age waiting for quints

by staying alive

another winrar

Rolling for this.

Why would I need to go to another country when i have no one who knows or cares about me where i already am? Change in scenery i guess?

Become a bodybuilder. Get so freakishly huge and take tons of steroids until you heart gives out.

stand outside of a convience store. also you need to be a convicted pedophile, then have a gun and threaten people when the police come then resist and get tazed keep resisting

>Sell everything
>Buy plane ticket to foreign country
>Everyone laughs at my stupid American voice
>Awkward autistic fuck so end up sitting in hotel room hating myself even more