Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Ribs
Claimed
Next ohayou is nearly done
Chibi Sayaka a cute.
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kagami claimed!!
>doll edition??
they're usually quick on solving problems...i think!!
anyways, do you have anything big coming up??
chen!!!! hello again!
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QOTT: Who have you seen perform live?
KoRn
Deftones (they fucking sucked)
Tool (twice)
A Perfect Circle
Primus
The Toadies
Stone Temple Pilots
Who was it... The Specials? Some white reggae band
I should go see more shows.
Hi Chen :3
>claiming yume
Senjougahara
Alright /waifu/ post all your legs the left belongs to me the right to Senjougahara
Well, during the summer I am usually on sometime around 1 as I am done with my class by then. On summer weekends, I don't really have a schedule. However, during the rest of the year I usually am on around 10 PM. Free on weekends though.
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Now I guess I can make fun of you, since I have litteraly nothing else to do while I'm here
Fucking perv
Hey kagami
Hey shiro
Huey Lewis and the news, The Front Bottoms, and several local bands no one cares about
Hey Mami
HI everyone! how goes it.
Umm
Nine Inch nails
A perfect Circle
Queens of the stoneage
Prodigy
Slipknot
As i lay dying
godsmack sevendust same concert
chimaira
Lamb of god
Grateful dead
Yonder Moutain String band
Trivium
Coheed cambria
oh and i happene to see nonpoint like 50 times because they open for like eveyrone here
and fucking Lisa Loeb for some reason.
im sure theres some shit im foregetting
Claimed
>kill yourself
Wow what a well thought out response. Wasting space on the interwebs with a fucking "kill yourself" Did you think you were clever? You fucking weren't you piece of shit neckbeard. Go back to fapping to chinese cartoons, you fucking weeaboo. While your at it drink literal gallons of bleach. I have found off brand is better than Clorox since it is equally effective but for a lower cost. You dont know what huge wall of text your shitty "kill yourself" just brought on. Little did you know i know all the words to De Colores, that i can hand out a million vaccinations or i can let them all die in exasperation. Or i could get em healed from their lacerations, or have them all killed by means of assassination. I can tie a knot in a cherry stem. Did i mention i can tell you about Leif Ericson? I will reign down my shit of fury and kick your little skinny ass punk.
;^)
Tenryuu claimed
Hi Fran, how are those ribs coming along?
>implying I can afford the luxury of going to concerts or festivals
Only some local bands but no one worth mentioning
Check out these calfs
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>deftones
I actually like some of their music.
Not a live music person to be honest, only "show" I've been too was a jazz show with my mom for mothers day and it was pretty nice.
This
Hello Yume, how are you today?
oh I'm a last resort?
Fran, you compliment me too much.
I really like some of the music Trent Reznor composes, Ghosts I–IV was amazing.
Claiming Seaport Hime.
Hey Shirobro.~
Honk honk.
>rants that telling someone to kill themselves online is a waste of time
>proceeds to tell them to drink bleach
Wow...
masturbated so much to his pics.
/blog/ faggot
mandatory uta claim
LONG POST HERE
>Chinese cartoons
irony seems to be contagious
>Last Exile
i brought the blue ray a while back because i heard alot of good things about it but i never got round to watching it. i will some day though. someday.
>uninventive
while yes their songs more often than not go for the "im sad, pity me" trope, they fill a hole in the music industry which not many tried to do. they explore the different types of sadness and try to comfort those in need through relatable lyrics, this act of compassion through experience is a bold move in my opinion as if it is not done write it can break a bands career.
the melody the band chooses exemplifies the lyrics by keeping low key sounds and slow beats as it will match the feelings of the listener.
the music they create isn't meant for someone living life happily, its meant for someone who hate life.
>many people i know like radiohead
they are either following a popular band to look 'cool' or are living lives they dislike.
i recommend trying to find out if its the latter and if so try to help them
just not for you, i'm guessing your not into rock then.
if you are then i'm confused.
I went and saw him during the fragile tour where perfect circle opened for them.
was amaze
and when With Teeth Came out
the shows are amazing trent reznor is a god
Pyrocynical, is that you?
Why do people hold their thumbs up when they imitate a gun? since when do guns have random rods sticking straight up?
Hi. How were the ribs?
Heya Seaport, you up to anything today? Any plans for the weekend?
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*Insert clever way to claim Blair*
I'm back, how is everybody?
Quite considering I spent like 180€ on stuff that I could get for free but meh fuck it I get paid enough to aford it.
Visited my grandpa in hospital after his surgery.
He has really badly sundamaged skin so he needs to undergoes this from time to time.
How about yourself?
wow!!! this is some brutal stuff lol, i can just imagine how this is live!!!
here's a funny song for you!!
youtube.com
hello frankenberry!!! how's your meat coming a long??
a revolver has a hammer you pleb
Today's experience
I've just met a trans and she wanted to have sex, so I don't know.
Should I go and suck that feminine penis?
Not much is going on with me.
Per usual.
>implying your clever enough to even use a computer
Top fukken kek
Good how are you? I hit level 5 in pokemon so im about to grab my squirrtle and go wreck some faggets at the gym down the road
>she
>SHE
Same for me. Good as always though I'd hope?
I'm fine, just bored. How are you Cat?
Damn, I never met another big fan of the game until you mentioned it.
The creation of the Necros are so awesome how everything from the human body or animal or alien is incorporated to play a role in each one. The team did a fantastic job on how each can find a way to get around, attack, and work together.
Not many games do that these days, just simple AIs'
The Blood Moons ware another Necro that looks terrifyingly beautiful.
The Marker with unique symbols. The best looking is the Ubermorph from the second one, Five eyes and dark skin. Very intimidating style.
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Warum hast du das nicht schon getan?
