If I gave you $5 Million what house would you buy and where?

If I gave you $5 Million what house would you buy and where?

>Penthouse
>Downtown San Francisco

I would have constructed a simple compound in a tract of land i bought in the desert. Then live alone, having stocked up on supplies and having solar cells/sat dish to shitpost

San Francisco
>faggot detected

I would build a nice house in smack dab in the middle of about 300 acres with an equally nice garage.

I love the city, hate the politics and the fags.

>penthouse
>New York

I would buy a nice house in the middle of nowhere for around $300k and then live on the rest

Never been to Cali.
>hate liberals
>carry a gun every where, can't in Cali
>hate fags
>hate niggers
>hate spics
Cali is not the place for me

New York, FL, right?

Why would you want a PH there? s.m.h.

>you

I'd build an efficient home in a secluded, wooded area.

Hahaha not quite. I live in the middle of no where in PA but also happen to love on a golf course. I do own and carry lots of guns but I'm not your A-typical red neck shit stain. I drive a nice GMC and have a super nice house with a hot wife.
>I am voting for trump

>Medium sized house with a front lawn, rest of the money goes to maintenance for the next X years
>Rijeka

i would go to a suburban area near a large city, and buy a block of ~400k homes, level them all, build mine in the middle of the block and re-forest it.

>I drive a nice GMC and have a super nice house with a hot wife
>but I'm not your A-typical red neck shit stain

A very educated response!

Big piece of land in Central Texas. Build large compound innawoods. Buy guns.

Have fun sucking cock during the earthquake

Are you fucking autistic? Why the fuck would you choose to live in a shithole like San Fransisco?

>gota have diversity xD
>gota get em equality xD
>o yea gota have shopping xD
>wana keep seeing holliewood sometimes xD

You're fucking retarded. Stop existing.

LOL have fun dealing with Puerto Ricans and Jews

>Penthouse
>Detroit

>Medium house
>Washington

buy the house then retire because leftover money

Choose one or the other

>San Fagcisco

This.

>Buy Detroit
>Raze it
>Entire city all to yourself

Detroit 100%

Apartment in the street here if I could keep the rest of the money. Maybe 700.000 euro for one of the best.

Pay off a decent highrise apartment in new york.

>never left the basement to see the outside world

1 bed flat in london, not even central, just outskirts

Have you been to san fransisco?

I smeeelll a closet fag

lol
Implying you can buy a penthouse in SF for 5million. Do your homework brah.

yeah i guess it's pretty hard to anonymously call everyone faggot there because you'll get your teeth kicked out

>Born and raised in Stockton, California
>Your description is not wrong

San Francisco is beautiful, i love the ocean there, the downtown area, the history. I dont give a shit about the 5% of people that are fags there.

Stockton is a white trash shithole buddy
so is Sup Forums

Endless shopping and fag sight-seeing is not seeing the world, you dumbshit.

I have actually visited every state at least two times, excluding Alaska, Hawaii, and Maine. Plus, I've been to fourteen other countries. Your rebuttal is retarded. Stop being autistic.

With all the Google and Facebook surveillance state money you can barely buy a doghouse in SF for $5M.

The pic is what you get in SF for $350K.

Picture is not Detroit.

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>Endless shopping and fag sight-seeing
I guess you don't really know how to travel beyond eating in the hotel lobby and buying shitty tourist trinkets.

im beaner but im also voting for trump
>wat

I wouldn't buy a house

I've owned property in the past and it's not that great

Okay bud.

This.

Penthouse in SF will cost you no less than 15 million. 25 wouldn't surprise me

I concur with this individual, there's nothing like living in a sewer and share bugs with your fellow homeless bros.

Honesty? This in the middle of nowhere.

i would buy a modest house at 200k or less in a rural area and use the rest of the money to invest and make more money

I'd build a house right next to you and then blast your least favorite music 24/7

Big penthouse in hong kong, love city skylines

Like this pic

My least favourite is Nickleback,bieber, all grime and MCR.. You'd be hurting yourself more than you would me.

That's one option

Or you could invest your money and use the interest/dividends to pay your rent. I did this and was able to pay my rent with only $50k tied up, in a city where $50k is nowhere near enough to own. And I had none of the risks, costs, or headaches of home ownership.

I would pay of the rest of my current mortgage. Deposit the $5.9 mil and live off interest.

the problem with your scenario is the places wher people actually want to live are highter priced and smaller.

i would 100% buy a place in NYC but it wouldn't be a house.

oops. I replied to the wrong guy. Oh well.

Good luck with $5,000,000 being enough

i'd live here with my obedient sex slave

this gif was sync with music

looks fucking miserable, jesus

What's the fun in having a sex slave if they don't struggle?

it's perfection. i have no desire to meet people ever again.

I'm scared of everything!

Southern Switzerland. Shits tight.