Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6jNh3Q3CYc0
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smooth move

Ran make Chen stop trying to kill me
>Suika Ibuki mine

I think I'm slowly losing interest in waifu, I never thought it would happen but I just don't care anymore, even about shitposting

Slav tomoko claimed

cute pic!!!
kagami claimed

>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
I have a feeling that these two rules cancel each other out.

I claimed sayaka first fags

youtube.com/watch?v=6jNh3Q3CYc0

claimed

>Seaport Hime
Mei is bae
She's very strong but she goes down in the 2v1
In a teamfight the best you can do is freeze the tank so he can't shield his team. Alone you just freeze them and shove a point blank icicle in their cranium while spamming "A-MEI-JING", effectively oneshotting anyone with less than 300 hp
He's quite the opposite
If any hero needs to be nerfed right now, It's Lucio
He deals decent damage, has an ever present AoE heal (which also heal himself, why?), a knockback, great mobility and evasion and a gamechanging ult which screws up every teamfight

kek'd

>Wonderful Seaport
I don't see him getting picked that much, yea. But he is so damn fun to play for me, that's why I really enjoy playing him. Don't forget about Zenyatta, poor guy.

mandatory uta claim

friend just sent me this
youtube.com/watch?v=ympI2mdABUM
i find it kinda funny. wanna know what you lot think as it seems like some of you will like

for reals? :o
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>effectively oneshotting everyone with less than 300 hp
My god. kek
I can see why. Also, Zenyatta looks cool to me.

Stop attention whoring.

I have a feeling you should kill yourself, mei-loving verpissen schwein
>implying mei ever is good
Must be why you suck at OW

Congratulations, you have an attention span.

>calling people "piss pig"
lol wut

claiming all waifus in this thread

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>killing myself over what I like in OW
Nope.

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I support my fellow oni in this statement

He also seems really complicated to play. I want to learn Tracer. Also, Shiroanon #1996 if you want to add me on Battle.net.

whats everyone's OW ranks

i've been lurking for a couple hours.


You are the most negative faglord on this thread.

You've literally told almost everyone to kill themselves. Maybe you should take that advice you autistic fucking 90th tomoko claiming trash.

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>claiming yume

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Apply noose. D.va a cute btw

Mei
>chink
>tub of lard
>bad eyesight
>clumsy fuck
>seems pretty intelligent ( emphasis on seems)
>scarred for life

Tracer
>cute accent
>Sexy aussie
>not lesbo
>voice is hot
>body a ten
> face a ten
>emotional

Sanae claimed.
I want to thank you too for sharing the music with me. I don't think it would've happened if it weren't for you.
youtu.be/SR6_J1IVvlg

All games, movies, and a collector's edition.
The death of Gabe, I wasn't expecting since he and his wife (and Issac) are the only remaining characters alive from the Ishimura incident.
There are some creatures that were cut from the final game which looked menacing. They'll probably make an appearance later in the series. Many of the aspects of the Necros were delivered well. And that the Twitchers were enhanced to better suit the encounter with the player. Compared to the ones fro them first one, they seem more fluid.
The weapon building was the best thing to happen to Dead Space 3 since the release of Dead Space and 2. Mix and match, fun ways to dismember Necromorphs or just to mess around.

>They developed an actual fucking language. It's not just gibberish. It has grammar and rules and an alphabet
Holy shit! How amazing! I have copy of the alphabet and I thought that was it!
>Awakened
They brought back the scare factor in that one. The way they tried to make Issac and Carver turn on one another, just to distract them, the craze Unitologists wanting to become Necromorphs themselves. The ending left me with lots of questions! I heard that they were working on it this year. Supposedly Issac's Father Paul Clarke, will make an appearance since he worked with the EarthGov.

I wish the Ubermorph had more time on the game like the hunter in the first one. Also the Tormentor, hence the name that should've chased Issac around Titian Station.

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Claiming Tomoko.

What a-are everyone's O-Overwatch ranks..?

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Do you even try?
18, but I only got it last week.

25, faglord

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I bought overwatch then never played it because I realized I have no friends to play it with hehe.

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Tenryuu claimed

What is everyone up to?

See:

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Playing FO4. Probably going to boot up OW soon. And drinkie drinkie.

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I-I mean c-competitive
G-Ganbatte~! ^ ^

Th-That's not competitive, r-right..?
M-Muri desu..

F-Friend's are fleeting, waifu is forever

>lurk waifu
>everyone stops talking
>now i am even more bored
that's what i've been doing for like an hour now

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I don't give a fuck. Tomoko is my waifu.

Go fuck yourself, check em.

Stop that.

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J-Just answer my question.. v_v
Onegai!

First come, first served
Nice singles

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I clearly stated I'm level 18. Also, don't.

No. You don't understand.

I don't play competitive becUse I'm not good enough. Does that make you feel better?Stop undressing.

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Its competitive, beta fag
I got here first

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I got palis dipshit.

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claimed

I'ts not even an exaggeration
She's the absolute queen of close range 1v1's
She can also contest objectives longer than almost any other character and her ult is a massive AoE damage and stun
Her weaknesses are snipers like widow, phara and hanzo since she's only effective at short range due to massive damage fall-off on her icicle. She also has to deal with long cooldowns

>All games, movies, and a collector's edition
Nice. Have you read dead space: Martyr? It's about Altmann and the original black marker
>The death of Gabe
hat one got me in the feels, because he had stuck around since Dead Space: Extraction and it just went so sudden and unecxpected. You think perhaps we will see Lexine and babby in later games?
>The weapon building was the best thing to happen to Dead Space 3
Yeah people can complain all they want but there were some things DS3 did better than the previous games. My best one was the 3-shot burst gun with a force gun and acid bath. Force gun is so underappreciated. Also fun, ripper with stasis coating. Actually, there were dozens of really fun combos
>I have copy of the alphabet and I thought that was it!
It pretty much follows the same rules as English but it's written in a certain style

You play pc or console?

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Maybe this thread.

Jump off a pali fag
Mei is a shit, face it
Even symmetra is a better gurle
Your point?

S-Stop looking x~x

Ahh.. y-you too
You're embarrassing me..

You d-didn't say level!
That makes a w-world of difference!

N-No that makes me a bit sad.. you should be more c-confident! ^ ^
And w-why should I do that..

H-How did you get so low.. I-I'm sorry for you, t-truly ;~;

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Drinking is always good. I should start too.

Then lurk more :^)

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>Jump off a pali
what the fuck does that mean you retard.

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Hey Syndrabro.

Nothing but what I said.

You did beat me in posting my waifu first.

Buy that's never stopped me.

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Do these fucking idiots even try anymore?

S-Stop the green ogre p-pictures, please..
They make me uneasy..

what?
why would i be looking at you?

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in case you didn't see

I p-posted your waifu, I d-didn't mean anything by it.. sorry

S-Stop!

p-pc

Pali means cliff in Hawaii
You are the retard
>your waifu
But i claimed her fag

Fuck off.
>What is everyone up to?

Why is this thread full cancer?

>homuroll of disgust