What do women actually want?

What do women actually want?

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They want to continue being weird irrational beings and not be questioned about it.

For OP not to be such a faggot

I dunno. What do you want?

They want to make up a bunch of shit and have people who also make up shit agree with them.
A jew would sooner apologize to a muslim.

pretty poor taste pulling a sniper got them mid-quote considering what happened in dallas

just another fucking antipolicite

They want to pretend that they are complicated and complex while men are simple
i hate it

Complete and total unquestioning obedience and freedom. They want to have thirty perfect boyfriends at one time, and they'll still go out and cheat on those thirty when the mood strikes and all they want is to not get called out on it. It's just how she FELT, okay? God, like, how are you new to this?
The moment they have everything they want, it ceases being what they want and it becomes what they have and it's boring, their dumb girlbrains need constant novelty. If you spend time trying to become what they want, when you finally achieve it, you are now boring and she will find a new project.

I'm not exaggerating either. Relationships are a game to them and they get to pick the rules, who plays, when the game is over, and if you get to pass Go. The way to "win" is to not let them play the game, they aren't that fucking perfect and worth it, there's no reason to even feel like you should change one bit of yourself to accommodate her. Once she feels like her ass can be kicked to the curb, like how she has always done to other people? She might be interested in staying with you.


Pay for sex or get a girl too drunk to remember your name/face, give her the wrong phone number and hope nobody accuses you of rape. All that shit ain't worth it.

I hate how he feels like he's going to get laid by being such an apologist cuck.

They want a black to fuck them
A french to kiss them
A white to love them
An italian because they have ferrari
A nordic man because they stronk
A faggot to understand them, to sing them songs and read poetry
A female to understand the pain of going through periods
A colombian because they sell drugs so they have money and they can call him "papi"
A jew to handle the money
A chinese because he doctor
A japanese for the lols
And a goatfucker to show how progressive she is

and its guys like this that give women the leeway to get away with anything these days even if hes hitting that raw in the end hes her bitch when it should be the other way around

I'm told i'm very mysterious and quiet by women. The thing is that I too have a woman in my head screaming that she doesn't know what men want.

Truthfully, the vast, vast majority of them want a soft 12 inches on each of their 100 boyfriends who all know how to cook and love to clean and have nice jobs that lets them be home to take care of the kid.

In order of importance:
To feel safe
To feel danger but safe
To shop for things but not pay for anything
To have babies
To feel safe with the babies but not have to pay for the babies or safety
To have veggies
To have regular bowl movements
To shop
To have a car that drives itself to the mall
To have immediate and constant access to a phone
To have everything color coordinated
To constantly TALK TO YOU ABOUT ALL THESE THINGS ALL OF THEM.
YOU WILL ALWAYS be a way to achieve a fulfillment of these WANTS. So that is it.

What is he even apologizing for tbh? Literally who has ever responded to a rape with "boys will be boys".

they dont even know

Women want consensual respect from men and be respected as fellow human beings. Your rape culture is what has destroyed the life of millions of women. This is based on science, and I have a degree in gender studies!

checkem

Adults will be adults.
There are two kinds of rape. The fantasy rape, where the woman kinda wants to have sex and it feels good but then she isn't sure if it was THAT great and maybe there might be consequences, better call it rape. Then there's the adults who kidnap, bind up and rape children.

One was a woman who was flirting and had every opportunity to say no during the night and to NOT invite a guy back with her. The other one was an ignorant little boy who got abducted while walking to the park.

>women: we want a man who is in shape, is handsome, cares only about me, doesn't spend time with his friends, always admits I'm right, buys me things whenever I want, won't complain if I cheat tee hee! And won't mind if I go out with the girls!!
>men: well that's just unfair and unrealistic. Maybe you should stop being a fucking child and grow up and come back to reality
>women: SEXIST PIG
Remind me again why women aren't classified as being mentally ill

Everything.
Rights without responsibilities.

Because they have vaginas, and guys will do their bidding to get some

Who gives a shit what they want?

It sucks that men aren't allowed to have standards or else they get called names.

100% of the world. Maybe like 99%, I think only 1% of humans are gay guys who have no reason to care about women sexually

I'll tell you what they want..
What they really really want..
they wanna really really
zip a zig pow

>It easy
Then rough

>Don't quote me on this

They dont even know
Pic related

>IT'S A TRAP!

Come on you fucking faggots.... why is Sup Forums not random at all?

This nigga gets it

>10 paragraphs later
>two hours later
Lol fuck that shit

>cant read
>has attenion span of a fly

If it takes you two hours you should go back to elementary school.

What are you expecting? It's a story. It only looks like it's a lot more than it is because it's longer rather than wider. I read it in 5 minutes.

Just read the tl;dr at the bottom

Yup. You can just say they want everything to work out for themselves without any effort on their ends.

