Squatting Slavs in tracksuits

Squatting Slavs in tracksuits

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It's as slavic as squatting in vodka

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looks more like a chav influenced by slavs

Why is he wearing an Adidas + Nike jacket

So just a Slav Thread then?

Roll for based Igor

True slav can squat

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why don't they just sit? squatting for an extended period of time fucking hurts

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Nike sword sheath strap

So... just slavs?

>very attentive to staying hydrated

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Is this like a meme or do these people really squat like that all the time?

sure getting into the heat of summer are ya?

Ah fair point but upon zooming in I actually believe it's a Nike belly bad strapped around the shoulder

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I too would like to know

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Those aren't spavs you horizontal skid-mark. Those are Russians.

Learn your ethnicity boi.

Proof:

>only Russians put full sole on floor while squat, Slav to dumb and weak to do that.

Me and my friends squat all the time.

>being this dense

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i'm friends with a guy from ukraine. he confirmed that they do this but couldn't explain why

>t. Boris Yelzin

russians are slavs u degenerate freak

>>This is the only way to squat

why do they do that?
do we know?

poopus

why have they got lil handbags are they all faggots

Marinefag here. We have a Ukrainian guy in our unit who does randomly squat.

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they prolly wanna sit but don't wanna get their prized track suits dirty so they just squat instead

How do they squat with their heels on the ground? Is it just practice?

can you really not do that? are you by any chance fat? no, really, i am merely enquiring

He doesn't have to be fat. You can be skinny and still lack the required flexibility if it's not a motion you ever do.

seriously? i mean i am as stiff as a board i always thought and a proper slav squat doesn't give me the slightest bit of a problem

source: squatting on a daily

Whats up with the little man purses?

Really? I can't keep it up for long. I just tried it, like a minute and a half and I have to stand up.

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western spies

reporting in

yep,is kolya the western spy...
keep it cheeki breeki my friend

yeh, preferably in a squatting position.

yeah, my ligaments will hurt after a while as well though, drinking keeps that feel down

I'm 5'11" and 150lbs, do a lot of cycling. Guess I just have some tight calves?

Just checked Ebay for one of these tracksuits (US fag here) and I'm seeing nothing under $45. How do these poor fucks afford these? Knock offs?

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slavfag here, squatting and addidas is more of a northern slav thing, balkan slavs are usually more influenced by western culture so stuff like this is confined to the peasant class. i dont know why they do it, but when u walk around smaller cities you always see a gang of people talking and then out of no where they will all simultaneously squat like its choreographed.
>whoever called russians slavs get the fuck out
>russia is split between kievians and mongolites

that may very well be the case. or maybe it's just me having slavic blood without even being aware

Igor get

The legend goes that slavs squat because theres no clean sitting places, so in the years gone by their atonomy in legs has changed to accommidate the increase of dirty sitting places.

Cyka

slavfag ?

As a geniune interest, what how why who ?

>atonomy
>accommidate
>9gag
>mfw

ONE TIME I FELL IN LOVE WITH A THOT

macedonian-american rich fag. tour balkans and greece every summer cause women are hot and loose and booze and drugs are cheap. also food and baba's rakija

yeah ripped that pic from google to accommidate my post

now get back to slav, faggot

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You are western spy only true slav can squat with flat foot

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Are those fucking purses? holy fuck

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the secret revealed

Fuck you Matt

im good with anything

Roll for my soul slav

This nigger's all neck

Absolute kek

evgeny sux, fite mie

yep...kgb is going now to his house because he didn't know how to squat likea slav

its a real thing

its a result of convicts experiences in prisons.

cells where so cramped and there was nowhere to sit, so they squatted.

also the floor was covered in shit, piss and dirt, so this was the only way to relax a little without sitting down.

I believe they do this like 5 times a day, facing west of something.

ok

Confirmed, was in Serbia, Macedonia and Croatia a few weeks back and saw it pretty frequently in the former two. The Croats don't crouch so much, unsure why.

Why do they squat though?

It gets uncomfortable in like 6 seconds

>underrated post

"Sadly, most present day teenage and adult Slavs grew up in impoverished post-socialist countries. There were no videogames, and we didn't spent much time watching TV (There were only 3 channels in my country, none of them for the kids). We spent our time in parks and outdoors running, playing soccer, immitating cowboys and Indians, playing war games, and doing other silly things that (Slavic) kids do. When you get tired, you could either sit on the ground, as most parks and playgrounds didn't have benches, and get dirty, or squat. So squatting came naturally and became a habit for most kids.
Also, most toilets in schools were squatting toilets, so that had some influence too. Even today I squat on my modern flush toilet. It simply feels better.
Now for the photo thing. That comes from the pure utility: class photos were taken every year, and to make whole class of 30 student fit in one photo, boys were usually squatting in the first row, and girls were standing behind them in the second row. So the boys gained habit of taking photos in squatting position. Eventually, it became cool to take photos while squatting."

>implying

Probably pasta but fuck it
I played outside as a kid too and when I got tired I plopped my happy ass in the dirt and played there instead. When my class of 30+ took a picture, the front row went down to 1 knee. Fuck you and your squatting