Anyone get the happy ending? Was it worth it?
Been dry for a while and at this point I don't really care and just want to get my dick wet. I know this seedy place where they give the full service so I want to know if anyone here has been to one and if it was worth it.
Hey got sauce on that pic?
Pretty embarrassing unless you're in a country like Thailand.
You might as well visit a full blown hooker. Not a massage place.
Try Grindr. When I haven't fucked in a while I go on Grindr and find a guy that will suck me off.
I don't wanna get my dick sucked by a dude, I need that pussy
worked at a massage shop that did genuine massage...
the amount of sweaty cunts like you i had to boot out of my store was phenomenal. use common sense or do some fucking research before you try and whip it out in front of my girls.
although if you had that kind of situational awareness i guess you wouldn't need to buy hand jobs
Underage and banned dickless virgin confirmed? Just go ahead and do it
Its nothing magical, trust me they have seen it before.
If you want to get your moneys worth be nice to the girl and talk to her. I usually find this works best in having a good time that you both enjoy.
Rubmaps exists, don't worry. I'm not paying for a handjob, full service includes pussy.
>rubmaps
except you can't actually read the reviews
i don't know what that is but at a guess its a directory that tells you where to get a happy ending.
What you guys pay for is your own business but seriously if we're in a shopping mall, with class windows, open 9-5, and have small children with their parents in the waiting room, and people still think they can cop a handy, there is no hope left for humanity
nice i found 2 "erotic massage" parlors in my city just now
do erotic actually mean the full service?
There are reviews on rubmaps that should show what they do. Like FS = Full service which includes blowjobs/sex, if they kiss, etc. It might be different if you're somewhere where prostitution is illegal, because it isn't here so I feel this is just a workaround some places use to operate 'legal' brothels. Maybe there they only giving the handy J. Check the reviews.
>gotta pay to read the reviews
is there a workaround to this shit? i need to know if some of these places are legit
Korean establishments seem to have the most quality.
Kek, I just checked the american rubmaps and you have to pay for reviews. You don't have to pay for reviews here. They're legit, but you don't know which ones give the full service I guess without a subscription. Generally if they're well rated and give a sizable 'tip' then it's probably FS, because pussy is going to cost more than a quick rub. Good luck.
How do i..you know... ask for it
should i call?
what do i ask? if they do "full service" or something?
IDK, I haven't been to one yet. I'm still thinking it over because it's a decent amount of money that I can put towards other things, but I want some pussy. I imagine it'll be kind of obvious if you're in that kind of place and you give her the tip and she'll do the rest. Worst case scenario you ask if they give the happy ending after the massage and get kicked out.
bump
i went to hookers, its great.
just try to not take the cheapest one. you will regret that.
also its really random wether you are lucky and get GREAT sex or someone who doesnt like her job and just gives you a shitty blowjob.
You would be better off hiring an escort off Backpage. Massage parlors show pics of pretty young girls on their ads/billboards but it's usually ladies 40+. If you are determined to go the massage parlor route, be prepared to pay $60 for the hour of massage and then $100 for anything more. They will usually make some kind of hand signal to you when you flip over to ask if you want more.
I dont want a guy tho
$0 for a handjob aint so bad
im just worried about the girl
anybody know of other sites with reviews not behind a paywall?
>You would be better off hiring an escort off Backpage
FOUND THE COP
Massage parlours are nice because they're stress free, you know pretty much exactly what you're getting. The majority of backpage escorts use fake photos and try to upsell the fuck out of you, and generally just make the experience shitty. It's true the parlours are hit and miss, but generally they're fairly decent, and if they're bad it's easy to kill it by just getting the massage or a handy. I do both, but the tranny's are the true cream. Most of them have tumblers with real pics and videos, and they fucking deliver. Bi or not, you'll never get your dick sucked like a TS can suck it.
Nah, backpage is as safe as it gets. Cops don't mess with them unless there's a major organized ring behind it and those listings are obvious. Just use your brain and wear a condom and backpage is all you need.
Fuck rub maps, just check backpage, if it's an Asian massage parlour they pretty much always do everything. Table shower is the big sign. At one point in the massage they ask what you want and you say everything, or mouth, or hand, and they go grab a condom and get to it. Expect to spend 200.
chinese massage, korean, or asian?