How many have you taken today?
SNATCHED
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Nathaniel Baker
easy
Jace Phillips
every
Brandon Jones
motherfucker
Justin Perez
>TFW just snatched Code of Honor
What am I in for lads?
Noah Bennett
EASY
Landon Foster
This meme couldn't be more neo-Sup Forums if it tried.
Hunter Flores
...
Camden Ortiz
Unintentional Lynch style surrealism
Jose Parker
what do you guys think of this scene
Ian Barnes
snatched those trips
David Sanchez
Double dubs SNATCHED
Ian Howard
>snatched
Dylan Gomez
Seagal disregards everything the audience would want to see to focus on his sole vision and deliver the very definition, the very core, of Kinôgraphé.
Nolan White
how many times did he kick him out of that window
Hunter Miller
The entire scene is pure kino.
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Ayden Parker
What are we even memeing about? It's true, "snatching a birthday" is American street slang meaning to kill someone.
Jaxson Adams
>C'MOWN!
Angel Brown
Looks like proved you wrong.
Eli Sanders
> dat old black man accent for no reason
lel dafuq
Connor Martinez
Ok which one of you did this?
come out now and admit it!
Ryan Diaz
This is the best thing I have ever fucking seen.
Wyatt Clark
Pure Kino but not deep and artistic as this
Jordan Lewis
>0:35
It's impressive, this type of zoom is used constantly on Youtube Poops.
Leo Clark
l-m-a-o did they seriously used the windows voice thing as a voiceover for that guy?
Benjamin Taylor
I bet Seagal came up with that scene.
Seagal wanted to have a scene where he defends the honor of his m'lady so they had to hire some guy from the street who didnt speak a single word of English.
Joseph Sanders
...is that katana shooped or not? With this autist you can't be sure
Gabriel Morris
>watching Glimmer Man last night
>running gag is how Seagal got Keenen Wayans addicted to deer penis
>mfw
A real example of kinography, if only for the high volume of conveniently-placed spikes for badguys to impale themselves with.
Joshua Price
None yet. But I will snatch every motherfucker birthday before the day is over.
Joshua Bell
>hey beach
Jonathan Morris
Are slavs into abusive relationships? They love Steven but all he does is beat the shit out of slavs in his movies.
Connor Perez
>mfw today is my birthday
Ryder Ramirez
Well I'm sorry to hear that
Liam Barnes
...
Nathaniel Scott
thats too bad
Cameron Ortiz
>mfw his highest rated movies are Under Siege, Machete, Get Bruce and Excutive Decision
>mfw classic Seagalcore like Above the Law, Marked for Death, Hard to Kill and Out for Justice are all rotten on rottentomatoes
Nathaniel Wood
Look at all the hitlerboos in Russia
Although, everyone who isn't a cuck probably admires the fuher, they take it to a whole new level
Chase Evans
LMAO, did he actually steal Tom Hanks' wig in DaVinci Code?
Ayden Turner
Still too few
Easton Ward
Why is he talking like an AHH SHIEET NIKKA black man?
Is he also 1/5th african american?
Brody Brown
what are some other core katana seagal kinos?
Isaiah Bell
He was in an all black band
Camden Morgan
in the 50s
Isaac Rivera
Sure he was
Adrian Kelly
What Seagal masterpiece is this from?
Ian Miller
...
Brandon Stewart
A good man
Oliver Reyes
Nicholas Anderson
official thread song
Isaiah Richardson
Why not this?
Nathaniel Evans
EAAAAZZZZYYYYYY
Isaac Hughes
...
Parker Mitchell
The AMA was so awful and apparent that it wasn't Seagal
>I was learned to play the guitar and played in a black band in the 50s
>Seagal was born in 52, moved to California when he was 5
He was playin sick blues and snatchin Punani since he was 4
Connor Cox
Yeah, there's no way real Seagal would be telling lies.
Angel White
>he was playin sick blues and snatchin Punani since he was 4
but this is exactly what Seagal himself has claimed
>that mutha aint white
Jaxon Peterson
Christopher Turner
>Tfw about to start watching the birthday trilogy
wish me luck famalams. I'm delving deep into the Seagalposting cinematic universe
Asher Thomas
lol. well meme'd
Carson Lee
You are in for a treat my friend
Hudson Jenkins
Fat Punisher
Jordan Taylor
Good luck bro. Make sure it's not on or near your birthday
Grayson Gomez
Are there any examples of kino in Code of Honor? I've watched the trailer and it has potential, excepting the fact that Steven is still talking like a fucking black man.
Aaron Hughes
This is reaching into Room territory
Leo Peterson
Name of this vid please ?
Camden Anderson
Here some more Kino tier Seagal moments
Jaxon Gonzalez
Brody Wilson
Was his dick still out when he jumped ?
Adam Powell
Well...
Elijah Nguyen
He sheev spinner out the window while pissing
Carter Bennett
what dick?
Aaron Cook
why would you take that great picture and photoshop a shitty seagal face on it? the original is fine.
Jose Nelson
That sword fight is pretty weeb. Hardcore weeb, even.
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>lightly taps opponents
>they go flying into the air
Luis Wood
youtube.com
>almost 15 rounds
Why do so many Seagal scenes contain these cryptic and mysterious messages? Is this what it means to create true kinomatography?
Grayson Watson
Nice shit version
Logan Miller
what is this expression trying to convey?
Benjamin Flores
Perfect
Xavier Flores
no thats just this version
Camden Howard
I will snatch every motherfucker doubles.
Adrian Cooper
>easy
>EASY
What did he mean by this????
Hudson Allen
Wew
Cooper Russell
>tfw snatched
Jaxson Perry
How do you become a majestic operaor like Seagal?
Julian Reyes
Easy just become an Irish-Italian-Chinese-Japanese-African-Mexican-Russian-American like Seagal is
Jason Perry
You forgot tibetan
Camden Richardson
Shame on me forgetting based Seagal's Tibetian heritage ;_; he is Buddha after all
Jack Ramirez
HHAHHHAAAHAHHHAHAHAA
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS
HAHA THE SOLO AT THE END WHY