Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!

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Claimed

Hey Madoka, how are you?

Glad that work is done, I'll tell you that

Got to an hour wait. Fuck that

What type of rice cooker do you have?
So he is a fucking dumbass?

Claimed.

Trying again for quads.

Heyo Mami, what ya up to?
Madoka, you got any plans for the weekend?

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I have a bamboo steamer. Looks like a basket. :p

And I failed.

I'm watching the food channel and cooling off from getting salty at my games. How about you?

I'll try not to lurk in this one

Fuck my lawn. Mowed that bitch.


Everytime I mow that fucker im pleased with my choice to shell out for a riding lawn mower.

Shits so cash.


Whats going on in here?


Im charging up my Ps4 controler and getting ready to fuck some ppl up with my girl D.va

Claiming best girlie!

kagami claimed!!!
ohhh, nice!! what is it a painting of??? and...im sure they will, thank you for the wishes!!!
did you lose a lot of time, or gain a bunch???
lol, i think hank is rubbing off on you!!! an hour wait?? sheesh....sounds like a busy day!!!
o-oh my!!!

Sitting around, bored, depressed, tired, so the usual.
Any plans for this weekend Kagami?

He minmaxed his char to shit and doesnt know how to reign in anything. The character is unhinged because he doesnt know how else to play chaotic neutral. So yeah, basically a dumbass who tries to Charisma his way through everything.
>no one ever notices that my rogue is doing the rogue things
>like rolling a nat 20, several 16s and a worst roll of 6 to cross a damn city and get across it within 5 minutes of a flying sorceror
>that bad roll was for stealthing. I have a 16 bonus. So not even a bad roll.
I did have a classy moment in a tavern. I snuck in through the kitchen and deactivated my invisibility once I was in the crowd. One of the more drunk patrons tried to convince his equally drunk friend that I appeared out of nowhere. I used one of my 3/day prestidigitation to make a small hat appear on my head, which I tipped at him then immediately dispelled before walking back into the crowd. The guys with me told me I should have stroked an imaginary beard into, then out of, existance.

Rory-sama claimed

I'm back!

That's what I thought nigga

Boi

Dicks, a whole lot of em

Nah not really, bought a crap ton of dr pepper tho!

really wonderful! and also so very happy it is a friday. how's the rest of your day/night look?

i do! kagami and i have some things planned!

umm how do your weekend plans look?

kagami claimed for me too :3

The painting is of a the Gallic General, Vercingetorix, surrendering to Julius Ceaser at the stronghold of Alesia during the gallic Wars. I have read extensively on the battle before and was so exited to see a painting on it!
Here's a pic of it.
Got any games to fix the bored issue?
>Mami

Claaaimed

*insert clever way to claim Blair*

Hello everybody, what's new?

Well, we had an arguement between shitposters last thread, so that was a thing..

We just have a normal one. I don't think there are any secrets.


I might know a few other secrets if you are interested.

Oh shit, I think so.

And some people weren't happy about it

One of my friends has a tendency to minmax the hell out of his characters, but he is amazing at role-playing and always makes fun concepts

In the morning I helped set up a BBQ contest, since all the teams got here

What are you thoughts
on the cherry dp? Im kinda all about it.

I don't get why mercy is always like "heroes never die.....for a price" wtf does that mean? she own a part of their souls or some shit now

Doing absolutely nothing. Nothing entertains me anymore. Depression, if that can count as a plan.
Nothing that entertains me enough, no. Don't worry about me though, no need to burden you.

oh hey there captain rage

Have mercy on me

Do you ever feel like that your so depressed that like even when you have brief times of joy that those times are what other people consider being depressed.

>a few more secrets
Tell me all the sekretz comerade! Anything to improve my chinese cooking!
No burdon at all. I too am trying to find better ways of entertainment. Isn't it funny? The human race has become so advanced, they are having to take time to think of entertainment!

Forget what I said about posting in another hour, I finally got an opportunity to charge my mobile.

>*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Try starting with something along the lines of "Poof".

Cherry dp, I like to drink that when I'm jammin to metallica or some oldschool rock

>Capitain rage
>Post lewd
How am I suppose to rage?

Yes.

Why am I so surprised by that?

Huh, not a bad suggestion.
I'll think about it.

Boredom can lead to death.

me to brother

Thats what my shrink told me was going on when i told him that i actually feel good and probably don't need to see him anymore.


Then he touched my leg for an hour

Does anyone have Pokemon Go?

>Never going to get my replacement gloves because I keep waking up after the shop closes
Someone hand me a noose.

Everybody does nigger

i do!!! i have plans with madoka!! i hope you can find something to do shiro...
you can claim me anytime you want
>claimed :3
oh wow!!! that's a really nice painting!! is it an oil painting??
well...you can't please everyone, right?? glad your day is over though, now you can relax!

It's not compatible with my phone and I'm Mexican white boy

angry roll

BBQ contest..wow~ Did you get to taste anything?

Nothing at all? I know depression, all too well. It's one of those things that feels like it never actually goes away, even if you feel happy. I wonder why that is.

What were hobbies, back when you were happier?

ufufu~ claimed again!

I hope your plans go amazingly well friend.
>find something
Unlikely, sorry.

youtu.be/F1xlVoMPTXg

I feel like i should throw out an insult, but if i recall you play destiny on ps4 correct?

