"You are not Ned's bastard son, Jon."
"Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen wed before the Battle of the Trident. He sent her to the Tower of Joy with an escort of Kingsguard. She was pregnant with you, Jon."
"You are the rightful heir to the Iron Throne."
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If 3 eyed crow is future Bran I will mail a bag of feces to D&D
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And who is alive to tell him this other than Bran and the Greenseer through visions?
3 eyed raven is Brynden Rivers, Blackfyre slayer extrodinare.
>Dusk found them on the fringes of the rainwood
why is GRRM such a hack
just like my animes
>yfw GRRM is an Otaku and bases all his shit in manga and anime
>Based jon kills ramsay
>Every one cheers and is dragon blood is revealed to all
>Jon is declared king of the north
>Suddenly sansa finds out she is pregnant from ramsay
>Jon vows to raise his half sister's son as his own
>declares him the heir of the north since hes honour bound to chastity
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>its a GRRM releases a character 90% of the people dont care about episode.
Post your best cleganebowl memes
So I can steal them
and then he will marry the princess and unite the 7 kingdoms and defeat the evil zombies and there will be 10,000 years of peace.
Reminder that cleganebowl is next season, not this one
>we need ariannes pov AND quentyns AND Areo's AND Arys'
What did GRRM mean by this?
Not in the show. He says last episode that he's been in that tree for a thousand years. It's likely they're just coming up with their own backstory for the three eyed crow
It's not a big deal, him being Brynden Rivers isn't really relevant to the books and is just an easter egg for dunk n egg fans
If TWOW was announced right now would you swear off this meme show and go into hiding until release?
Unless he somehow divorced his wife at the time he would still be a bastard.
What anime does this? It does sound familiar.
people will know when he rides a dragon
Howland Reed
>implying he wont fuck up Aegon Blackfyre some how in the books
This is just an excuse for him to delay the book
I'm gonna laugh when cleganebowl happens and it fucking sucks just like the viper fight because the guy they got as the mountain can't into fight choreography.
the show is alternate reality at this point
no point in not watching both
People voted. It was between one character who was going to have an interesting reveal or Arianne. Can you fucking believe this shit?
Well, at least we know Arianne is goign to do interesting stuff.
Fate
well aegon is cut so that hardly matters.
I also doubt he was sitting on the tree for so long just to fuck up aegon. fucking up blackfyres is probably more of a hobby for him at this point
Don't hold back friend, if you have the money then go for it, it makes really nice decoration, costume props, fun to swing around
Impossible. They can't drag KL plot that much. They can't have a trial if all the Sparrows are killed off.
Arianne or Aeron.
Normies will like this
>oh god, so creative
>maeks u dink, so deep
>10 reasons GoT portrays realistic time travel
Most sane person on this board
Who was the other character
EVERYTHING IS MORE EPIC WITH LIGHTSABERS
EPIC
post yfw they replace Hafthor with Best Mountain for Cleganebowl
Why? To avoid possible spoilers? Nah, I don't trust any of D&D's shit. But I would read the book in one sitting
>"You are the rightful heir to the Iron Throne."
he's still a bastard, dongus
what's wrong with that
delete this
Oh yea. Also that one Futurama movie
I never implied that Stannis knew about her oath to Cat, only that those words would have reminded her that her duty is to protect Sansa as well.
Killing Stannis really did nothing for her character it seems. However, if she let him live, the implications of that develops her character more than anything had over the past four seasons. It would have shown that her duty to Sansa, who is in peril as far as she knows, is more important than her need for revenge against a man who is now broken. She can't bring Renly back from the dead, but she can save Sansa.
Having her get her pointless revenge AND save Sansa right after even though she left her post just feels so cheap.
I think the thousand years thing is a book reference. George likes to use a thousand years when he refers to something taking or being a long time
>long-winded greentext cuck joke
He fought, he lost, now he rests. His father was avenged, and now his watch is ended.
Ah yes, thank you.
Aeron
Preston's ideal scenario
>Dusk found them on the fringes of the rainwood, a wet green world where brooks and rivers ran through dark forests and the ground was made of mud and rotting leaves. Huge willows grew along the watercourses, larger than any that Arianne had ever seen, their great trunks as gnarled and twisted as an old man’s face and festooned with beards of silvery moss. Trees pressed close on every side, shutting out the sun; hemlock and red cedars, white oaks, soldier pines that stood as tall and straight as towers, colossal sentinels, big-leaf maples, redwoods, wormtrees, even here and there a wild weirwood. Underneath their tangled branches ferns and flowers grew in profusion; sword ferns, lady ferns, bellflowers and piper’s lace, evening stars and poison kisses, liverwort, lungwort, hornwort. Mushrooms sprouted down amongst the tree roots, and from their trunks as well, pale spotted hands that caught the rain. Other trees were furred with moss, green or grey or red-tailed, and once a vivid purple. Lichens covered every rock and stone. Toadstools festered besides rotting logs. The very air seemed green.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Man that guy fit so well. Strongman can't covey the pure rage that this dude did. He even looks like Sandor.
Oh right.
Is one man's word enough though? Not for Jon, I'm sure it will be what about the masses?
when the show moves at that snail's pace the series finale will be a cliffhanger of the whitewalkers about to cross to wall but not really making it before fade to black, while Dany just managed to get back to Meereen with Daario and Jorah
>implying Rhaegar didn't marry in secret
>implying Aegon the Conqueror didn't have two wives
>implying Jon Targaryean isn't the rightful heir to the Iron Throne
fucking gay
Such a satisfying death.
Little fucker.
Bloodraven was a Nights Watch deserter. He was in that tree because he didnt wanna die.
Prequel tier awful
Doesn't really matter now. Gregor is going to wear a helmet for the rest of his life.
