The Noh-Jay Consortium welcomes you to an actual Star Trek thread that isn't Reddit shit...

The Noh-Jay Consortium welcomes you to an actual Star Trek thread that isn't Reddit shit. We would like to open negotiations for your dankest Trek memes with a bid of one bar of gold-pressed latinum.

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youtube.com/watch?v=je-w7Fat3sM
trekcore.com/blog/2014/11/ryan-mulgrew-feud/
youtube.com/watch?v=Tw7LVx_cenc
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Trek memes?
Sorry, I'm not sure what you meme by that.

Shame he didn't win

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Pic related

Why does Q shit on humanity for its barbaric past when races like the Klingons or cardassians are currently far more barbaric than humanity ever was? Seems unfair desu

Because Klings and Cardies openly admit to being violent and cruel, but those smug humans try to act like they've "evolved" beyond their basic natures.

Because we weren't on a ship of the Romulans or Klingons every week.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

I wish aliens like this were real. I could tell her my micropenis was normal size and she'd just believe me instead of laughing at me until I leave her house.

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>we weren't on a ship of the Romulans or Klingons every week
Save us from this boring human monotony, Bryan Fuller.

Because humans are enlightened special snowflakes with "potential" to become like the Q continuum in the future.

>fifth TNG movie ends with the entire Enterprise E crew ascending to Qodhood
>except for Worf, who's left behind to captain the empty ship
I'd watch it.

>riker bangs a mentally ill tranny
>refuses to bang a willing Q

yo what the fuck

>COMPUTER! END PROGRAM!
>What just happened? I'm dead? Attacked in my own palace? That didn't happen in the books!

It's been a pleasure doing business with you!

>Not reddit shit
>"Dank memes" in the second sentence
Try again.

yw

kinda bruised from not using lotion ever.

OFFICIAL /trek/ THREAD POLL


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DON'T FORGET TO VOTE

the guy who did all these is a breddy gud guy

only official actual trek thread poll:

strawpoll.me/6572268

Jake was more annoying than Wesley.

Reminder that Kate Mulgrew was backstage cancer:

youtube.com/watch?v=je-w7Fat3sM

Jake somehow did less than Wesley, despite being on the show longer.

>a poll about Enterprise gets posted
>you try to start some pathetic shit about Voyager and DS9
Huh?

At least he wrote a book.

Nig nog

And Wes got raped by an interdimensional space pedo.

To be honest, even bringing up the music from Enterprise triggers me too hard after they ruined a decades-long legacy of Trek having amazing intro music.

Every Star Trek has drama, Voyager has the most.

>everyone hated Kirk
>gay jokes hurt Sulu's feelings
>Uhura made up a story about MLK telling her to stay
>Chapel was Gene's mistress, network rejected Number One over his casting couch antics

>Hurley harassed Bev
>cast & crew didn't welcome Pulaski
>Gene wanted to fire Troi until Bev & Yar quit
>Gene was high/drunk/senile, his lawyer went power mad

>Ben was high, only close to Jake
>Jadzia wanted fewer episodes, Berman's ultimatum was 26 or 0

>T'Pol said Braga was good for T&A, shit at writing
>UPN execs had bad ideas, like real life pop bands ending episodes

>the Native American advisor was really an Armenian scam artist
>Berman mandated humans acting wooden, to make aliens pop
>Chakotay hated his blandness, demanded pay raises hoping to be fired
>Chakotay dated 7 because he demanded a romance
>7 was hired because Braga wanted to sleep with her
>Janeway didn't like 7 ruining her feminist vision, so she bullied 7
>that stopped when 7 slept with Braga, ruining 7's marriage
>when 7's divorce details became public, her ex lost the race for Illinois Senator to Barack Obama
>the bullying was so bad that Kim bursts into treats and cries at conventions
>Kim & Paris avoided the bullying by spending their free time at the snack table
>writers threw fat jokes into scripts over their weight gain
>execs hated Kim when he talked to TV Guide about Berman's decree
>they wanted to fire Kim until People Magazine said he's one of the Most Beautiful People
>instead they fired Kes, her life spun out of control and she fell into drugs & crime
>they still didn't let Kim direct an episode
>Tuvok has no life outside Star Trek, now he's the driving force behind Renegades
>Moore joined but left when he saw the VOY writers/execs "don't give a shit"
>Fuller says VOY writers/execs were disgusted by Star Trek, thought they were "better" than it

VOY was cursed by vengeful spirits, angry at Jamake Highwater for his lies.

mulgrew was mad her feminist captain got upstaged by eyecandy, but in all fairness if you read how jeri ryan only spoke to her male coworkers, dates braga, got the show turned into the seven of nine show, you can kinda see how shes a bit of a diva too.

Violence.

It's the Starfleet way.

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME

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>You'll never use Mulgrew's voice to smooth layers of urithane between coats or remove paint from things.

I have no idea why she didn't go into carpentry.

>cast & crew didn't welcome Pulaski

Good.

Sometimes you JUST

get a feeling

that you need some kind of change.

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>jeri ryan only spoke to her male coworkers
Source?

I never read about anything bad between 7 and Banana.

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I heard Canada made it illegal to use vocal recordings of Janeway as an additive in your coffee.

Well, it's been known to result in deaths, so maybe that's a good thing.

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>actors crying about their jobs

i apparently dont have where i read that saved but i do have one link that is close:
trekcore.com/blog/2014/11/ryan-mulgrew-feud/

RYAN: It continued, for quite a while.
I mean, for the most part, everybody was phenomenal and absolutely great — and the guys, my God, I loved my boys on that show.

But yeah, it was unnecessarily unpleasant for a couple of years — basically, until I started dating [Brannon Braga]. Once I was dating the boss, funny how things suddenly cleaned up!

Damar will chug no kanar under par, but now he's in the mood for 'Merifat "food".

Please state the nature of the memetical emergency

holy shit!

>Movie starts as though it will be a light hearted substance abuse comedy.
>Damar gets hammered
>Gets in multi car accident, killing three before ultimately wrapping his Datsun around a tree
>Rest of the movie is a tense courtroom drama that also explores aspects of his alcoholism.
>It gets too real.

Huh.

You get a self-sealing stem bolt.

>On Cardassia Prime, the verdict is guilty for every crime.
>Featuring Jeffrey Combs as Damar's lawyer, Jeffrey Combs as the prosecutor, Jeffrey Combs as the judge, and Jeffrey Combs as the accident victims.

Shut up and take my latinum!

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For all this talk of not having a Reddit thread OP, you're acting pretty fucking reddit right now.

True Trek fags know that the point of any Star Trek thread is to lowkey hang out and reminisce on the good times. It's not about the memes, although they're fun. But you have to be a fucking teenager to think that it's the most important thing about Trek threads

Shut up, nerd. Don't make me take your lunch money.

Don't forget:
>Jeffrey Combs as Damar's Kanar

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Bullshit Sup Forums Trek threads are about muh Voyager drama and sexual organs.

I want better memes.

>"A t-t-t-t-talking bottle of k-k-kanar!?"
>"Please, think of me as a manifestation of your conscience, taking this form because it's the only way to catch your attention now. "

I'm working on creating a /trek/ Meme Hall of Fame.

When it's finished, we can retire all our current memes and work on creating brand new memes.

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>a talking bottle of peach schnapps
>as portrayed by the inimitable George Takei

"Let's just give up!"

Takei is more Creme De Menthe than Peach Schnapps

I wish I was an alcoholic so that I could understand these references.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tw7LVx_cenc
JORDAAAAAAAAAY

Nobody under the age of 70 drinks creme de menthe (George Tikka is old and disgusting too)