Somebody make a jays tigers thread
Detroit Tigers @ Toronto Blue Jays
happ a shit
Who scores more runs before the bullpen comes out: The Game
I lost the game
EE is literally not even trying
He's leading the majors with RBIs
America
Happ won't last 4 innings
neither does your mom
He falls!
>runner on 3rd
>1 out
I wonder how this ends
will pessimists ever recover?
Name a worse current Blue Jay than Justin Smoak
>SINCE RETURN FROM DL
>three hot weeks
>evidence of being a good player
for fucks sake can we just dump Smoak already, just have Edwin play first and have Travis be the DH, im so tired of watching this fuck strike out literally every time he has guys in scoring position
Why not Travis on first?
Too short. You need someone that is tall and with a long reach to catch high throws
>pillar not swinging any literally anything
i guess this counts as improvement
>bases loaded
ill donate my semen to a hobo if they score even one (1) run
>bases loaded
is this a rerun?
it's another >STRANDED BASERUNNERS episode, will the jays score enough runs on passed balls to win?
what was the stat from yesterday, last 8 times the jays had the bases loaded the;ve only scored 2 runs?
I've seen Pelfrey escape bases loaded many times this year
I don't know how he does it, but he does it
I've seen this episode
do we win
>pessimistic pessimists pessimisting
MLB on base average is .333
So everytime the bases are loaded you can only expect runs 1/3 times
Relax and enjoy the game
Holy shit lelfry
Dont worry canabros you will score at least 8 off this shit pitcher
Eventually but it gets close in the 7th inning
surely these are some historical LOB and >risp numbers
yeah i would be okay with it if they jays were not 1/9 in scoring a run with loaded bases
>Iglesias
Fuck off
>shiglesias
the dumbest kid on the team
were only 20 runs above league average in LOB actually
there are ten teams with more, and toronto has played more games than anyone other than the dodgers
so basically if it wasn't for canada day we'd be average
pessimists btfo
Happ would have given up 60 runs by now if not for the Jays elite infielding
lol i actually didnt even think about that canada day game but that must have fucked up quite a few offensive stats for both teams..
just put my house that's in an all white neighbourhood up on Juwai
have you ever planted a seed for the future?
shitshow for the ages
then again the bullpens/bauer got their stats boosted
Buck is senile.
we need to hear more of dan
his play-by-play is elite and his voice is nice
THUNDERSTORM WARNING
OH MY GOD
Hurray
OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How come the stadium is always full?
Don't Canadians have anything else to do?
Your hair o.o
they may never hit another dinger again
Fuck I'm suppose jog outside in about 1 hour hope I don't die in a lightening strike
There's only 30k people in there. Do you know how many people live in Toronto alone?
It's capacity is like 50k isn't it?
>How come the stadium is always full?
Bandwagoners since the Jay's started winning
São Paulo is a bigger city and most soccer matches (from big championships) have an average of ~10k, or something like that
And the matches aren't every single day
>8 K
dubs for 19 innings of shutout ball
Wow, I didn't realise Sao Paulo has such a lack of team spirit..considering you literally have nothing better to do.
>hot friday night
>sitting at home watching fagstick
my life everybody
Good post
the hell was EE drinking
About to play some pick-up baseball tomorrow. When was the last time any casual Canadian here played pick up baseball?
5$ says he grounds into a double play or strikes out
>Klay Kowaliski
steroids
WEW
E
W
Almost is never enough
Especially in matters of love
Thats because everyone knows
almost is never enough
Why does Tulo do the gay face paint thing when the dome is closed?
Can't the lights still cause glare off those elf like cheeks?
>21 degree house
>steak and beer
>watching the jays
Why does anyone do it when science has proven it doesn't work?
>science has proven
proven up to 15% more science
>beer
must be nice, all I got is some leftover Coronas right now
if big sloppy wins the triple crown does he get into the hall
LOOK AT THIS BLOOPIN ASS SINGLE
>There's gonna be a lot of runs today
>Scoreless through 5 1/2
Also holy fuck Donaldson
Holy fuck donaldson
M V P
V
P V M
haha Barney yes!
that play alone should get dolandson another mvp
Heya Barn'
BIG
PURPLE
DINO
Barney could have made it.
Your country is shit
Oh shit boy oh shit
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Why does Donaldson sit upfront by himself instead of socialising on the bench with him team mates?
>RBI GIDP
Ill fucking take it
Sao Paulo needs to wash it's ass and get some of that Portugal money to bring it into the first world you chiccarron
It's racing hair
autism
Cecelio Silva at bat
who /comfy/ here?
Troy Tulowhiskey and his partner in crime "TAZ"
reminder shapiro signed based happ
Didnt Happ get TJS?
NO NOT THE BULLPEN, GIBBY NO DONT DO IT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU;RE DOING
Alright you fucking chav fuck
JA "better than price" Happ
>not having faith in nasty rat man
>Mike Aviles bases loaded
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I FUCKING HATE YOU
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Okay
Blue Jays
Lets
Play
Ball