I will call him squishy

I will call him squishy
He will be my squishy

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Arent blue ringed octopi deadly as fuck?

just wow. dead person incoming.

Eat him

yep, and this retard is fucked

>octopi

kys

Enjoy death by paralysis

C ya fuckhead

Classic Australian animal. Just like our politicians.

Servers down or not, user is gonna catch him some fucking pokemon.

Do you even plural
Also

how can something that small be dangerous?

youtube.com/watch?v=P6aAlUcX7oA

>quoting wiki
Every person on the planet knows that the blue ringed octopus is one of the deadliest animals on the planet, you look stupid

Also, that picture was literally the first hit I got on google images after typing "blue ringed octopus hand"

Baiteating smartasses

You think that's sad, Google cone snail

wtf is that

Just by existing this thread is more interesting than the porn ylyl waifu and trap threads that this board is constantly filled with nowadays anyway. Everyone knows its a stock photo cos theres mo timestamp you twat

Because australia

Literally death by a fucking snail

checked

By being Australian.

The Irukandji is tiny, and whilst not always fatal

>Irukandji jellyfish's stings have been known to be so painful that even the maximum dosage of morphine barely relieves the pain of the sting

>implying its daytime in Australia right now
>implying you'd be in a condition to post this picture taken at midday when it's around midnight in Aussie

I found the retard

snail shoots out a venomous harpoon that can kill you. Metal as fuck for the snail, but one of the most undignified ways to go for the human

Smartass? The user just speaks language better than you - jeezuz kid, unlax.

why dont you fuck off and do something original instead of shitting on everyones work ya loser

Stone fish
Blue ringed octopus
Cone snail
Box jellyfish
Irukanji
Belcher sea snake
Salt crocodile
The 7 reasons I'm never swimming in Aussieland

kek imagine, someone asks about your death and they say the cause was a fucking snail

aspie detected

>the guy just speaks language better than you
What did he mean by this? By smartass I mean how everyone is responding "durr ur gonna die idiot" like they're smart for knowing that that species of octopus is dangerous

bump

The Irukanji is so small.. it was originally believed to be an Aboriginal curse on people who swam in sacred waters.

Even people who got bitten had no idea the animal existed.

To be fair I'd figure it was those abonigs too, they're worse than black people

Timestamp OP
>implying he isnt already dead

OP is busy fucking your mother

Life is simply unfair, don't you think?

Could be worse, you could be called mountain chicken by humans but actually be a frog

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

nice copypasta

bull shark great white shark?

Sounds rather COMPLEX

Well, you did read some of it to recognize the copypasta. And to recognize it, you have to have read the thing at least once. So there.

tbh I never read more than half of that thing, i lose interest quick and im lazy. its the only reason I havent an hero yet. laziness.

>mfw the blue ringed octopus is one of the most poisonous creatures on earth

rip in peace, brave OP

OP here. Felt dizzy as fuck all of a sudden, woke up here.

Gr8 B8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

It was the man-hands in the first picture that gave it away, wasn't it? Still, for my credit: that kid was actually hospitalized by a blue-ringed octopus, so there's that.

I've had a bull shark follow me around when I was on Hawaii, it freaked me the fuck out but I just really calmly moved towards shore while keeping my eyes on it and nothing happened, good thing I wear close to the shoreline, since then I've not been as worried about Sharks, a fucking crocodile tho, no thanks

sharks are harmless