ITT: Stories about getting banned on Sup Forums

ITT: Stories about getting banned on Sup Forums.

I just got my ban lifted for Anzu-posting on Sup Forums. Mods pandered to the cucks and apparently posting a smug Anzu meme, while totally relevant to the conversation, is a ban-able offense.

I also got banned recently from /s4s/ for nigger-posting, forced memeing the word nigger in every thread. Swaglord banned me after giving me a warning, I posted a simple pic with the word nigger and got banned.

How about you user? Have you ever been banned from Sup Forums?

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OP, get help.

I quoted someone who said that he's underage with greentext and got banned for being underage. ban was lifted after i delivered proof that i'm not underage

OP here, fug off to reddit then.

how did you deliver proof?

sent a pic of my dick

No nigga this a cringe lame ass thread and you are a no life faggot you fucking nigger

figures.fag

You a fukk boi nigga for posting in it then.

This but yea. About once a week i get banned. I surf on my phone and travel for work so dynamic ip and all... Only once have i actually been banned for something i did. It was a call to raid that i posted on Got one month for that one.

One time I had too much "cheese pizza" for dinner and I got b& and v&

Who did you raid? Kel-Tec forum?

I've only been banned once, without apparent reason.
I bet sometimes mods just click on anything vaguely resembling the bannable post.

I always shitpost and troll anything on Sup Forums, /r9k/, /s4s/. Was never able to get banned again.

No, someone posted something here on Sup Forums aome teacher said something about
>anyone who owns guns should have their family and friends murdered

I screen capped and reposted it. The screencap had the bitches name abd facebook info.

I'm still perma banned for posting the webm of that white bitch getting gangbanged by a ton of niggers in her school bathroom.
>tfw you can go on Sup Forums on your own WiFi.

Twice for something I didn't do, once for something I did. Probably just hit ban on the wrong post. 33% success rate, not that bad.

>Be me
>Be mixed as fuck
>Pretending to be white on Sup Forums
>Call slavs niggers
>Call burgers niggers
>Call German niggers
>Call everyone nigger
>Make bait threads with proxy
>Sup Forums gets baited all the time
>Make off topic threads just for lulz
>Never got banned
>Post dead white people
>Never got banned
>Post dead black people
>Never got banned
>Post scat porn
>Never got banned
mfw I dont even need proxies

I heard that got posted. Never saw the actual post. You user are a man among weebs.

Doxx'd em. Sometimes that shit flies on Sup Forums depending on who they are, and to a lesser extent Sup Forums. For some faggy reason, possibly being a blue board, /k/ mods are much more strict but allow traps with guns threads to go on.

One time I was on Sup Forums all night just having autistic conversations with people and I supposedly got banned for spam for 1 day. I never actually spammed anything though

Banned from Sup Forums for posting pictures of tiny asian dicks in reply to dickwad asians acting like they're shit don't stink.

The word "niggers" is a staple of the Sup Forums vocabulary. With that being said you are doing God's work user.

t. Master Troll

I figured it was something like that. I didnt care. Being b& gave me a reason to shut my phone off at night and get some sleep. No reason to lurk if i cant post.

Autism is spam, you just don't realize it because you're autistic.

Thanks user. I still have the webm and I'd post it but I don't won't to get banned from any other IP hahaha.

MODS ARE ASLEEP POST VIDEO

This whole website is autism m8. No I mean I literally got banned for using the website for its intended purpose... for about 6 hours straight

...

I'm here for 12+ hours a day, and I'm not autistic. Get your shit together user ffs

>On Sup Forums
>for 12 hours a day
>not an autismo

shiiiiii should i? (;

No worries. Although on an unrelated note did you know that mcdonalds has free wifi?

Do eeeet

DO IT user

I'll go to mickey Ds and upload it there.

>Have dank job
>Sleep all day work at midnight to 8AM
>On Sup Forums on off time
>On Sup Forums at work

Nigga I just found a way to be productive, not have to interact with people cuz muh nighttime, and be on Sup Forums whenever I want. Besides sleeping. There is objectively nothing autistic about that.

fug it thus is my last day in this shirt WiFi lemme find it.

YES

Got banned once because I posted pictures of underage sluts. They weren't even naked and it was literally taken off their Facebook so my conclusion is: mods are faggots.

...

shit*

You're a god!

Have some self-awareness user. Women aren't even hot until their 30s.

>mfw I'm prolly gonna get banned again in sec I'll post it for 2 mins and take it down, deal?

LET THE BANS BE SWIFT AND NECESSARY

Deal.

