Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

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Secondd

friendly reminder

-meowbot

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Hi hi!

ME is posting from Norway currently!

meow

-meowbot

*It's been a fun night, thanks everyone, maybe i'll return later!.*

I'd like to cash in my chips, please. #OmegaTime #WelcomeBadLuckMyOldFriend

Someone buy this for me.

What's it like there? Is it much different than where you're from?

I am back from taking my dogs out.

Hello!

Meow

See ya Aster!

Heyo.

meow

-meowbot

see ya later m8.
sup there buddy

W-What would you do with a figurine of me?

Hoi hoi~

>The Sun
More on this later.

>Knight of Wands (Reversed)
>This person's enthusiasm is so great it becomes at odds with those around. Someone who enjoys discord, arguments, strife and trouble just for the sake of it and actively seeks to cause it.

Yyyeah...

>The Hierophant
Ritual and routine, religious guidance and authority, education in its formal sense. A seeker after knowledge and wisdom. Good sound advice, teaching and constructive counsel. Marriage, partnerships and morality.


So basically, the message seems to be "stop being a dick, and you'll get your time in the sun." The sun being representative of overwhelming happiness and joy, as well as success.

I swear I didn't make this up, those are the cards you got.

Where the rice at?

Hello thread~

Saysay. How long does a tarot reading last for? Like um, is there a time for one to no longer be relevant? If there's a timer or something at all.

How's the weather?

>

Norway is easily the greatest country on this planet.
Easily.

Hi!
How are things?

Nothing much, a ceiling?

Sweden can kiss Norway's ass you know
I really want to move back in here, dammit.

Keep it well lubricated and shiny like you're supposed to!

It depends on the time frame you set when you asked the question. If you didn't, the default is (Near Future) which is about 6 months to a year. However, if you ask other questions in that time, the tarot will just tell you about different aspects that it didn't cover before.

That's what I thought~

Oh, really? I've heard it was pretty good at a lot of things.

Hey hey
Have you people seen Saori around?
I sure haven't

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poor terrorist

-meowbot

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slightly late but im here, hi everyone

She's permabanned. She only got on once recently from a phone.

>pic related

Horrible. Rain and thunder.

I am quite well. You?

Jesus christ. You may want to backup your saves and re-install the game.

Hey chief. How are things?

Iiiin all seriousness, though, maybe I'll take this into account. Probably not, but maybe. How does the hierophant come into that though?

Also, you have -no- idea how long I've been waiting to bust out that image. Like, legit ages.

Also, what the fuck is up with your cards and being knowledgeable assholes. Fucking ridiculous is what it is.

Oh...

Can Reimu deliver a message?

Pic.
Miku a bitch.

Like that means anything

No socks tonight? :(

And you'd do that with.. h-hot glue?

Bla bla bla~

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there you go lad

Oooh, okay~ I think I get it. Thanks!

That does sound horrible!
My dogs would start running home without me if thunder suddenly started.

Niiiiiice

-Boxsicle

It sucks. Trust me.

Not like I got anything better to offer though.
We're both in Norway's shadow.

Why you gotta be so lewd though

pretty good, just woke up
sure boromir

I'll go for trips next time

dubs again

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That's good. I'm just playing One Finger Death Punch myself.

Here, just for you.

It means a lot of trouble if you wanna post again and don't have a dynamic IP.

yeh obviously

I... oh, wow. Th-thanks. That's a very nice sock.

whoaa now those socks are cute af

Readings pls?

Sorry I was gone

What did I miss?

-Sweet Roll

It's not much trouble at all, but that's none of my business.

*CHOMP*

That is one nice sock.

>if someone gets trips and asks, i'll post a pic of a sock.

Don't
#¬_¬

-Sweet Roll

Trips. Please post sock pic!

Could you please post a pic of a sock?

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Aw man

I played that game before

Soooo addictive and fun

-Sweet Roll

Please post socks!

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Oh g-god. I love it even more now... thats an amazing sock. Would love to see both!

>Got a question or something to focus on? Or do you just want the near future?

Just the near future please

Fucking socks are unnecessary

Heresy

absolutely cute, this is a new side of you

Heathen scum. Socks are essential to LIFE!

Heck

They are quite nice and cute

-Sweet Roll

holy fuck, paranoia 2 is dark as shit
and my pc is just a fucking piece of shit it only gets 5-1 fps
kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Three of Cups
>Two of Wands
>Ace of Pentacles

>3 2 1

Huh, that's strange. I don't know what it means in this context though. I guess it's a trickle down.

The cups represent happiness and bringing something to fruition out of love. The wands represent responsible use of power and success gained through hard work. And the Pentacle means Financial change for the better, material comfort, physical well being, wealth, possessions and an appreciation of the good things in life.

So it seems you've got a pretty good near future ahead of you!

*Ok i'm back and......apparently this became a socks thread?*

Yes. Post yours.

You weren't around when I first started out... there used to be an endless flow of Anons asking for my feet!

N-not that I miss that or anything. It was s-stupid.

... socks (for the sock god(?))

-J

NO, socks are trash!

Only stockings, kneesocks, and thighhighs are permitted.

>GET
>GET
>GET
>GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY ASS

Anyone reading this with socks on, post pix of them!

*You wouldn't enjoy it.*

*Were you already using Reimu as an avatar back in those days?*

How? The game is a HL2 mod.

soundcloud.com/chloeburbank/foie-bump-1
>i will be surprised if someone guesses who made this song

>she said while entertaining the world's only dragonfly foot fetishist with her bare feet

Those are all great as well, but socks are without a doubt the best. I am literally obsessed with them.

I've been Reimu for 7 years. I'm talking about when I first started making threads like this one though.

Why not? Are they gross?

don't even know why, HL2 runs kinda fine in my pc
aaaaand i just noticed there's more quality options
at least in safemode it's a bit better

-meowbot

and for anyone trying to guess. the pic name is a dead giveaway

~Boxsicle

If you have socks on right now, take them off.

>2016
>Not catching dragonflies with your feet
Why even live?

You're seriously just going to attract perverts that way.

It wasn't that long ago.

Hey, how long ago was that?
Archives are gone.
A couple months?

*Hey look, is dat boiii! Hi J, glad to see you're still around!*

*So am i allowed to be barefoot while in home?*

Since sometime in December 2015, so about 8 months now I guess?

Why wouldn't i be around?

-J

You're talking to someone who flashes armpits on request.

Yes, barefoot is the road to enlightenment.

NEVER!!! Socks are REQUIRED for happiness!

>mfw the socks vs bare feet thing going on
>tfw not wearing socks
feels good

I think that all those, with the inclusion of regular socks, are great

They are all just great

-Sweet Roll

At this point I've given up but back then I had hope
Reimu do what Reimu do

*Because reasons.*

*Maybe it's not the right thing to ask but why you stopped making those threads?*

*Were you already around during tjose times?*

Yes, thank you! Post yours!

Hey J. How's it going?

That's good.

Same, but will put on socks if trips.

Socks are but shackles for the feet

Free the feet

Good man

The only ones that aren't great are those thick white and grey socks for boys. Boys can either wear argyle or get out.

Socks are what make feet worth having!

*Well, you missed a couple of threads lately so i though something bad happened.*

*Plus the road to stay comfy*

Whats with this socks and feet fagotry?
What about some glorious
ARMPITS
R
M
P
I
T
S
?

Hey it's J, welcome back m8 how's steam sale?
Demn eveyone is talking about socks now
Now the bare foots
rolling

*doing household chores in the afternoon*