MLB general - /cuck/ edition

Drew wants to be hardcore but Terry Collins won't let him

Red Sox traded for Aaron Hill
Syndergaard and Cespedes got injured again
Matt Harvey out the whole year


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>Ichiro 10 hits away
>Marlins don't start him until he reaches

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Lastros

what went wrong?

>score 8 runs
>lose to the Braves

Freaking hell Sale, head too much on the ASG?

Also why is Robin insisting on using Chris Beck and shit when the bullpen is mostly rested after they made it close again?

Apologize, Sandy.

>all star numbers
>passed up by non all star pitchers
>his home ballpark is where the all star game will be played
>side of his hat literally says ASG
>not picked as an all star

Lol what a cuck, I'd gladly fuck his wife

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Noah Syndergaard got an MRI and has no damage


Cespedes hopes to be back after the all star break

mah nigga

Pomz being merciful, both out of the ASG though

Lastros acting like they never hit a walk off before lol

>Strasburg replaced by Scherzer
>Bumgarner replaced by Colón
>Pomeranz is 8th in WAR for NL starters

>Syndergaard = dead
>Cespedes = dead

APOLOGIZE TERRY

The curse of Pomz will resume if this isn't rectified.

Kershaw deserves to play for a white-american team

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>Doyers fags will defend this shit

>mobile.twitter.com
>millenials will defend this

It would be glorious if Dodgers lose today's day. They hit a few homers and were like 5 runs ahead of SD, but the run difference is getting smaller.

> Reddick

>shit talk guy at minor league game telling him he is going to strike out
>he gets dubs twice in one night and shit talks me back while he walks up to the plate
its a good feel

Royals

>lastros

Anyone want Yunel Escobar?

Gib prospects

>it was a spank the Yankees episode

Grandal has 3 homeruns tonight. Should get another ab to go for 4. