You don't want to sell me Deathsticks. You want to go home and kill yourself edition.
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maisie
Why don't yanks drink cider?
to all cis males in /brit/ tonight
*Annexes your thread*
Felicity
>People will genuinely defend the Star Wars Expanded Universe
"Cider" is non-alcoholic dense apple juice here.
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it's just apple juice
'Fraid I might have some Irish blood in me
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kay-on
*annexes your penis*
>when she goes to university
not sure about america, but here it's seen as a women's drink due to its sweetness
the last time I drank cider I found it to be sickening sweet 2bh. think it was strongbow
*replies*
Going to make some beef stew today
Too strong for them.
Reminder that Yui is a shit.
papicunt
poogu
>chunky
Remember that weebposting is a 2016 thing, and should stay there
uhhhhhh CARA XDDDD THIS THIS SO MUCH THIS GOOD POST
cara jones
Bi male here...been fisted by many women.
My hole feels a little loose and squishy for a few hours, but it's always back to normal by the next morning when I wake up.
The training is the most important part. Lots of lube, concentrate on your breathing and relax. I also find it helps if she puts constant pressure on pushing in to me, and I occasionally push out like a bowel movement. Every time I push out, she pushes in and eventually the hand slips right in.
For the record, the first time I tried it, the hand was inside me before I even realized it. She was like, OMG! And I said, what? Uhh, it's in. What?!? I reached back and felt her wrist only. Voila!
NEED the album of those naked cara pics posted in the last thread
NEED it
>People will genuinely defend the new canon
My ciders are too strong for you traveller
just got the minge out for some fresh air proper smelly x
really need to meet a lass who failed out of uni and thus has low self-esteeem and marginal intelligence so I can mould her into the perfect wife
Any white man in
I'm about to go get one from the fridge 2bh
Unironically ended up obsessed with Candice Swanepoel and Diane Kruger for a few weeks as a teenager. It's a particularly shit feeling.
How many Icelanders post on /brit/?
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giz the album la
that's pretty sad 2bh
makes me feel a bit better because I actually have a somewhat understandable reason for all my reckless and stupid behaviour, whereas you're just doing it because you're a runt who can't get laid
work in 440 minutes
the drug binge i went on since friday night has been absolutely ridiculous. been awake for about 48 hours straight was still snorting lines of mdma, cocaine and ket all smashed up together at about 9 am this morning. i couldn't even remember what my own mother looked like when i tried to think about it while tripping absolute balls. my god
Star wars is literally for kids
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>January 2017
>3 more years in this decade
Christ
I agree, people getting worked up over a shallow series of kids' flicks need to be bullied.
Instagram pic is up to 11 likes lads
bank holiday la'
Star Wars Rogue One was good.
who?
need a kanji gf
Not likely you southern ponce
Well, it'd probably help the extremely low self-esteem that's probably the root of my problems, but obviously that also prevents that in the first place.
Largely a normie when it doesn't come to girls.
for you
My cousin got 82 likes on her latest pic
*puts the beatles on in the background*
The media needs to get off Trump's balls, tbqh.
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Was it a selfie?
highschool reunion this year
might go just to see how fat all the ex gf's have gotten haha
so did the yanks genocide these then? would love to genocide that arse 2bh
No
you get pear cider
and you get other fruit ciders like Rekorderlig, Kopparberg, Old Moot
i'm a big star wars fan
would you wear this suit?
nothing wrong with strongbow 2bh
a photo of the lads and I on my m8s insta got well over 100 haha felt famous
Meh, pretty bad depression too which there's a strong family history of.
What's your problem?
>i'm a big star wars fan
Sonoma Pear Cider is GOAT and its organic
haha was hoping that was a big willy dangling there in the thumbnail
yeah
he probably shouldn't have made fun of everyone if he didn't want to get made fun of
who are you quoting?
They were on our land
i've got germ*ny filtered so this cunt is annoying me
Is she hot?
That's a mostly Hispanic girl pretending to be a native m8
Native Americans aren't attractive, although some of the mixed South American girls are faf
Kopparberg is a fucking fizzy drink.
wore something similar at a brexit celebration
felt good man
stop making degenerate posts
oi my mate fancies you
oh her
only watched one episode so far desu
A couple of poorly edited memes I've posted on friends' walls have got >100 likes but I still only get 30-60 for a profile pic change
snek > birb
>he's not a banker
cheers for the bonuses la'
was trying to fit my jaw back into place when i was in the car for like 5 minutes before realising that i probably shouldn't be doing that around him lmao
Ah yes, that gritty war drama based on a series about wizard samurai in space and cute robots. Even if it had characters that you cared about and plot that wasn't predictable, it would still be a soulless cash in after Disney didn't quite make as much as they'd hoped from TFA.
he wants a girl from brum
slime>all
the elbow bandage will fix that no probs
i know who you are
>and plot that wasn't predictable
It was a prequel, the outcome was already known you fucking idiot. It cannot be used as a criticism of a prequel.
I think I got about 35 on my latest pic but it wasn't a very good one. I reckon I could cop like 50 or 60 if I posted a decent one haha
don't fancy going into it, but my entire life has been absolute misery since I was 12 and started enduring regular abuse from my dad
think i'd suck a willy for a grand
That must hurt like a motherfucker
always wondered how some of the LP girls don't have incontinence
You see a pretty massive difference in the space of a few videos
Darmok and Jalad
what's going on here