Honestly? I believe it's this whole generational, stereotypical hate and shit that today's youth and parents have learned from grandparents and previous generations.
I mean, do you ever think that in veeeery subtle ways, today's people still believe in things like the cold War and homosexual sin, male and female roles with the tuxes and skirts? That early 1900's type of shit? Like, 'values' that should have died off decades ago are still lingering around like a fucking common cold?

And a Daddy ... because , issues

Every generation thinks the same exact thing about the next one and the previous one. It never changes. Your great great grandparents were saying the same things.

Holy shit she got fucking smoked. Karmic justice like a motherfucker

But not values. You're saying women haven't changed, I get it.

>It went right over your heads
I meant to say, "few hours" - like in paragraph 8. Admittedly my fault. But I've read this stupid fucking copypasta. It's like 5+ years old and it's one of the same female stories you hear about every fucking thread. Come at me bitches, I've been here all summer.

virgin neckbeard basement-dweller detected

TRIPS!!!

She turned your typical cheating whore sob story into a fucking novel, butchering English, dumbing the text down to layman's terms and 'modern' English so the feebly, weak-minded can comprehend and hopeful relate, or sympathize.

Can this beta cuck virtue signal any more? Jesus fucking christ.

Allow me to put you in your place.
>few hours
Even being comedic, your exaggeration has no merit, other then your lack of reading skills It's a 10 minute read of you're an autistic remedial student.
>copypasta
It isn't
>5 years ago
Here is the orginal thread source, from 10 months ago.
Gotcha
>reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3jf2xo/me_27f_and_my_ex_fiance_28m_together_4_years/

Seriously? I can understand Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time.

But I can't understand what the fuck I am reading here. And I know it's in English.

...

The only thing you got, is trips.
And you can have these nuts in your mouth.
>al-dente

...

Could have been candlej-

You have to say the name first you faggot

I see shit like this on twitter all the time. Two girls I used to work with are in college now so everything they retweet is feminist garbage but also Lana del Ray, tweets about dick, being a hoe, and unfunny jokes about how much they love dogs.

My wife tells me what she wants about 5 times per day. There's no question about it.

Cyndi Lauper had it right with "girls just wanna have fun." They resent having to work, they resent not being worshiped as a princess, they resent if you question their sense of entitlement. They want to have fun.

What the fuck did you say to my you little bitch ill have you kn

Because you have to actually see someone with a degree and background qualified to diagnose a person with a specific insanity or mental illness. And women are too proud at the best of times to get help, even if someone recommends it.
Don't forget all those get-rich-quick medications thrown on the shelves and in the faces of gullible women who have no clue how birth control works, or how their own bodies work.
With a touch of Valentine's Day, months early. And love and sex advertised in music, movies, and everything else you can imagine, women will do whatever it takes to make the perfect life for themselves, which starts with bettering themselves and competing for men. Which starts with make-up and plastic surgery. Get married please.

Men do the same shit.

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

It's simple. They want a real man.

They don't any these guys that are beta cucks that don't know what to do, or what they want that tolerate bullshit, that don't stand up for themselves, that are insecure and needy.

money and frivolous trinkets

You notice that she didn't answer the question because women don't like to admit how shallow they are when it comes to judging men.

What they want is....

1: Money: When single this means entertaining them or bribing them with romantic dates and gifts and when married it means giving them control of your bank account and letting them waste your money on shit that makes them feel rich and glamorous.

2: Excitement: Most women are boring, they don't do anything interesting so they like men who drag them along on adventures. This can be accomplished by A: spending lots of money on travel, or B: Being a dangerous bad boy that drags them into shenanigans they wouldn't have the guts to involve themselves in.

3: Sex. Humans want to fuck other good looking humans, women are no exception despite their denials.

4: Prestige: Definitely tied in with money since half the reason women spend money is to show that they're better than other women; but its also why women care so much about a man's profession. If you're a Doctor then her girlfriends will be more jealous than if you're an IT specialist even if IT makes you more money.

5: Compliments or Derision. Women are insecure so they want to either be constantly reassured by the man they are with of how great they are and how much he loves her OR alternatively a man can play into that insecurity by treating her like shit at which point she convinces herself that he's right and that he must really be too good for her even though he treats her like shit.

You need 3 out of 5....or just A LOT OF MONEY.

Lol I dont give a fuck.

Not a single one. I'm gonna go ahead and do my own thing, if they wanna tag along and not get in the way, thats up to them.

>Don't forget all those get-rich-quick medications
What in the fuck are you talking about?
> thrown on the shelves and in the faces of gullible women who have no clue how birth control works, or how their own bodies work.
Well shouldn't that be something they should look into instead of being lazy cunts?

