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Weird how?

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Today, in no specific order, i have fished a turtle out of a pond, which i left with my brother, got suckered into babysitting my little sister, found out that one of my neighboors is a strawberry, and, was chased by a flock of angry chickens that came out of nowhere.

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Heh, interesting. I wish I could have a day like that, honestly.
>one of my neighboors is a strawberry
Also, what?

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She sells her pussy for dope.

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See
Mind you, i myself have nothing to do with drugs, but I used to attend trade school with this major stoner who kept talking about his dealer-buddy and how he wanted to start selling shit himself to get chicks.

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I wouldn't smash a berry. They catch something and the plague hits the whole hood.

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Weird. I figured I would have heard of that word before, living where I do. But that's interesting I guess. It's a good thing you stay away from drugs. I have a lot of respect for people that do.

I'm sure.

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boys taking belts to girls asses!

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why is there never any horse?

superior my ass

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Only vice i've ever really had was alcohol, from when i was seventeen 'till shortly after i turned eighteen. Then my life got turned around and my martial arts teacher literally beat the alcoholic out of me.

Good times.

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You have a lot of respect from me. You remind me of my only real IRL friend in how dedicated you are to martial arts. I like you.

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Silly as this sounds. Your praise means a lot to me, thanks.

I like you too bro.

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I don't think it sounds silly because everyone's words here mean a lot to me as well. It's why I like this place. Everyone here is so friendly and encouraging.

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It's a pretty great place to unwind after a long day. Specially weird ones.

Those fucking chickens man...

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If there's anything I've learned from the Zelda games, it's don't. fuck. with the chickens.

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Im gonna use my time off tommorow to go around the neighborhood and check if anyones got a chicken coop somewhere in their yards, let 'em know their little fowley fuckers are outta control.