HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher checkpoint!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher checkpoint!

By order of der Führer, show hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Anti Nazi organization affiliate, shot on sight.
2 - Regular German citizen, released.
3 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp.
4 - Gestapo, released.
5 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
9 - Nazi soldier on leave, released.
0 - Disabled individual, arrested & sent to German asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: you break out, if 6-9: you stay in the asylum. 0 = Sane & legally released.

88 - Kommandant, released.
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, honored & released.
x4 - Eva Braun herself. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer himself. Glory to Deutschland!

>hands over papers

Gute jagd, männer!

JUDEN!

Mein Führer! I can walk!

Was zum fick ist going on?

Heil Hitler!

Sieg Heil

Enjoy your break!

Glory to Deutschland!

I don't know warum but I love these fadens.

nein

HALT! You two are criminals of the 3rd Reich!

Entschuldigen Sie bitte.

Roll

Que?

Yes was ist your problem?

Try me, faggot.

Re-roll 4 freizeit

heil

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Can't catch me now, krautz

Sieg heil

You may leave the Asylum, sorry for the mix up!

Don't mind me, coming through

Well sheeeeit

>Rerollololol

Hi there goy- i mean guys heh

No wait guys i can explain

GAS

>Yusssss

Oy vey here we go

ree

Seig heil

KRANKENWAGEN!

Have fun in Gasland

Ich bin nur ein guter deutscher Bürger auf der Durchreise in die Reichshauptstadt Germania. Heil Hitler!

idk what Schutzstaffel means, but i got released. this is good.

JUDEN!

Hi.

Damn twice exposed

Re-roll

He heil

kek

sup niggas

rollin

Hi Hitler

rolling for zhe freiheit in Germania

Don't mind me.

Two spies hon hon hon

>2016
>Death camp

rerol

reroll fuckers

Well to the asylum you go.

Sieg heil!

Have fun in prison, Amerikana!

Gutten tag

Maybe we should call it summer camp?

if they dont come quick im just gonna kill myself
sayonara

Roll

Buenos dias mein führer.

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Rolling for my fatherland

Roll

Mein Fuhrer

Roll

Hallo.

No problems here!

Oh, the irony. My great grandfather was SS

Rolling

Your papers are inconsistent with your uniform and serial number, we'd like to ask you a few questions.

Ich bin keine Jude, Blödkopf. Bist du?

Rolllll

Your great grandfather may have been SS, but you seem like a homosexual
Wachen, verhaften!

Bond is captured

Hier bitte, meine Papiere

Roll

Welche Papiere? Mitkommen zum Verhör!

Must have been a misunderstanding, I'm no criminal.

Verzeihung, ich kann mir nicht erklären wie ich sie verloren habe

>Nice try Jew

Fufufu, sorry about those lost papers Nazi-san

Shaloam

Just passing through

Lucky bastard, 101st parajumped and saved your ass.

rawl

rolling for victory

According to my rolls, I'm a Jewish Homosexual. Too bad I wasn't at Pulse a few weeks ago.

rawlxxx

Lot happened while you were on vacation Steve. We gotta have a meeting.

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allahuakbnr

Don't worry just passing through. Heil Hitler!

Really, I'm such a klutz. Sorry for all the trouble.

KEK

ich bin ein berlineeeeeeeeer

>Regular German citizen, released

Regular German citizen, released

Rawlin

You didn't hear? You guys lost. Your "Führer" ran to south America with his tail between his legs while his regime burned. You can go home. Shoo.

>Mfw

Your shoes are untied.

> no Jew here...