HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
1844 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself. Glory to Deutschland!

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gestapo get

pls no

llor

Scheisse! He got away.

Arier rapportiert ein

Papers please

Are you sure you're not leaving out the fact you're a flamboyant faggot?

I'll have you busted down to private for bothering me!!

nigger

rolling for new papers

Sorry, it is only precautions!

Move along, Gestapo!

rolling

卐 卐 卐 hmmm

Heil?

Fucking lost my papers, what bullshit.

You can Sieg Heil in prison!

Rawlxxx

I forfeit this shitty resistance. Sieg Heil.

Resistance fighter

Aber sicher, die Herren.

Scheisse!

Sieg heil

Rolling for SS!

Also the holohoax was a lie.

Shitty resistance fighters lol rip

Alles klar, meine Herren.

Doh! Resistance fighter = dead!

Reroll

Buttered rolls

Rollan

heil hitler!

Yep, I'm ded at least didnt die in the showers

Rolling for firefight!

there must be something wrong with my dice

1844 get

Im a spy, what happens to me

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Nice,
Heil hitler boys, cya later.

Just passing through sir

Roooollll

re rollerino

You re-rolled a 1, so you got released.

rolllllii

Blondi get

aaa

Jawohl!

>smashes nose in
I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew.

rolll

Roll

Rolll

Do not be afraid, my Sup Forumsros, I have returned.

oh god reroll
pls kill me

Hallo. Ich bin der Kommandant.

Fuck, the pizza ovens smell like shit here. 0 get.

I'm just a soldier nigga

Kill all the niggers.

2 down. 15,999,998 to go.

roll

roll

reroll

I'm a Jew.

reroll

hello friends i came to join you

Guten Tag, ich rolle

re-roll

Do not be afraid.

Reroll

rolling

Reroll for the USA

Netter Versuch.

rolling

get dat 1488

Enjoy the POW camp.

SIEG HEIL, HIMMLER!

rollll

Himmler. Get rekt

Heil

Heil!

Ich nott und kriminal, officer

Reroll

Rollerino

roll

rollo

Sieg heil! Together we shall rise up and cast off the bonds of Jewry!

Sieg Heil, mein freund

Nein

Roll

SIEG HEIL, HIMMLER!

SS soldat passing by

Hitler is my spirit animal

Anoo, cheeko breeki, iv damke!

Please be 1844

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Good enough for me.

For glory

roll for hitler

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I'm a Witcher

I've gotten nothing but arrested so far