ITT: We all work at Papa John's

ITT: We all work at Papa John's.

Add a couple sodie pops

Why is the pizza raw?

*ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring*

Mfw I actually work at Papa John's

I'm not getting it, you get.

yeah jeff shit in the cheese and quit

Did you fuck sarah yet?

>busts in the door with a bomb strapped to his chest

ALALALALALALALALALALA

Thank you for calling papa johns, will this be for pick up or delivery?

I'm the store manager... call me chris, and uh.. yeah, i'll be in my office.

HEY, who the f*ck ordered a pizza from Donato's!?

whispering to co-worker (fucking that ho sara across his desk again, no doubt)

THANKS FOR CALLING PAPA JOHNS RIGHT NOW EVERYONE ON THE TEAM IS-

I'm a regional GM. Hey your lazy ass back to work nigger!

"Jerking off into the marinara"

ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

I drove all that way and didn't get tipped!!

>Mfw I'm working at papa John's right now, on Sup Forums cause it's slow as shit

But I'm sara.

I quit and I'm taking these pepperoni pizzas with me.

Papa bless, fuckos.

*Walks out of his office*

Okay so, a small announcement here, the chain is cutting the budget, so 5% less pay - no christmas bonus anymore and you gotta work 10 hours a day now, but.. you get free health care.

>Store Manager C.

Aloha snackbar

EVERYONE ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY

A regional gm? how about i call at the office and ask if you had permission for this "Unannouced" visit?

"Oy cunt are you takin' the piss roight naow?"

ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Shoot us, cunt

The line is "Everyone be cool".

What's Fonzie like?

Sir, why do you walk into the shittiest place on earth, and try to rob it? why not try it over there is a popeyes but watch out.. they all have these crazy negro's in there.

be a nig and hook it up with two pepperoncinis next time mang. them lil niggers is boss

>no christmas bonus
We were supposed to be getting Christmas bonuses? WTF Chris?

It was announced, if you hadn't been getting stoned in the back with those hooligans you'd have gotten the memo!

And don't think I know you've been stealing chicken bites boy!

Black lives don't matter

Nope, i am going back into my office, and.. do some booking,

Sara.. meeting in 5.

Okay we got a fat guy who wants a large pepperoni pizza with extra sausage, a chicken large margherita, a large original buffalo chicken, a large hawaiian pizza, medium breadsticksand oh yeah a diet pepsi

GET TO WORK!

Why are so many of us scheduled for the same shift? How did the manager screw up this badly?

At least.. you got health care now.. besides dental, that shit is too expensive.

Don't you fat shame him/her/they you don't know what they've been through you cis het white male scum

>Hillary Clinton walks in

Ayyooo hip young kids I'll take a veggie lovers.

Chicken bites?

Lets be real.. i don't eat here.

"Ees a fuckin' nob jockey, that's 'ow"

what's Tarantino's colon smell like

Please, we all know you prefer fish.

They scheduled a executive visit.. some of you guys act as customers.. we need to look representable.

*gets down on knees*

TAKE ME, HILLARY
I'LL BE YOUR VEGGIE LOVER SLUT

Tell it to the security tape!

you knew what signed up for son. Either you get the order done or the fat mans gonna starve.

Who the fuck blew a load in the anchovies.

Hey so A guy just called in and wanted a pizza with one third pepperoni, one third bacon, and one third sausage. Can we do that or not? It's my first day.

I want to play a game

>a chicken large margherita

Someone get Schnatter on the line. We got a commie spy in our midst.

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD

C U C K
U
C
K

Give me my fucking pizza peasant before I beat your ass and get away with it.

OH FUCK. PAPA! YOUR HERE

My bad.

me

oh my god guys its THE papa

Hello daddy

Holy shit it's the man himself!

The security tapes? how much budget do you think we have here?

"I'll shoot me spunk all ova' yer wrinkly face, cunt."

you win this thread

Well.. do it, charge him three pizza's.

Praise Daddy

How about 20 questions?

You got it sir! Three pizzas it is!

Off to go deliver a pizza to I.C. Wiener at some cryogenics lab. See y'all later.

Sir I ordered my pizza half an hour ago and I'd like to make a formal complaint to your manager

...

The Papa's budget! He's a top dollar fellow. That's why you get extra peppers with your pizza as well as dipping sauce. Or have you been spoiled by first world mediocrity to the point you think this wonderful food is just Shit with cheese in a box?

i think those trips mean you're screwed op

Hello, my name is chris how may i assist you?

"Eat shit yew fuckin' twat"

Hello, my name is chris how may i assist you

Y r u a faget

dubs confirmed op is unemployed

Hey can i eat the leftovers right?

Actually.. somebody took a shit in the cheese today.. he quit earlier today.

Hello, my name is chris how may i assist you?

Hello my name is cris how may I assist you

I am chris.. you wanted to make a formal complaint sir?

HE so that guy who ordered the thirds pizza is pissed. WHat do I do? He says the ranch sauce smells like cum?

We got problem Sir, apparently some lady found an unknown white substance in her pepsi she wants a refund

Sure, but we can't be sued if you get sick.

ever tried this pizza?
ever tried this pizza.... on weeed?

That's not a "yes or no" question.

Checkd

GHOSTNUT PIZZA BABY

Yeah, tell her to talk to pepsi, not like we make it.

HEYA WAZ A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME SERVICE AROUND HERE

Tell him it's the new garlic sauce

and lives on the street

What else did he think would be in it?

That's why it mums said last nite

This is now a bachelor frog thread.

He did order it with cum..

Sorry, we don't accept food stamps.

Yes sir!