The fuck is this shit?
pitchfork.com
Even ignoring the fact that it's more poptimist pandering, it's written like a child wrote it.
>Guess none of Drake’s friends comfortable telling him patois is not a thing you can just do
>Was hoping Chance more a Reese’s guy
>Feel like Desiigner may be in over his head
It's a nightmare grammatically. Are they trying to write how black people talk?
Stupid and a copout but I'm glad they gave the new Bon Iver shit
you know it got a 9 when they reviewed it, right?
>It's a nightmare grammatically. Are they trying to write how black people talk?
proper grammar is creation of white male patriarchy. do without it for historic progress
>whining about grammar on the internet
T.starbucks barista
>defending retard speak
you must bee very stupid
There's a difference between shitposting on a Norwegian woodcarving forum and writing an article as a journalist.
hope those english degrees pay off HAHA
Only English majors type normally? What the hell are you talking about?
Only english majors whine about p4k writing a vice-tier article on Sup Forums. if not then you have autism
>Brian Eno’s Velvet Underground cover
lel
One of the SOTY, for sure
it's intentional, faggot.
lighten up, you bastards. they put out serious and longform content all year and this is a satirical breather. calm the fuck down and get off your high horse.
You're an idiot.
t.brainlet
>Intentionally omitting "is" and "are" and other words so that they can sound like sassy woke black kids from twitter
This fucking embarrassing
Yeah, they also gave that single Best New Music so they must be joking somehow but I don't get it.
>Le Tigre reuniting for Hillary couldn’t quite push her over the edge
desu I didn't vote for her because of that
30 year olds trying to connect with the youth of today. what did you expect?
Viet Cong changed their name?
try learning how to have fun
>Rihanna’s Tame Impala cover
that was a good cover, fucking hacks
its almost as if p4k has different staff members with different opinions
I guess, it's just a bit odd within that article. I liked most of the rest but I didn't see how that was part of the satirical tone of the rest of the article.
Yeah, but they are quite like-minded, mate. You should know this by now.
The article sucks at being fun
the rage in this thread is giving me laughs so it did its job.
>It's a nightmare grammatically
proper grammar hasn't been considered important since 1998
Randomly omitting words is retarded.
The list really is everything but fun, though
Post that one Ryan Schreiber Coltrane review
>Taylor Swift apparently had better things to do than endorse Hillary
Which would be fine, if it weren't absolutely garbage
>Guess none of Drake’s friends comfortable telling him patois is not a thing you can just do
Says this cuck white boy
>says "patois is not a thing you can just do"
>writes whole article in black twitter english
WDHMBT?