Lol mgtow. Girls are crazy, just accept it and ignore it. And by ignore it, I mean don't bother accommodating the crazy. Just make sure she knows you aren't gonna buy her shit and she won't take advantage of you. No need to exclude women from your life you scared neckbeard.

Good plan.

/thread

I havent spent 4 years worth of student loans, for a random whore to destroy my entire life at the spot of a penny.
Its not worth it on the 18-30 generation.
Being part of that age range, you cant do good in any direction, my self included

>get-rich-quick medications
It's exactly what it says. Counterfeit drugs and competing companies, and medications advertised on tv that have to warn you of possible death. The same shit that drives women INSANE when just trying to ease their headaches and menstrual cramps.

that pic is more accurate than Sophia meant it to be
>women think they're clearly telling men what they want
>what they want is so contradictory that when the contradictions are removed they are saying "I want."

You can't even get a minor victory by pointing that out. Then it becomes "I'm not like all the other girls" because sometimes she accidentally thinks about something else besides being entirely selfish.

It's not that simple though, because to them a "real man" doesn't exist. They'll cheat on a real man as easy as a fake man or a boy or a teen or whatever else they spend their time faking relationships with. That's the end of the relationship, as soon as she thinks she wants something else, she can't decide "no, I don't actually want that" she's going full force. She could be a happy mother of two with all her needs met, but then a cute piece of ass neighbor moves in and she wants to fuck him. Say goodbye to that marriage. She wanted it, she's going to get it.

Keeping a woman happy and stable and in a relationship is not up to you and it's impossible to try. No one man is good enough, no matter what type of man he is.

But I'm not a scared neckbeard. You can be tired of women's shit and not be a basement dweller, you know? That's kind of how you learn what women are actually like and how shitty they are.
If I was some neckbeard I'd be putting pussy on a pedestal, defending everything they do, taking women's side regardless because I just want to get my dick wet.

Instead, I just want other guys to keep themselves safe and happy. False rape accusations are at an all time high and no fucking slit is worth jail time.

reads like a cringy revenge fantasy, but damn the cheating still pisses me off.

Spotted the 9gag.

Not everything is "cringy" just because you're a retard and cant see what it is really about, dosent make it cringy
Lighten the fuck up nigger
(did that trigger you?)

from my years of experience i can tell you this, every single person wants something different.

>cant see what it is really about
what the am I missing here? she cheats and she gets blown the fuck out.

>Lighten the fuck up nigger
>(did that trigger you?)
what the fuck are you even talking about. sounds like you're the one getting triggered.

they want to dominate men, and they all have their own little ways of attempting success.

To be objectified and idolized. :(

I think that's where all the miscommunication comes in from.

This

Money

Or hit anyone out of anger without going to jail.

He's right though... that's what the term exists for. Does anyone actually respond to sexual assault with "boys will be boys?"

No one ever says that. The only person who would come close to that would be a desperate family member, like a mother who refuses to believe her child is a rapist even if the evidence is staring her in the face.

Feminists and cuckboys are the masters of calling people out on shit that never happens.

From my whole experience with women (being 31) romantically the only thing they consistently want across the board is attention, almost everything else changes with the lunar cycle.

well fucking put, user.

Jesus, what the fuck did you go to college for if you type like a retard? myself* ~ 'entire life at the spot of a penny.'

Go back to school you fucking plebeian or at least demand to have your loans cancelled for how retarded you are.

Guess MGTOW will happily accept you into their ranks.

I mean I like women; but if you don't have your shit together in life there's no point in going after them because they'll just make you feel insecure for all your failings and spend all your money.

If you've got a good job, disposable income and some free time then you can afford women.

If not, then you aren't what they want and they aren't worth worrying over.

MGTOW.

eks dee

Easy money

Continuing on,
A lot of women aren't worth it. Most guys tolerate all kinds of shit they shouldn't. Don't be a fucking idiot and get with a girl with obvious signs of being passive aggressive or having borderline personality.

A man should never argue with a woman, he should simply tell them he's not putting up with that and to talk to him when she's ready to be sweet and nice to you again.

Women also test men all the time to find out what they can get away with, if she's getting away with things she'll lose respect for you fast.

I could go on..but this shit isn't some mystery.

had to make this experience too, was hard to believe tho

Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Men are the gatekeepers of commitment. The battle is in getting full access through her gates, while keeping her constantly trying (and failing) to get through yours. Moment she gains access, you can consider her gates closed for good.

Weird that there are actual adults who say that kind of shit. I got made fun of for reading in like the 8th grade. Even the idiots I went to rehab with would see me reading on my bed and be like, "yo is that a hella good book or what? damn that shit hella thick tho lol" even though they would not really be interested in reading it at all.

who gives a fuck?

Even if she gave a demand, as if it'd be truthful or consistent.

Beautiful, I want it to be real

You're a failure at life.