Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.

Claimed.

Rough pets.

Thanks for grilling the thread hank

>Hamakaze claimed

Claiming best girlie!

*Insert clever way to claim Blair*

Claiming Asuka and Asuka accessories

>Soft pets
I was had a noodle get stuck half way down my throat before, I pulled it out in mild panic like a clowns rope trick.
>It was a long noodle, I could feel it traveling up
Now gag reflex is strong.

Oh, uhh... wrong pic...

Naiiiisu

Wew thats lewd

Dio-sama...

Even if she helps fight evil, it doesn't remove the possibility that she has her own kind of evil. 2 villains don't always work together you know, and perharps the only way she can perform her demonic acts are through sexual relations, so comforting someone would be completely meaningless to her and it would simply be a way to get closer to someone both mentally and physically.

Aye.

Yeah he is just fine I took him home already! So dont worry megu

Extremely rough pets

Miho claimed

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But she could just rape them.
No its right.
>Post more

Alright, I would love to keep on talking about how dangerous it is to fuck magical cats, but I should've left a while ago, so now I'll leave for real.

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Still claimed

More~

Okay then

Maybe consent is part of her devilish spell that destroys the soul of her victim, the simply idea that the victim is safe will leave his spirit unguarded and easy to shatter or steal.
That is of course if her plot is even related to the soul

anyways now I'm leaving for real.

Hello

>Rikka
It's usually steak how odd. Well, good thing he didn't succumb to a tough piece of meat and great that he's well.

Tristana claimed

Good point, but I also doubt she would get away with it.

Maka has the ability to see people's souls, and see how powerful it is, and how it's current status is.

If Blair really is doing something evil to infect other or steal their souls, I'm pretty sure we'd see Soul and many others showing signs of not really feeling too well, and Maka would be able to tell that something is wrong with their souls if that is what the problem would be.

So in short, she can't be evil, she's too nice, and wouldn't get away with it if she was.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>I didn't think I'd have another 10/10 game so soon!

>Makoto

FRIG OFF RANDY

Rory-sama claimed

Anything new?

God damnit Miho, stop instigating lewdness!

Yo

oh that reminds me i should be plaing TESO :w

Then maybe it has nothing to do with the soul and it instead just places an INVISIBLE CURSE, that can only be placed through consentual sex since the victim feels safe n' shit woeva mayn I gotta go ged demmet

that looks like rwby

Akiko claimed

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Your no fun.

No. Yourself?

I want Asuka to sit on my face

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Hello wifey.

What have I done, lol.

Okay okay I could go on for hours about it but I don't wanna just keep you here when you don't wanna, see ya!

I know, im a downer

Not much as well. Watched one punch man from start to finish yesterday night. It was pretty good.

Started a cult following. Good jaaaab

i thought the same actually....

I refues (see my initial post and forthcoming reaction)

you dun fucked up nao. Lewd Asuka inc.

Shirai Claimed

Good choice.

Lewd?

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>>PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffft

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What if i told you I need her too sit on my face

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Post one lewd pic and everyone goes nuts.

Good job Blair, good fuckin' job.

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I will fucking do this.

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Lewd.

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Claiming

claimed

YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Hi spider man

Aaaaannnddd everyone's taking their clothes off.

Ah fuck it.

But but I need her to sit on my face
oh Cele... ;o

Fuck this shit I give up

We posting lewd now?

Sleep is coming to me, I'll catch you lot later
>Tristana

Can you weave me a bandage from your web? Or someone let me borrow a piece of clothes since you getting naked I needed to make a tourniqutte real quick

No Miho! KEEP INSTIGATING!

YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME

Maybe we can share?

Litteraly carring my scrub friends through nightfall, this was just me soloing this

Lemme borrow that blanket your on. Start live steaming me to World Star Hip Hop

The thread has completely derailed. Hank, halp!

Got home and go to /waifu/.

See lewds everywhere.

Sorry

Join in

What's wrong with lewds?

ok?

Im good.

Hank, use your propane and propane accessories to cauterize my wound. I'll let you borrow my ass implants.
I'll taste your meat not the heat man.
I'm bleeding out here!

pretty lewd ahyep

l2 link posts summer friend

... I mean.... maybe if you have something too ffer in trade

That's why I stopped playing the D

Indeed, it seems /waifu/ is currently a lewd thread at the moment.

Please return later when it has likely subsided.

inb4 "Raven's better"

It's okay, I'm not lewding it up.
>Mostly because I'm not a perv, and I'm playing ships!

Hello. Blame

What do you have in mind?

Rosario harem hentai.
>Mizore is in one panel
>Calls them idiots

Come the fuck on!

Its getting dark. Kek.
I'll say hi to Trayvon and Mike Brown for you guys.
Until later

I accidentally posted one lewd and it all went downhill.

I shall take full responsibility.

Im not lewd. Ive only claimed so far.

Because we're posting lewd and Dio isn't here

>I like raven more

Honestly I dont even mind them, I'm just playing the devils advocate~

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Not even the power of Dio can stop us now!

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Raven's a no fun emo bitch. Fuck that.

What's wrong with lewds?

I prefer redheads

bring me something of equal value (if you can)

embrace it as we embrace you ~uguu

cuinthenextthread (smoking)

Outta nowhere they decided to play destiny again

>Tfw 1455h played on Destiny

He He

Titties for life! XD

Also more of that shit.

4lyfe

>thumb nail

I don't think i can but i could try.