Is doch genau dein Fetisch oder?
Thanks Chen, and now fuck off.
>not picking charizard
Do you suck THAT bad at pokemon?
Good as always.
Then people should be slapping the thumb and not holding the bottom of their hand like its a fucking machine gun.
Nice wine jug
Nope, not really into rock, or metal at all.
I like what I like.
I'd like to see his composed music preformed.
As far as his other work goes I only like a few songs.
not too bad, woke up a few hours ago, starting work again.
Got a movie playing in the background, todays gonna be pretty relaxing.
>she
>penis
Its high noon faggot
How about you fuck off back to teamspeak and attention whore in there?
You don't get any attention in here.
Only a few of you go to shows?
wowzers.
Thank you very much, amor. I got something planned in a drawing for us. I can't wait to present it to you! It'll take a bit though.
I just wanted to say that i hate 95% of you guys and that you're the fucking cancer that destroys /waifu/
i didnt even know wtf i was doing when i started. i thought i could grab all 3
Plus i found out u can get pikkachu if you just ignore the ones they throw at you.
makes sense
what genre's are you into?
i tend to go everywhere now
though only recently have i come out of my rocky metal hole so i'm rather uncultured in a lot of other genre's
I have no idea what that has to do with anything but where floats your boat.
I'm gonna wait until the servers stop being unresponsive before I actually get into the game.
Same, just chilling in bed, being bored aswell.
am i the 5%?
Dear Lord, those FEET
I barely have money to sustain myself, I would if I could.
Try harder.
Random topic, but what music do you generally listen to?
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thanks tenryuu.
good to know.
you eaten yet?
>tfw you post a pic of a cowboy and everyone says "its high noon" but then they are confused when you say "make my day" or "feeling lucky, punk?"
>you're the fucking cancer that destroys /waifu/
>attention whores every day
>instead of speaking about his waifu, he seeks attention
>uses this thread as a blog
Stop projecting, and get the fuck out of here.
You just posted that for attention, as usually, because until it, you didn't get any.
Holy fucking shit, dude.
No
Nah, that's just my overall opinion of you guys
No, not in the whole day
But nonetheless you're in the 5%
The hammer is not the size of a fucking thumb, explain this shit.
Done, and amazing!
I put a bit much run on them, so they turned out a bit spicier than planned.
Judging should be done in about 2 hours, which is a problem because that's when I need to be at work
Well. You are the pathetic
Spicy
Done and spicy.
Why not?
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
You've become what you hate m8.
Seems like Tentryuu just had a mental breakdown because he doesn't really got the attention he lacks of.
Being born an Arab is not a choice, but following the teachings of the Quran is.
>being this autistic about common hand gestures
I dunno man, maybe because to give a "shots fired" signal flexing you thumb is easier to see than clinching your finger.
Or maybe it's just an easy to recognize hand gesture. Maybe it's just easy to fucking recognize.
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Because the threads are running so fast that i don't know about what i should say otherwise. I mean, you guys aren't talking about your waifus either, you use this as a fucking chat despite most you guys have either the TS, Telegram or cancercord.
No, the threads overall has become what i hate m4*2
Almost strictly video game. I have a wide variety of games, and my favorites keep on switching every day. I noticed that I listen to Monster Hunter pretty often though.
>doesn't really got the attention he lacks of.
what is english
get something to eat, don't want our commander starving now do we.
>in the 5%
thank you for saying that for everyone else, you should of known i knew that already.
anyway what you gonna eat?
considering you havent eaten all day you should probably get some meat into your system, maybe some carbs also.
oh and remember to drink a lot, dehydration creeps up on you
(im guessing most of the original members are in the 5% aswell)
Ooh, I cannot wait to see it, mein liebe!
Shiro claimed.
Sup.
>homuroll of trust issues
Just a typo
(You) (You)
>has trips
>doesn't roll
Sadly no dice
I made some good ribs today
Its "meine Liebe"
Na Kleinshiro wie gehts wie stehts?
Cocking back the hammer means that you're about to shoot
It says "bitch back the fuck off before you're the Quickly Dead"
spicy is best kinda meat!!!
i wish i could have a piece, im sure you guys are gonna win that competition!
love is such a great thing~
I think i should make some Cordon Bleus, they're pretty tasty
Maybe drinking some whisky later, who knows.
How's your day going so far?
Hey hey hey, wie geht es meinem Süddeutschen?
I know you will do great! I'm going to go play some mini golf with my friends. I'll see you in about an hour.
What do you want to know?
Tomoko has a yuri harem forming
A new character, whose name is actually Yuri, just asked Tomoko to be her friend
She has given up on becoming popular and is slowly gaining a reputation.
She shaved her tang
Uhh... She has a yandere lesbian stalker. Possibly.
She's 140 centimeters, you can literally put her in your pocket
She seems to be a fan of shounen and GAR series, but isn't above watching moeshit, but no one must know.
I have a spicy meat id you catch my drift
How long have you been rolling for my pic?
Why do those feet look so good? I'm not even a furry!
So they aren't mimicking a gun, their mimicking holding an invisible gun?
Makes more sense than Tomoko's bullshit "It's recognizable" explanation, but why hold the pointer finger straight out instead of bending it in?
You use this thread as a fucking blog,
I mean, you are talking about what you're still posting your blog in here despite doing it in telegram, in discord and in teamspeak aswell.
You're just frustrated nobody cares in the thread about your daily blog, except your ausfags friends.
>video game ost
Oh baby. I don't listen to it mainly, but I do have a lot that I enjoy.
youtube.com
Even though this track is really short, it really fits the game so well.
youtube.com
I've never actually played Monster Hunter, but I should shouldn't I? I've heard quite a bit about it.
You're talking it while you're*