My cat caught a mouse

My cat caught a mouse.

Gonna decide its fate in this thread.

Microwave it. Make a webm of it. For science.

take it 5 minute drive from your place and let it go

Sharper pic.

Put it in a blender and push button once quickly, then stop quickly.

Alright...

So I have some stuff lying around because I'm building a stove vent for the sub-renters in our apartment below us. But I'll temporarily use it to build a labyrinth. There will be 2 exits at the end.

1 will lead to mouse freedom.

The other will lead to fate decided by first dubs.

Shove it up your ass

>animal gore

Roll

Roll for this

Cut it open and fuck it

Winrar

Let it go, user

Wow fuck me

Got a motorcycle?

Rollin

so close

Winner

Give it back to the cat

Microwave in tupperware

Deliver OP

That book was awesome.
If dubs put mouse in blender

blend it, put on sub and eat

Winrar

Do it op

Tie it to a baloon and send him on his way! We haven't had a space program in a long ass time!

WINRAR

gets

Oh fuck

roll for this

Come on op

Free it or expect someone will do the same to you

FUKKEN THIS!

Your cat is a shit. Mine always ate most of the mice she caught. I would just kick the leftovers off into the bushes.

Just let go that beautiful thing

Still think you should stick it up ur ass

op deliver

Built the last part of the labyrinth with some cop holders from my girlfriend's job.

Covered it in plastic wrap. There are little channels that lead to each chamber. If the mouse makes it to the FREEDOM chamber, it will be set free.

If it makes it into the DUBS chamber, you guys decide.

OP YOU FAGGOT! DELIVAR!!!

FREEDOM is on the top right chamber.

If quads put in microwave.

A fucking bear trap with a Bunsen burner in the middle

Drown it in bleach

...

Should've had a remake of snortmaus. Anyone remember that shit?

Some old PVC pipe for our pool system is connecting to the labyrinth.

OP is a tremendous faggot that wont deliver. Everyone abandon thread.

Cut off it's feet one by one and cauterize the wounds so it won't bleed out. The put it in a tupperware of bleach. If it's still alive after that pour the bleach out and microwave it and put it in a blender. Put the rat pulp in your cat's food.

bump

This box has 2 chambers, in order for the mouse to get to the next chamber, it needs to climb into the bottle.

The next chamber leads into this duct.

Stfu op.
Won't deliver.

Cmon boys, lets 404 this popsicle stand

>Doesn't understand how to read instructions.

OP just fucking said he would deliver if the mouse gets on the dubs chamber.

The duct connects to the bottle. From there it will be connected to the PVC pipe.

You guys ready to begin?

Put a blender unter the deadly exit if your not manly enough to shove it up your ass

Ye nigga record it all and put in on YouTube.

Sadly my phone won't record video since I dropped it in water.

If you guys wanna donate so I can make videos, you're welcome to... [email protected]

Cat thinks the mouse is behind the shelf, he doesn't know it's in the bucket.

fukken this.

also check my numbers ^

>donate
nigger wut

Your a fucking idiot for posting you email on this board.you internet security is now in question.

IT'S A TRAP

>donate

Kek

We told you stupid fucks multiple times OP won't deliver. Now let the thread die.

dont let it die, he posted his email. lets fuck him up lol

did you even read the email he posted? fuck you're stupid...

robert paulsen? so?

Robert Paulsen? Dead guy i fight club

you talked about it

Just dropped the mouse into the 2nd chamber. I covered it in a sheet of glass I had from an old bathroom window. So you can't really see inside. But it ran down the tunnel immediately.

The cat heard the mouse inside the metal housing and kind of sniffed around it. Now the cat sat down next to it. We're waiting for it to get into the bottle.

op is back! microwave the little fucker!

bumping because I wanna see him nuke the fucker

OP here. Jesus christ.

So it was in that duct for a while, then I just decided to hold the duct above the bottle and let the mouse just fall in. It fucking wouldn't go in. Then I decided to just try to force it in by getting the bottle and putting it in the bucket. But the mouse got out. Then I spent the next 10 minutes catching the mouse again.

We caught it. The cat briefly caught it, but it got away, because my girlfriend's cat is declawed.

Anyway, I caught it again and got it into the bottle. Now I put it inside the PVC pipe. Waiting for it to come out at the labyrinth now.

stop wasting time, the thread will 404 just stick it in the microwave. thats what we want to see

Mouse just chillin in the PVC tunnel.

LEAVE THE MOUSE ALONE!

My favourite thing I have done to a mouse is build a pyrex cage attached to a drill bit, then used the drill to spin it fairly fast. It's funny because when it's let out of the cage it spins like a sausage.

OP here...

so how do i get the mouse into the labyrinth?

Put cheese on your dick and shove it at the end of the tube

Oh look..........another one.
Whatever, not interested in this whole animal abuse shit.

OP here, I decided to put the pipe upward and let the mouse slide down. Started tapping the pipe until mouse fell down.

Somehow the mouse figured out that it could crawl into the underside of that cup holder.

I kept tapping the underside until it was into the chambers again.

It's now in the chambers.

Kill the cat and let the mouse go.

soooo.., the one exit will lead to mouse freedom. and the other to your ass? pls deliver OP and put cheese in ass to attract mouse

>AND HE'S TRAVELING THROUGH THE CHAMBERS.
>HE'S GOT A NACK FOR KNOWING WHERE TO GO.
>IS HE GOING TO PLEASE ANONYMOUS OR WILL HE BE SET FREE?
>HE'S TRAVELING FAST.
>THIS MOUSE IS A MADMAN.
>WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
>OH MY GOD!!!!

kill the mousebro

Bite its fucking head off

>THERE HE GOES.
>HE IS APPROACHING THE FINAL CHAMBERS.
>WHAT IS THIS MADMAN DOING!?!?!?!
>OH MY GOD!!! HE IS AT THE 2ND TO LAST CHAMBER.
>IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
>HE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ANY OF THE BAIT.
>WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO.
>THIS IS UN-BE-LIEVABLE

op is fag

>HE IS SIMPLY WAITING TO GO TO THE FINAL CHAMBER.
>HE IS SITTING THERE.
>HE IS MOCKING US.
>HE IS MOCKING ANONYMOUS.
>HE IS MOCKING THE PLAYERS.
>WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO.
>THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

You better shove it up your ass.

Come on you fucking pussy.

>Joining us is an oldfag. His name is Dennis Jensen.
>Dennis, tell us, have you ever seen a thread like this?
No... I have not.
>Dennis. So what will happen if he steps on dubs.
Well, the rules of the thread are that Anons decide what will happen. But it has to be a dubs rolled AFTER the mouse steps on dubs. So anyone is game. A nice player even could set the mouse free.
>We're going to come back to the mouse right after these messages.

Looks like you're taking it up the ass user

It's not like you'll deliver.

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let the mouse go dipshit

Fine if you want to be a fucking awkward cunt. Rolling for Shoving it up your ass.

>Dubs must be rolled afterward