What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

One with a feminine penis

A real one...

a cute chubby one but not too chubby, like thick chubby type

Any...

Somebody to trust.

None, having a buddy to jerk off with is way better.

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What game is she playing?

Holy fuck! What game is that? Does anyone know. It looks like ps1 , but I thought I remember seeing my buddy play this on ps2. Looks super familiar.

She's playing games with my heart

a real one

/thread

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My girlfriend is awesome. I don't even have to jerk off any more. I get 1-2 blowies every time I see her and i see her almost every day

lucky bastard

I just want a thin girl with a pretty face who is chill. Someone who doesn't expect me to be anything but myself. I want her to be loyal and excited to see me. I just want to share my life with her. Nothing changes that much, just now it's with her. Bonus points for being as damaged as I am.

>white
>weeb or into anime and shit
>hates black people

must get cold in that basement.

One that exists. ( ._.)

One that is thin, petite, and doesn't mind me playing video games. Ideally she needs to be under 5'4, under 110 lbs, and she needs to like fat guys with little dicks

one that plays EU4 everyday for 6 hours after work

Already have one. It's overrated

>blowies

What are you, 12??
99% of this site are virgins, if you're trying to sound cool it isn't working.

That's not a girl.

You are gay.

Are you taking issue with his phrasing or the fact that he gets blown instead of having sex?

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one with really nice farts