Have you ever considered reading? It keeps me occupied for hours upon hours. Read non-fiction, it is more enjoyable.
Yup! It's really big, and I was worried it was going to get damaged on the way home. Glad it didn't. Should I hang it in my classroom, or keep it in my home?

If you're trying to insult cause I play destiny, you wanna try something else.

where are you at again?
here capped this the other day u can has it
yoko got dem tittays

>shino

I play it too
I could use another for raids and shit

I don't think I've ever really had hobbies. I used to run daily, but I've lost my heart for that.
Reading is okay. Nothing too special for me though.

Don't wanna agree with the shitposter but he's right.

no
roll

...

gross

You a solo player too? I used to have a group of friends from irl but like all others, they got sick of destiny

Oh I'll gladly take an apple even if I dont like it

Which one of us is the shitposter?

Get it
Pokemon roll
Yeah it's a crappy phone but it's cheap

Just because i love Megumin doesn't mean I'm going to switch, yah know.

claimed

Thresh adc confirmed op

Hmm... I know you go running right? Do youhave any nature paths or bike trails near you? I have a bike path near where I live and I spend hours biking. Those are great ways of releiving boredom.
Sure satan

I was talking about the mexican part.

Fuck off

It's all thanks to my legendary hooks.

Yes, take it.

When is the last time you tried running? I've found..exercise really improves my mood overall.

>Which one of us is the shitposter?


Yes.

I found a few groups through forums, but only one was decent

I can't even get help getting the Black Spindle
>What class you main?

Nobody likes Meg anymore it seems

So threach adc is fag?
I'm confused
The trips confirm I'm never going to switch

I've lost my heart to run really. I'd rather just sit around and do nothing.
I only stopped doing it two days ago. I'm also fine with my mood. Being happy just seems like a lot of effort from what I remember.

Have all magical girls been claimed? Becuase I want to claim sayaka!

I intentionally dont minmax, but work with the GM to help their story. This rogue has a patron that leaves him messages. They have always been true.

:(
I'm a really nice guy, but I can't stand racists, why do you have to fill your soul with pointless hate?

I don't think we have a Sayaka regular.

Also she's not claimed in this thread, so go for it.

>No more double Zephyr ADC Thresh
>Even normal ADCs with boots couldn't escape me
i cri evry tiem

Thanks for reminding me I need to finish the last episode, Satan.

Why do mexicans have to fill America

awwww!!! am i allowed to claim you too??
they will!!! and if you wanna talk about anything, just ask!!
hmmm, i'd say home!! less chance to get damaged! i think it would look really nice there, i think

I don't think Nagisa was ever claimed.

You could try running these balls down your face


booyah

The majority of america is white
I laughed

Have you tried picking up an instrument? At first it will be difficult because you don't know much. But when you get the hang of it, it will really be nice to play.

Will do my favorite magi~

Normally I just jump boat from /vg/
You STILL don't have a black spindle?

Main: Hunter, Gunsliger for PvP, Nightstalker for PvE
Warlock, Voidwalker for PvP, Sunsinger for PvE
Titan, Striker for PvP, Defender for PvE

I claimed sayaka for fun yesderday but I'm a regular Yuno, if you become a regular sayaka it'll complete the magis

Yeah, I wouldn't want it to be damaged at all.
It sure is relaxing to be able to sit down at home again. You never miss it untill it's gone, I suppose.
Anything coming up for you?

About to leave the convention, but I'll go again tomorrow since today was a bit of a letdown. I already have that picture saved, but thanks anyways.
>I have the original plus a cropped version focusing only on Yoko.
>I'm going to crop a few of the originals to have Yoko as the main focus.
>I've done this with a few pictures already if you've been paying attention to some of my previous posts.

Sayaka claimed

There you go Satan.

In that case, claimed!

Trips confimed!

y-you can claim me anytime! i'm yours!

Aww..So nothing interests you? Not even this thread?

W-what?

Oh crap trips win.

Waifu stolen! Holy crepes, that was weird.

I haven't found a group for the spindle
at least I got the Sleeper
>current year and not using sunbreaker

Reclaiming you dickhead

*Round of applause.*

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Come play overwatch

best idol is on were teaming up

>butt hurt as fuck.

Didn't expect that
I only claimed Sayaka because the guy was about to.

>Alice

As I said, I'd rather just waste away, doing nothing and sleeping all day.
No, nothing really interests me. I guess this thread gets my attention. After all, I'm on here all day. Nothing really to do here besides bitch about my life.

We both landed maybe 5 combined hooks but goddamn did I laugh my ass off. We gotta take this to URF

Yes

>tfw no more 6 zephyr Teemo and hecancer
>tfw no more stacking sunfire capes on Twitch
>tfw devourer is gone too
Rito why?

Heyo

Sunbreakers became windbreakers after nerf
Besides shoulder charge + skating is fun

Ight gimme a sec

Hi. What ya up to?

that's true!! seeing the world is nice, but home is always so comfy!!
ummm, i got a bunch of training coming up, and im looking forward to this weekend a lot!!!
oh wow
i like being yours :3

Sleeping is fine, but please refrain from usinglanguage such as "rotting away." It scares me into thinking you hate your life.