Most awesome ability you have thread

most awesome ability you have thread.

>I can count really fast

Autism gives people weird quirks.

i have mastered long distance shitting

fucking this

Mastered a new tier of fapping.

I'll fuck anything

I can rocket my cum into my trash can

From how far?

About 5-6 feet

Can't maintain an erection while fucking a man even though I'm straight.

And in a non-retarded type of measurement how much is it?

1.524e+9 nanometers

About half a hand full, it depends if I beat off earlier in the week

OH you're a eurofag. It's about 100 cm

kek

2 meters to be exact

I can masturbate with my feet

No you cant

I can throw soda cans through the air in correct alignment such that they capture mosquitoes or flies during their flight path.

I can fuck my own ass by standing still

I can convince myself I'm actually an alpha and remove beta status for up to 6 hours a day

unsheathing katanas and teleporting behind people

Integrated old greek/roman stoicism philosophy in my life.

I'm pretty great at lying

im a really good rock climber, so i guess thats not so special

i can make a girl cum

Wall or natural

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

i can check dubs in posts

natural

>a vagina

Summon doubles at will

I can turn my upper eyelids inside out

I pick up languages very easily.

I am also too lazy to study them, or anything else for that mater, so it's basically meaningless.

Cool, I personally prefer walls cuz I don't want to break something, but I like the idea of rock climbing

Impressive user

I'm good at not killing myself

i can read an average book page in about ~20 seconds. (I dunno how many words, but they were young adult books)

this

I have the ability to create a really neat personal business card

Yeah? You read the title and then the summary on the backside and just guess?

i can sense auras aka i have a human radar.

what languages

vid of this or BS

My parents think I'm taking my masters in a program I dropped out of 3 years ago, Ive been stopped by police 6 times in 5 years and not gotten in trouble despite not having a license, been in a relationship with someone I don't even care about for half a decade, I actually just deal/smoke and play vidya

You must be a jew

I can sense gays aka I have a gaydar

Ftfy

no, most young adult novels are pretty predictable and aren't that hard to read.

When it touch my pee pee it gets hard and big

I can see mental illnes of people predicted by post text

Nobody can. take my life because I have no life

i turn threads into get threads
also check em

rome fell for a reason, buddy

So you don't actually read them you just read keywords as you flip the book from start to finish, that's more like, I can figure out the plot of any case x book in 20 seconds

>washingpole.jpg

and stoicism is not one of them, fagit

I can self diagnose myself with mental problems

i just know whats happening so I don't have to stop and reread it or analyze it

No but taking it in the but was

I can fap to boobs

also off by one, dayum

I can read multiple words at a time, not that I read books or anything

I can keep rhythm with no metronome

I can drink 20 beers (4.0% alc. by vol.) in under three hours.

FOUR SAME NUMBERS CHEKD

But you actually don't

I can summarize the first Harry potter book as: adopted kid is unbeknownst to himself a wizard and he gets send to a school of Magic after his 11th birthday, where he helps the headmaster stop a dark wizard from getting ahold of a stone that could bring him back to power

HOWEVER

0,5 liters each.
not those tiny ass 0,33l american cans

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

I can accept wellfare without feeling any guilt.

I can re-create most sounds I hear with my mouth with great accuracy

I have a very maleable face allowing me to use a wider range of facial expressions

I can memorise 100 digits in 5 minutes and repeat them backwards and forwards.

i can get snickers for free
get on my level u fucking peasants

I can lick my eyeball

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.......no handlebars

me too. Just need a spoon for it

I dunno if Id call it an ability but they call me Pete-re-pete cuz I say everything twice

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I can cum in less than 10 seconds. Meaning the girl I am with doesn't achieve orgasm. Which is great because orgasms are for sluts and I don't fuck sluts.

I can text and drive

Ninja grip - I have extreme reflexes and the ability to catch/grab things before they drop/fall/break on a constant basis.

Actually Marcus Aurelius, a major figure of Stoicism, failed to repel attacks from Germanic Tribes, thus leading to one of the factors that lead to the downfall of the roman empire

i can see through glass.

I have 2 girlfriends

I can lie without the detector noticing

Gladiator was a good movie

I can look at people preflop and know if theyll call or even three bet me.

Helps more than you think when youre at a lose table playing for stacks with low pocket pairs and suited connectors.

Once I knocked a glass of wine at my mother by accident but I caught it before any spilled

Thank you user for remembering me of that song. Thank you

If i listen a song once i will never forget it.
I can write the lyrics of the song at any time too

I can crack my knuckles nonstop

Freaks people tf out

Actually I just went on wikipedia and clicked on the last major figure of stoicism

They are named quads

Kid I knew could turn his head 270 degrees
Op is a fag

Checked

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I can blow consist spit bubbles off my tongue. I have never met another person that can do it.

same

This statement is a lie

I can dissapoint every woman i sleep with

Im am glad to have remenbered you user