Im high and the only thing i got to eat are american cheese slices. how do i make them edible pls help

Im high and the only thing i got to eat are american cheese slices. how do i make them edible pls help

Like this.

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>You can't

That shit looks like plastic play food and I imagine it tastes the same

Find some bread and make grilled cheese.

Well anyways, what else do you have in your fridge and pantry? So I can get an idea

Microwave it, than drink it.

i know but no breadda

Butter it up and fry them suckers.

egg butter mustard etc etc pretty much basics i guess

Just eat it. It really isn't that bad

wouldnt they melt

i ate one cried and posted this

Mix cheese and egg
Fry
Eat
Happy

Poach an egg and do a lemon-free hollandaise with the mustard, butter and egg yolk.

Throw cheese in bin.

Drink 2 liters of water, it won't make you feel as hungry

also alot of falukorv

Microwave that shit bitch

Please believe me that hot cheese is always better than cold cheese.

i am no gordon ramsay :( bb. can i have instructions

THIS

Are you high on weed? That would explain why you're such a fucking idiot and can't simply do a quick Google search on how to do it, it would also explain why you don't have anything decent at home you poor fuck

tried with one slice was pretty good

holy shit.. not what I was expecting.. and.. sadly, and oddly.. kinda hot.... fml

sry gordon will make better next time

>Boil up some water
>Get the shit bubbling
>Add dash of vinegar if you have some
>Stir water so it's creating a vortex
>Crack egg into vortex
>Wait until egg is solid
>No longer than 2 mins or the inside will be overcooked
>Take out with slotted spoon

Hollandaise
>Put a bowl over a simmering pan
>Whisk egg yolk, bit of butter, teaspoon of mustard in the bowl
>Season if you have seasoning
>How much butter depends on how thick you want it
>Let it become creamy
>Drizzle over egg

nice car

Goddamn stoners, good for nothing

>Expecting some stoner faggot to be able to do this

>crack egg into vortex

oh boi we gettin advanced. ima try the egg part but say no to sauce

take off the plastic wrapping, then you can eat it

Not OP or, anyone other then the liker of the dragon mouth cumshot.. but...
I haven't smoked weed in years... and, I don't know if that's what stoners are coming to now adays.. but, I could have done this. with the instructions, it doesn't seem that hard.. its like 4 steps.

Just fry two eggs in a pan with butter and melt cheese on top. Done.

You go vegan is what you do you useless fat fuck

watch me go not the sauce tho because stereotypical stoner lazyness

figures some vegan fag would think American cheese has dairy in it. what a fag.

alcohol

Since it's American cheese and not cheddar, it's better to go with lemon-enslaved hollandaise.

Also, wtf are you talking about?

Wow you really are stupid

Post photo of finished dish OP.

Or of house in flames.

Whichever happens first

will do if thread dies i make new because u deserve to c

for falling for half-bait? or, or not knowing that American cheese is plant oil, salt, artificial colors and flavors?

>Chef fag spotted

Put them into a mug and melt in the microwave. Enjoy cheese sip.