Ask a p-psychologist anything!

Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!

bump and checked

Can you soothe my blue balls with some Alice r34?

No thank you.

aren't you depressed, user?

I looked up 'symptoms of anxiety' and it turns out that I have every symptom except for sweating.

Can you tell me what type I have? It's a general little kiddo 'afraid of the dark' type of thing. I kind of have hallucinations that cause those symptoms, but only in the dark and at night.

The worst part is that I'm 'feeling' things that are alive during day now, and I'm starting to be really paranoid.

Ç-psychologist

You tease.

Hey, I'm a fuckin Mummy, here!
What if I use my Mummy powers to delete everything that happened in all previous Alice threads?
Would that be bad, or good?

My name is Alice. Come on, it's in the picture!

Sounds like generalized anxiety disorder to me. Have you talked to a doctor yet?

It would be neither, but I'd rather you not do it.

(samefag)
By feeling 'things that are alive' I mean I feel like there's something behind me at day now.

Why do you refuse to prove you have the degree(s) you assert you have?

No, I haven't.

here's sauce
g.e-hentai.org/s/8e174a8f53/783891-1

Nice get you sociopath.

I want to rape my sister in the anus.

Hmm, what if I used my Mummy powers to cure all the butthurt in the threads?

I posted my dox on Sup Forums 5 years ago to prove my resolve. I did the same three years ago when I moved.

I've got nothing to prove any longer. Not to you, nor to anyone else. I've sacrificed enough for Sup Forums.

Why not?

Oh hey Nevada.

Why do I only see a panda?

When can I go back to your chat?

Holy shit checked! Anyway why you keep erasing your threads?

Nice trips
But tbh Sup Forums would be better off even if it just had a monkey for a psychologist, much less Alice

Peekaboo

How do I convert microwave time to real time?! Please help me understand :(

Eh, what if she's predicting you do that, and she Mummifies her asshole with Mummy wrappings and a Mummy curse?
It wasn't her, it was Mummy powers.

Because he's a fuckboi

Should I become a psychology major?

Only if you like the sick pleasure of giving people chemical lobotomies.

It should be open right now.

I get rid of them after 30 minutes.

Monkeys generally aren't capable of getting college educations.

Probably not.

Every time someone she doesn't like enters her thread she deletes them.

Will I get banned on site?

Thy powers are surely impressive! Where can i get them?

>Monkeys generally aren't capable of getting college educations.
Hmm, using my Mummy powers, I can predict that there are racial jokes incoming.
Well, let me tell you about Mummy powers...

Yeah, psychologist don't do that. Mostly because they can't prescribe?

No, I delete them after 30 minutes.

I don't know. Depends what my mods think and who you are.

Mummy powers are not hard.

H'aw shit why not

I'm Nevada.

But my Mummy cock is...

Then that depends on if you apologized to Enthuril or not.

Low pay and a glut of people in the industry.

Dum fuk here, got the two psy's mixed up, psychologists can prescribe whilst psychologists can't

*psychiatrist

Psychiatrists prescribe, psychologists can't.
Don't worry, happens all the time. People get em confused a lot.

*hugs*

Why should I apologize to HIM?

*Mummy

Those are the same words you fucking communist

Whoops, I made a Mummy mistake, I only replied to
Because I was planning on making a joke about His Infernal Majesty, but I don't even know what that is!

Even if there's nothing I really want to say, it's nice to have you here, Alice.

You aren't here; you haven't called me a dumb gook yet. Who would pretend to be NEVADA of all people...?

*smiles softly* Shall we enjoy the night together, Anonymous? Side by side?

I just blew a massive load to this. Thanks user. OP is a fag.

dont hug me you sociopath

Guess

Get a room you fags

Surprise, mother fucker!

Why not get a tomb instead?
Haha, I'm a Meme Mummy.
That's the same face I made when my Mummy Mommy walked in on me dusting my bone!
Good times, who else here misses being a young, little Mummy?

Sometimes when i dont hangout with my friends for 1+ Weeks i think and feel like a Sociopath, i also scored a Very high scores on the Psychopath's tests and traits. Why does this happen?

I-if that's what you want, Alice, that's f-fine with me.

> I posted my dox

Hold up? You doxed yourself? That's Chris Chan level stupid?

Opinion on Chris Chan?

i mean i can fantasy about killing and how i would kill my best friend, Rape seems fine at this point. but then after hanging out for a few days i get normal again.

Those tests and such are worthless; the only way to know for sure is to go to a therapist.

*smiles*

Of course I did. How else would I prove to Anonymous I was sincere and wasn't simply doing it to stab them in the back later?

I exposed my back to Anonymous, in the hope he'd trust me to comfort him and help him.

Lies.
Hurry up and delete your thread, fuckboi.

"Profession" opinion on Christian Weston Chandler?