Detroit Tigers @ Toronto Blue Jays

Somebody make a jays tigers thread

happ a shit

Who scores more runs before the bullpen comes out: The Game

I lost the game

EE is literally not even trying

He's leading the majors with RBIs

America

Happ won't last 4 innings

neither does your mom

He falls!

>runner on 3rd
>1 out

I wonder how this ends

will pessimists ever recover?

Name a worse current Blue Jay than Justin Smoak

>SINCE RETURN FROM DL
>three hot weeks
>evidence of being a good player

for fucks sake can we just dump Smoak already, just have Edwin play first and have Travis be the DH, im so tired of watching this fuck strike out literally every time he has guys in scoring position

Why not Travis on first?

Too short. You need someone that is tall and with a long reach to catch high throws

>pillar not swinging any literally anything

i guess this counts as improvement

>bases loaded
ill donate my semen to a hobo if they score even one (1) run

>bases loaded

is this a rerun?

it's another >STRANDED BASERUNNERS episode, will the jays score enough runs on passed balls to win?

what was the stat from yesterday, last 8 times the jays had the bases loaded the;ve only scored 2 runs?

I've seen Pelfrey escape bases loaded many times this year

I don't know how he does it, but he does it

I've seen this episode

do we win

>pessimistic pessimists pessimisting

MLB on base average is .333

So everytime the bases are loaded you can only expect runs 1/3 times

Relax and enjoy the game

Holy shit lelfry

Dont worry canabros you will score at least 8 off this shit pitcher

Eventually but it gets close in the 7th inning

surely these are some historical LOB and >risp numbers

yeah i would be okay with it if they jays were not 1/9 in scoring a run with loaded bases

>Iglesias

Fuck off

>shiglesias
the dumbest kid on the team

were only 20 runs above league average in LOB actually

there are ten teams with more, and toronto has played more games than anyone other than the dodgers

so basically if it wasn't for canada day we'd be average

pessimists btfo

Happ would have given up 60 runs by now if not for the Jays elite infielding

lol i actually didnt even think about that canada day game but that must have fucked up quite a few offensive stats for both teams..

just put my house that's in an all white neighbourhood up on Juwai

have you ever planted a seed for the future?

shitshow for the ages

then again the bullpens/bauer got their stats boosted

Buck is senile.

we need to hear more of dan

his play-by-play is elite and his voice is nice

THUNDERSTORM WARNING

OH MY GOD

Hurray

OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How come the stadium is always full?

Don't Canadians have anything else to do?

Your hair o.o

they may never hit another dinger again

Fuck I'm suppose jog outside in about 1 hour hope I don't die in a lightening strike

There's only 30k people in there. Do you know how many people live in Toronto alone?

It's capacity is like 50k isn't it?

>How come the stadium is always full?

Bandwagoners since the Jay's started winning

São Paulo is a bigger city and most soccer matches (from big championships) have an average of ~10k, or something like that
And the matches aren't every single day

>8 K

dubs for 19 innings of shutout ball

Wow, I didn't realise Sao Paulo has such a lack of team spirit..considering you literally have nothing better to do.

>hot friday night
>sitting at home watching fagstick
my life everybody

Good post

the hell was EE drinking

About to play some pick-up baseball tomorrow. When was the last time any casual Canadian here played pick up baseball?

5$ says he grounds into a double play or strikes out

>Klay Kowaliski

steroids

WEW
E
W

Almost is never enough
Especially in matters of love
Thats because everyone knows
almost is never enough

Why does Tulo do the gay face paint thing when the dome is closed?

Can't the lights still cause glare off those elf like cheeks?

>21 degree house
>steak and beer
>watching the jays

Why does anyone do it when science has proven it doesn't work?

>science has proven
proven up to 15% more science

>beer
must be nice, all I got is some leftover Coronas right now

if big sloppy wins the triple crown does he get into the hall

LOOK AT THIS BLOOPIN ASS SINGLE

>There's gonna be a lot of runs today
>Scoreless through 5 1/2

Also holy fuck Donaldson

Holy fuck donaldson

M V P
V
P V M

haha Barney yes!

that play alone should get dolandson another mvp

Heya Barn'

BIG
PURPLE
DINO

Barney could have made it.

Your country is shit

Oh shit boy oh shit

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Why does Donaldson sit upfront by himself instead of socialising on the bench with him team mates?

>RBI GIDP

Ill fucking take it

Sao Paulo needs to wash it's ass and get some of that Portugal money to bring it into the first world you chiccarron

It's racing hair

autism

Cecelio Silva at bat

who /comfy/ here?

Troy Tulowhiskey and his partner in crime "TAZ"

reminder shapiro signed based happ

Didnt Happ get TJS?

NO NOT THE BULLPEN, GIBBY NO DONT DO IT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU;RE DOING

Alright you fucking chav fuck

JA "better than price" Happ

>not having faith in nasty rat man

>Mike Aviles bases loaded

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I FUCKING HATE YOU

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Okay
Blue Jays
Lets
Play
Ball