If Dany is still in Mereen by seasons end I will be so fucking mad.
JUST INVADE ALREADY FUCK
You seem to think that D&D actually give any fucks about Brienne's character at all.
Her whole fight with the Hound should tell you otherwise. No, she wasn't meant to learn any img on her journey.
She was meant to kill Stannis because Weiss hates him and wanted to suck Renly's cock, just like Brienne.
Stop think D&D are actually playing at doing anything right with this show. Seriously.
She will invade when Winds of Winter comes out.
Danys mission is to unite all the shitskins to invade Westeros. Jon's mission is to unite the white race (others) to stop her.
A thought I've been toying with is that, knowing GRRM likes to mess with fantasy tropes a bit, it seems possible that Jon's parentage wouldn't actually matter all that much in the end game.
Jon as a character, assuming R+L=J is true, falls into the broad archetype of the hero with a thousand faces and into the more narrow sub-archetype of the hidden king. People familiar with Arthurian legend and/or The Lord of the Rings will know what this entails.
Usually the hidden king's parentage matters a great deal to the plot, with the revelation of it drawing warriors, nobles, and smallfolk under their banners, and their story usually ends with them being crowned. This crowning is shown as the right thing because the throne was their birthright.
What if, in Jon's case, if he really does gain the throne in the end (which is a possibility but certainly not a given) it won't be because of him being the heir to the throne but because he was the one who rallied Westeros against the Others?
I have no illusions about how much they care about the characters. I was just stating what I thought would have been a better scenario.
Joffrey or Ramsay?
I think Joffrey because he actually INTERACTS with epople somewhat realistically. Tywin and Cersei both put him in his place occasionally. Ramsay is legit a supervillain with everyone just following him.
She isn't going to invade. She's going to realize that her real home was always Essos, that the slaves and Dothraki she United are actually her people, and she will create a summer empire of free peoples while Westeros destroys itself with civil wars and schemes in the face of the Others. Men will soon Westeros while Dany cradles civilization.
>Written for television by David Benoiff and Dan Wiess
>implying Joffrey was a villian
Name 1 thing he did wrong.
Now this is podracing
I liked Joffrey as a villain better. Seemed more believable that he could get away with the shit he did while also not pulling fucking magic out of his bastard ass like Ramsay seems capable of doing.
GRRM has already shown throughout the books that birthright means jack shit
Yeah that's true I guess, the other two actors looked dopey as fuck though. Its hardly the worst thing they've fucked up about this show.
They need to end the High Sparrow arc. Its dragging out to fuck.
When?
High Sparrow is going to be important for Cersei's end game.
Not a bad plot actually. Essos needs a old Valyrian or Ghiscari like empire
But "her people" despise her. Theres no way she's going to change their culture and unite them all. Not without the threat of dragon's blasting them in the ass.
I'm glad that little shitdick is dead.
>BWUAAAAH MUMMY AND DADDY ARE DEAD
Yeah but everyone is gonna be dead if we don't stick together as humans
>MY PARENTS ARE DEAD IMMA STAB YOU
I just wish Jon had stabbed him and Thorn multiple times instead. Hanging was too good for them.
Most of Westeros hates her family too
Joffrey was an evil shit but he was a well fleshed out character, his sadism was a result of his own impotence -- he had no real power and torturing people was the only way he could feel like a King, plus all his weird problems with sex and his daddy issues. and of course, he got bitch slapped by almost everyone and Tywin made him aware of who was really in charge
Ramsay is just a villainous mary sue who does whatever he wants with no consequences and is the most competent person in the setting, when in the books he was the exact opposite, his sadism was so extreme and well known that he was ruining House Bolton
Had Lady killed
That was Cersei and Robert.
Joff never even mentioned killing Lady
Aegon took Westeros just because he could, not because it was a birthright. Stannis had the best claim out of anyone, yet Joffery still sat the Iron Throne, and thousands flocked to Renly despite him being the younger brother. Stannis gets completely and utterly BTFO trying to claim what is his by rights, while a bastard born of incest still sits atop the throne.
Tried to have Bran killed.
>They need to end the High Sparrow arc
The same can also be said for half the shit happening in the show. Everyone is just standing around with their thumbs up their asses in different parts of the world and fucking NOTHING is going on.
>yfw oysters clams and cuckholds
He was literally gearing up to be as bad as the Mad King.
Kingdoms are always forged through war and destruction. thats how the old targeryan kingdom was created and the valyrian kingdom
Named his sword
So is Daenarys and everybody loves her.
>Aegon took Westeros
And let all the kings who didnt rebel keep their kingdoms, united under a single throne
>Stannis had the best claim
To the reader. To the people in the books Joffrey was Roberts son, giving him the best claim
>Flocked to Renly
And Renly was BTFO in the same book. Then his men flocked to Stannis.
Does Hodor wipe Bran's ass? Maybe more?
targaryans were well known polygamists
right sorry. but he did get that ... someones boy killed by lying
hodor >:3
Out of Mercy. Cripples are useless in Westeros.
Proof of this? If anything he was softening up with Marg around.
So did Muh stronk womyn Brienne
I don't think you understand, user
That reminds me. He contracted grayscale, and isn't that shit able to be transferred through touch?
Last season (or whenever it was that he had Tyrion prisoner and was bringing him to Dany), when Tyrion went overboard he grabbed him and dragged him back up into the boat.
So shouldn't Tyrion have grayscale now too?
>have the chick who's all about vows and duty, disregard a vow and duty, while she's out completing another vow and duty
Top kek
Read the books
He still seriously fucked that up and it was the wrong call, regardless of why he did it.
>lying
Exaggeration at best.
Didnt he just say the butchers boy was hitting Arya?
it can, doesnt mean it will
>being an actual edgy fucking faggot
lol