Hey b, how can I kill a pig so he doesn't suffer and people don't realize it was killed? Some neighbor has one those mini pigs and it smells bad as fuck, already talked to them but they can't smell their on feces so I need a quick, not so painful and suspicious today kill that pig.
Hey b, how can I kill a pig so he doesn't suffer and people don't realize it was killed...
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slice its throat open
Host a BLM movement
The jugular is the way to go
Run it over with your car
The neighbors will see that and know it was killed you fucking idiot
bury it alive, duct tape it's mouth too.
That's not quick
You could try growing the fuck up, OP.
If it really is as much a problem as you're making it out to be, you contact the police and the homeowners ass. and they're fix it for you.
If they don't, you're exaggerating the smell.
just get some rat poison or sleep pillls and overdose it hard.
Slice it's throat after u kidnapped it, then Bury it or smth
can't the cats kill them ? or a dog ?
Ricin
Are you talking about actual pigs of cops.
>dress up as chupacabra
>poison pigs with large amounts of lsd to make them freak out beforehand
> drain pigs of all blood
>spread the legend of so chupacabra
>profit
best poison
10/10 idea
Why the fuck would he be talking about cops? Are you that retarded you couldn't get what he meant through context?
Cum in your crusty sock and hang yourself u fucking cuck
Paint it black n call the cops idk
kek
no need to kill it, just fill a water balloon with fabreeze and pelt that mini fucker
take it to dallas
Snipe it from somebody elses house. Dont forget the bullet. And when the owners of the house you are sniping from are not home. Silencer would be great too
alright 'murican sniper calm your shit
Fuck you, im a norwegian hunter from the north.
Just pignap that fucker and throw it off a bridge.
Underrated post
$10 says when a link is dropped its to an image saying my mom is going to die tonight
atom bomb
>quick
>nobody will notice a dead pig
$40 should do and it will blend into the feed
Pigs can be killed quickly by putting a tack on their forehead. Their skull is a bit hard though so use a hammer to punch it in.