>implying girls aren't getting consistently uglier as soon as they hit 25.

No let it stay for 10 min! I'm taking a shower now.

underage ban detected

>Implying that older the berry sweeter the fruit rule isn't always in effect

Until the berry turns 40-45, then it spoils

I got banned for posting a thread about tangerines on Sup Forums
Fucking cunts

my actual ban screenshot, sorry taking so long still trying to find it amongst all these memes

Do it, boi

How old are you?

29, I turn 30 in October.

tangerines are amazing. fuck those nigger mods

Alright I might understand you when I hit that age, but at the time I think young girls are way hotter. Especially because they're more likely to not having had 30+ different dicks in them.

That's like a dick every year

This better be good.

Got banned because i posted dox of a celeb on Sup Forums

Or two dicks per day in 15 days. You never know when dem bitches hunt.

For older women yes. For a 20 year old that would be a lot.

How old are you user?

21

been banned twice , first time i think there must have been a mix up with i.p`s as i had nothing at all do do with the ban , clicked on and it told me to fuck off for 2 weeks !

wtf is it dude , when it kicked off i looked but couldnt find

was this recent or something as mine looked fuck all like that

People use boards besides Sup Forums ?

I still am attracted to younger girls, don't get me wrong. Younger girls, like 19-21 or so, have a nice smell (in their pussy) and that's always a turn on. I find it hard to really connect with them... my generation saw the invention of the internet, learned how to use cell phones much older, and still remember shows on TV that would just be a rap-song reference to someone in their late teens-early 20s. I have much more in common with people in their early thirties, maybe up to 34 or so, so the women of that age I can banter with and find common ground more easily. If I could find a nice 21 yo that grew up plying Sega Genesis and is voting for Trump I'd wife that shit.

Bullshit. How can they ban it before it's posted?

Dang it bobby

>what is resetting my router for 1000, Alex?

I've been banned.

Degeneracy's pretty relevant to Sup Forums, wouldn't you say?

So I posted a thread on addiction, because there's always threads like that (you know, semi-on topic) that let you talk about how you feel about shit.

Of course, I curse the name. The one behind it all.

Rename it and mirror it then

OP here, leave this thread immediately.

MAKE ME FAGGOT

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

I failed you OP :^(

No u

See we have been missing each others points completely. I wasn't talking about connecting with young girls, they're just really nice to fuck. I think even I would prefer an older woman for a relationship.

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course you can , its a piece of piss , ok yeah it does not last long and the dynamic i.p is killed off but its easy enough , fuck me Sup Forums was built on this !

Can't you upload it somewhere else? I was really excited to see the video. Is there a story to it anyway?

>I am cancer. Got banned. Now crying like a cancerous whiny faggot. Good day.

ban me faggots
i know you're out there. BAN ME

story is that this 15 yr old decided she liked black meat then she ended up fucking like 12 black highschool students and that's pretty much it they got caught and it was recorded

kek but you ain't doing shit user

Holy shit what a slut.

My apologies for maybe glossing over your posts a bit too quick... I did not mean to take our bantz in the wrong direction.

With that being said, you are correct. Studies have shown that people change the most between the ages of 22-25, and I never planned on getting married around that age. I knew people that did and most of them (all that I can think of) got divorced a few years later. I thought 30 yo was about the right age to wed and I'm a matter of months away from that.

Anyways I'm rambling, but life get much more solidified in your later twenties and into 30. Fuck the young college age girls while you can and wife a women whose 27-34 when ur older. trust me.

>be me 3 weeks ago
>browsing Sup Forums as always using clover on my phone
>drive to my job as normal
>have a little break and check a couple of threads on Sup Forums
>decide to post a reply
You have been banned
Wtf.jpg
>says I posted someone's details on /soc/ to try and get a raid started
>mfw I never browse anything else but Sup Forums
>go home and everything is fine
>next day at work everything is fine

right hahaha

I posted some cp in a thread

Got banned for post a webm of a 20-year-old camwhore taking a shower in a one piece swimsuit.

OP here, one time I was area banned which means some other faggot around me got banned and fucked my shit up.

Someone else with Cricket who shares the same ip as me keeps on asking for cp and gets my IP banned and keep other people from posting to Sup Forums

No worries mate. I see we're on the same page. I plan to exactly do what you said.

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/florida-school-teenager-sex-boys-bathroom-a7040936.html

Next person to get b& wins

>20-year-old
>swimsuit
>banned

Pick two.
Pick one

must've been fun trying to single out who in the neighborhood would be browsing the chinz.
quads checked

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