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easy
every
motherfucker
>TFW just snatched Code of Honor
What am I in for lads?
EASY
This meme couldn't be more neo-Sup Forums if it tried.
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Unintentional Lynch style surrealism
what do you guys think of this scene
snatched those trips
Double dubs SNATCHED
>snatched
Seagal disregards everything the audience would want to see to focus on his sole vision and deliver the very definition, the very core, of Kinôgraphé.
how many times did he kick him out of that window
The entire scene is pure kino.
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What are we even memeing about? It's true, "snatching a birthday" is American street slang meaning to kill someone.
>C'MOWN!
Looks like proved you wrong.
> dat old black man accent for no reason
lel dafuq
Ok which one of you did this?
come out now and admit it!
This is the best thing I have ever fucking seen.
Pure Kino but not deep and artistic as this
>0:35
It's impressive, this type of zoom is used constantly on Youtube Poops.
l-m-a-o did they seriously used the windows voice thing as a voiceover for that guy?
I bet Seagal came up with that scene.
Seagal wanted to have a scene where he defends the honor of his m'lady so they had to hire some guy from the street who didnt speak a single word of English.
...is that katana shooped or not? With this autist you can't be sure
>watching Glimmer Man last night
>running gag is how Seagal got Keenen Wayans addicted to deer penis
>mfw
A real example of kinography, if only for the high volume of conveniently-placed spikes for badguys to impale themselves with.
None yet. But I will snatch every motherfucker birthday before the day is over.
>hey beach
Are slavs into abusive relationships? They love Steven but all he does is beat the shit out of slavs in his movies.
>mfw today is my birthday
Well I'm sorry to hear that
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thats too bad
>mfw his highest rated movies are Under Siege, Machete, Get Bruce and Excutive Decision
>mfw classic Seagalcore like Above the Law, Marked for Death, Hard to Kill and Out for Justice are all rotten on rottentomatoes
Look at all the hitlerboos in Russia
Although, everyone who isn't a cuck probably admires the fuher, they take it to a whole new level
LMAO, did he actually steal Tom Hanks' wig in DaVinci Code?
Still too few
Why is he talking like an AHH SHIEET NIKKA black man?
Is he also 1/5th african american?
what are some other core katana seagal kinos?
He was in an all black band
in the 50s
Sure he was
What Seagal masterpiece is this from?
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A good man
official thread song
Why not this?
EAAAAZZZZYYYYYY
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The AMA was so awful and apparent that it wasn't Seagal
>I was learned to play the guitar and played in a black band in the 50s
>Seagal was born in 52, moved to California when he was 5
He was playin sick blues and snatchin Punani since he was 4
Yeah, there's no way real Seagal would be telling lies.
>he was playin sick blues and snatchin Punani since he was 4
but this is exactly what Seagal himself has claimed
>that mutha aint white
>Tfw about to start watching the birthday trilogy
wish me luck famalams. I'm delving deep into the Seagalposting cinematic universe
lol. well meme'd
You are in for a treat my friend
Fat Punisher
Good luck bro. Make sure it's not on or near your birthday
Are there any examples of kino in Code of Honor? I've watched the trailer and it has potential, excepting the fact that Steven is still talking like a fucking black man.
This is reaching into Room territory
Name of this vid please ?
Here some more Kino tier Seagal moments
Was his dick still out when he jumped ?
Well...
He sheev spinner out the window while pissing
what dick?
why would you take that great picture and photoshop a shitty seagal face on it? the original is fine.
That sword fight is pretty weeb. Hardcore weeb, even.
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>lightly taps opponents
>they go flying into the air
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>almost 15 rounds
Why do so many Seagal scenes contain these cryptic and mysterious messages? Is this what it means to create true kinomatography?
Nice shit version
what is this expression trying to convey?
Perfect
no thats just this version
I will snatch every motherfucker doubles.
>easy
>EASY
What did he mean by this????
Wew
>tfw snatched
How do you become a majestic operaor like Seagal?
Easy just become an Irish-Italian-Chinese-Japanese-African-Mexican-Russian-American like Seagal is
You forgot tibetan
Shame on me forgetting based Seagal's Tibetian heritage ;_; he is Buddha after all
HHAHHHAAAHAHHHAHAHAA
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS
HAHA THE SOLO AT THE END WHY