ITT we post a superpower we have then user below puts a flaw to having that power and then their own superpower

ITT we post a superpower we have then user below puts a flaw to having that power and then their own superpower.

For example:

user A- I can breathe underwater

user B- But only at a depth of 5cm

I'll start. I can teleport anywhere in the world

As long as you've been there before.

I can turn invisible.

Except when youre naked

When nobody is around.

I can fly.

Because no one loves you

only while you're shitting

I can stop time

But your cock shrinks every time you do

I can read minds

but you have to be naked in front of them

I can meep the down

But you have to beat off two guys simultaneously to do so

I am invulnerable to bullets

only in zimbabwe

I can see into the future

Only if its my death

I am invulnerable

Only to anvils

I can clone myself

i can fix my past mistakes

But it has autism

I can run fast

But to do it you have to kill yourself


I have superhuman strength

How fast?

kek

but only when you have a strong distaste to dark chocolate

i can summon women as i please to be my slave

But you'll be black

I have xray vision

Im a big guy

But it only works on fish

but only through metal doors

i can morph into anything

I have hyperintellegence

but only when your child has autism

i can easily fuck any girl i want

for you

But you have a severe case of aids

I can never lose my keys

But only for a few seconds

I have regeneration

Pop quiz; would taking off my mask kill me?

cancer

but you regenerate at a extremely slow rate.

but only black women

I can do backflips

but only on your dick

i can move mountains with a single punch

Only if you die within 5 mins

I can make girl orgasm wiyh the touch of my fingers

But your hand falls off

I can win any lottery in the world

But you spend 92% on taxes


I can time travel

the ticket costs 10% more than the winnings

But you become insanely gay.

I can transform into any animal.

As long as the prize is less than 5 dollars

but this kills the girl

I can shit gold With jewels in it

At the cost of having parkinsons disease

I can heal people with my touch

but only to the day you were born

i can control water

But it makes your testicles feel like a horse stomped them.

I can react to things within 1/300th of an attosecond.

but you travel back to the present a minute later and dont remember anything

Does that include all my birthdays?

But as soon as you try to sell it it become shit again

I am the smartest man alive

but your dick shrinks to half its size once performed

i have unlimited wealth

I can meep the down

sure

But you're mute and deaf


I can change the properties of any substance

But its all golden chocolate coins

that doesn't have a backbone

I can travel any distance, with the blink of an eye

But your a virgin your whole life and your steven hawking

I can see the future

I am completely invincible

Orgasm finger-guns

but only on sundays from 2:05 AM-2:06 AM

i can control the minds of the masses

But you get the equivalent exhaustion from covering that distance by foot.


I can shrink at will (any size smaller than me)

With 99.9% failure

To lightning striking twice

I have lazer beam firing eyes

But only one time for half a second at a random point in your life.

For a blink of an eye, then you're transported back.

But you're blind


I can teleport through walls

Only when you're in an airplane

that are less than 6 inches thick.

I can breath underwater and survive great pressures.

Only when your sleeping

but only when you are about to have sex

i can summon jesus

but not in air

I can change gender at will

Only how long you can hold your breathe

only naked

That's already possible

but only if you are in a kiddy-pool

i can win at any game i play

But he wants to drag you down to hell

I can shoot fire or ice from my hands

But you lose 1 year of life each game

You lose all function in your body

but your house/car/whatever are permanently unlocked.

The power to control the exact moment when I cum

but only into other walls

When i play my flute, shit obeys my command

That's called death

They hurt your hands as it would if you touched them

I can kill anyone with my mind

But only watching porn alone

Only poop obeys your commands indeed

The fire burns you

You die with them

But you feel all the physical pain they felt in all their life

I can create matter from thin air

Only things above 10000lbs

I can eat whatever I want without getting fat

GUYS WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF SUPERPOWERS

There is a 100% chance of getting caught

You still get fat

But only if you exercise twice a week


I can fully control electricity

I can commit any crime without getting caught

it all tastes awful

But it's always cock shaped and you become infamous as the gayest superhero ever

I can talk to animals

I can memorize everything i see and hear

you won't get caught but everybody treats you as if you're a criminal

But you continuously zap your balls when doing so

Can hack into electronic devices with my mind

Only the amount of electricity that your brain sends through the nerves

But they only scream at you

But you get shocked depending on how much you use

I can control minds

I can have a superpower that has no flaws in it.


/thread

i have the power to make aliens come visit me