So I moved to my own place a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing...

So I moved to my own place a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper because I'm afraid.

buying toilet paper is one of the most normal things to do, get over it fag and just buy it

kek

Stale pasta

Alpha right here

Where the fuck do you live? I never ever heard of bullshit like this, laughing at you when you buy toiletpaper? wtf

wtf omfg, is this real?

>How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing?
Are you sure you're old enough to be living on your own?

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Tell them it's for your mom because she's on her period and can't leave the house.

This can only be bait, but I'll bite

Just look ate the cashier with all seriousness and ask "bitch do you even wipe?"

>are they laughing because its toilet paper?
>are they laughing because its not your mother buying it this time?

you should buy anti-fungal creams and tampons to show the beta fags that you are preparing for a gril to move in.

Old pasta. Fuck off and die already.

Get Amazon Prime you fucking idiot. Do you blush when you see condoms in the store too?

Step one. Walk to the grocery store
Step two. Enter the grocery store
Step three. Grab a trolley
Step four. Push the trolley down the isles of the store
Step five. Locate the isle with toilet paper for sale
Step six. Look a the toilet paper prices
Step seven. Find a package of toilet paper you can afford
Step eight. take the toilet paper off the shelf
Step nine. Place the toilet paper in the trolley
Step ten. Push the trolley with the toilet paper in it across the store
Step eleven. Find a clerk
Step twelve. Ask where the cash registers are
Step thirteen. Locate a cash register
Step fourteen. remove the toilet paper from the trolley
Step fifteen. wait for the clerk to tell you how much you owe
Step sixteen. Pay the clerk with cash, change, check, debit or credit card.
Step seventeen take the toilet paper and the receipt
Step eighteen. put the toilet paper back in the trolley
Step nineteen. push the trolley back to it's place
Step twenty. remove the toilet paper from the trolley
Step twenty one. Carry the toilet paper home

Tell them you only use them to masturbate not to wipe your ass.

actually kek

Op, here is some literature to assist you with your problem.

Alright OP Were gonna do some psychology on your ass. This is called aversion therapy. You're gonna go to the grocery store. Buy condoms (extra small ones if you can find them). but before you buy them scratch off the bar code so they have to call it to the whole store. Then you'll have no problem buying shitting paper. You're welcome.

Sup Forums is a american site u stupid brit, take ur trolley and shove it up your pisser bloke

Just tell the cashier you're just checking your dick size with the tubes

So your retarded?

I am an American, Here in Kansas we call them trolleys, not carts or baskets. We call the small ones you carry baskets and the ones you ride carts, the ones you push we call trolleys.

Get a cane and pretend to be blind when buying toilet paper after buying it walk out shouting I am going to love eating this cereal.

This. Best suggestion yet.

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*you're retarded

Self checkout you stupid nigger

We all gotta shit dude, even chicks shit. Go through self service checkouts.

Just say it's for cum

al dente pasta

Is it really funny to watch someone buy toilet paper in the US? Fucking really? So fucking stupid.
Here in AU just use self-serve checkout.

Your trolling ethic is rather pathetic. Nevertheless, why on Earth must you feel "afraid" or embarrassed to buy a few rolls of toilet papers? You can always choose bidet, if you are that hopeless.