Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!

>Joke
Why don't I believe that either?

>Out of clean socks
>No time to wash any
If I have to wear thigh highs to my damn security job....

Starting with a roll for boat and scientist futanari

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Claiming best girlie!

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lewd get

I have become the new Karen, it would seem

You know that's not what I meant!

Ehhh..

Now you're just testing me!

D:

Roll

→ #
*Insert clever way to claim Blair*

Still rolling for lewds.

It will all end soon

ey lamo

but really user, more futa

One last roll, then I'm not rolling anymore.

I think it just has?

Don't worry. I'll carry you :^)

Testing you? I wasn't aware I was a teacher.

Yes!

THIGH HIGHS
WEAR SHORT SHORTS AS WELL AND BE A TRAP

I love snaeks

Hey hey Blair got dubs!

If it makes you feel better i'll post this

Suck my cock

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Why is everyone out for lewds?
Anyway, rolling.

but you'll still post lewds if we get trips

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Be lewd to me

Oh come on don't go posting lewds yet that ruins the fun!

If you roll for mine I guess yeah.

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i never asked for a roll

So far most of the lewds I've found have Aya in them, but I saved them anyways.
>checking to prevent my lewds.

lewd get

It's reserved at the moment.

claiming best pokegirl

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jesus christ: it's friday night and here you are putting dibbs on a fucking cartoon female. seriously?

That's the point, it ruins the fun.

It's like dropping the ball early at the end of the year celebration.

>licks inside ear
Wanna cyber?

lol, wrong kind of snaek

but your futanari will be the real surprise
besides i post lewds a lot

Excellent taste.

No! Thigh highs are not warm, despite what one may think!

>Short shorts
>At night, on the freeway
>And then into downtown
I'd rather Amatsu not show up suddenly when I'm out on patrol.

>Short hair version
I approve, 100%!

>444x444
Checked.

Hey guys, I clai-

>Everyone is rolling for lewds.

Nevermind!

gotta get them all

Nope! :D
Who said anything about warmth!
>I just want you in thigh highs.
>That's hot anyway.
Short shorts?
>Booty shorts and thigh highs, does such a combo work?

oh shit
we got a winner

Pervy Mizore!
>And yes, it does.

>Self proclaimed queen of lewd
>Gets trips
>Didn't want the thread to get lewd anyway.
I did it guis!

thanks
you have impeccable taste as well

>Yes it does.
Yes it does! All the more reason for you to do it.

Cyber rape then~

One off. Suicide time

You cannot rape those trips!

claimed

I can't link.
Cyber rape isn't really rape. Because you can just ignore them.
>Woo.

At least you got dubs
no

One less roller!

Dubs are meaningless

Oh my~

I'd let you teach me :^)

It doesn't make me any more comfortable D:

does this?

>squeezes butt

I can't, unfortunately. Even if I wanted to, it's against uniform. I'd get in trouble.

Akikikikikokokokoko.

I'll teach you to dance, that's about it.

Fittest Waifu claimed

Well everyone seems to be going insane for it, so fuck it.

Trips and I'll post lewds.

Best girl claimed

Claimed

Just say it's for medical reasons.

moar

>Queen of lewd not wanting the thread to get lewds.
Are you alright, Mizore?

>Captcha was Tennis Courts.
That must be new.

Say your pants got ruined in the wash

I need lewds in return
specifically scientist or boat


i got patios

I like it
But it makes me feel violated!

Meaning you'd let me touch you?

What medical reason could require me to wear thigh highs and short shorts?!

There's no way that'd fly considering how many pairs of pants they gave me.

Other way around, Rape Boat.

I am heavily distracted by video games.
>Im only here because I switched games.
>I've been going for 10 hours straight on one game I just got battlefield hardline, just finished it like 20 minutes ago.

this wasn't the same tier as the last gif.....fucker

dat loli butt

Say your pants are at the dry cleaners

You'd be touching me!?

Omfg I tried to post that minutes ago and NOW it posts.

I'll touch you
a lot

lewd get

You have a rash that is irritated when clothing rubs it, so your doctor told you to put on socks to keep it compressed, and shorts to keep from rubbing!
>Science.
Oh, you're touching people tonight?
>I can join in right?

I have such a hard time classifying if Makoto is loli or not, but I've always leaned more towards not. She's 17 in canon, and artists works vary on... sizes.

That wouldn't fly yo.

Well how else do you expect me to teach you? I mean, I could just throw a DDR mat at you and say go nuts...

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that there will be a Captcha of Lighthouses before this thread dies.

I can tell, because you were so close to getting quads just now.

Yea it's me
A lot of rolling for lewds I see
Only quads will do for my finest Akiko lewds

>Captcha
>please select all captchas

lewd roll

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Oh my~

Teach me then!
Without the DDR please

Rawl

My overwatch is crashing :C

So the doctor gives me black and red striped thigh highs.... I don't think they'd be convinced.
Dance lessons! It's dance lessons!

Only the legendary gets could convince me. Which would be...the 700mil get.

Tch, I'm a terrible dancer. I was hoping you'd go for the DDR!

Anyways, off to work. I'll be back in an hour or so!

elitist cunt
just post them already
futanari only

Checked.
Almost got them here too.

get

Going to bed now, seeya tomorrow friends!

Just say that's all you could find!
And take pictures.
>Hurry back sweetie.

How could I let this opportunity go?
See ya later!

See ya~

Challenge accepted

Sorry I don't have any mental ilness porn saved

it's the best kind though

A Captcha that would ask for Captchas? Captcha-ception?

I'm going to say it again, but the past few threads can't seem to get quads.

>Captcha said Noodles or Pasta.
Make up your damn mind, Captcha.

claaaaiiimed