ITT we post a superpower we have then user below puts a flaw to having that power and then their own superpower.
For example:
user A- I can breathe underwater
user B- But only at a depth of 5cm
I'll start. I can teleport anywhere in the world
ITT we post a superpower we have then user below puts a flaw to having that power and then their own superpower.
For example:
user A- I can breathe underwater
user B- But only at a depth of 5cm
I'll start. I can teleport anywhere in the world
As long as you've been there before.
I can turn invisible.
Except when youre naked
When nobody is around.
I can fly.
Because no one loves you
only while you're shitting
I can stop time
But your cock shrinks every time you do
I can read minds
but you have to be naked in front of them
I can meep the down
But you have to beat off two guys simultaneously to do so
I am invulnerable to bullets
only in zimbabwe
I can see into the future
Only if its my death
I am invulnerable
Only to anvils
I can clone myself
i can fix my past mistakes
But it has autism
I can run fast
But to do it you have to kill yourself
I have superhuman strength
How fast?
kek
but only when you have a strong distaste to dark chocolate
i can summon women as i please to be my slave
But you'll be black
I have xray vision
Im a big guy
But it only works on fish
but only through metal doors
i can morph into anything
I have hyperintellegence
but only when your child has autism
i can easily fuck any girl i want
for you
But you have a severe case of aids
I can never lose my keys
But only for a few seconds
I have regeneration
Pop quiz; would taking off my mask kill me?
cancer
but you regenerate at a extremely slow rate.
but only black women
I can do backflips
but only on your dick
i can move mountains with a single punch
Only if you die within 5 mins
I can make girl orgasm wiyh the touch of my fingers
But your hand falls off
I can win any lottery in the world
But you spend 92% on taxes
I can time travel
the ticket costs 10% more than the winnings
But you become insanely gay.
I can transform into any animal.
As long as the prize is less than 5 dollars
but this kills the girl
I can shit gold With jewels in it
At the cost of having parkinsons disease
I can heal people with my touch
but only to the day you were born
i can control water
But it makes your testicles feel like a horse stomped them.
I can react to things within 1/300th of an attosecond.
but you travel back to the present a minute later and dont remember anything
Does that include all my birthdays?
But as soon as you try to sell it it become shit again
I am the smartest man alive
but your dick shrinks to half its size once performed
i have unlimited wealth
I can meep the down
sure
But you're mute and deaf
I can change the properties of any substance
But its all golden chocolate coins
that doesn't have a backbone
I can travel any distance, with the blink of an eye
But your a virgin your whole life and your steven hawking
I can see the future
I am completely invincible
Orgasm finger-guns
but only on sundays from 2:05 AM-2:06 AM
i can control the minds of the masses
But you get the equivalent exhaustion from covering that distance by foot.
I can shrink at will (any size smaller than me)
With 99.9% failure
To lightning striking twice
I have lazer beam firing eyes
But only one time for half a second at a random point in your life.
For a blink of an eye, then you're transported back.
But you're blind
I can teleport through walls
Only when you're in an airplane
that are less than 6 inches thick.
I can breath underwater and survive great pressures.
Only when your sleeping
but only when you are about to have sex
i can summon jesus
but not in air
I can change gender at will
Only how long you can hold your breathe
only naked
That's already possible
but only if you are in a kiddy-pool
i can win at any game i play
But he wants to drag you down to hell
I can shoot fire or ice from my hands
But you lose 1 year of life each game
You lose all function in your body
but your house/car/whatever are permanently unlocked.
The power to control the exact moment when I cum
but only into other walls
When i play my flute, shit obeys my command
That's called death
They hurt your hands as it would if you touched them
I can kill anyone with my mind
But only watching porn alone
Only poop obeys your commands indeed
The fire burns you
You die with them
But you feel all the physical pain they felt in all their life
I can create matter from thin air
Only things above 10000lbs
I can eat whatever I want without getting fat
GUYS WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF SUPERPOWERS
There is a 100% chance of getting caught
You still get fat
But only if you exercise twice a week
I can fully control electricity
I can commit any crime without getting caught
it all tastes awful
But it's always cock shaped and you become infamous as the gayest superhero ever
I can talk to animals
I can memorize everything i see and hear
you won't get caught but everybody treats you as if you're a criminal
But you continuously zap your balls when doing so
Can hack into electronic devices with my mind
Only the amount of electricity that your brain sends through the nerves
But they only scream at you
But you get shocked depending on how much you use
I can control minds
I can have a superpower that has no flaws in it.
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i have the power to make aliens come visit me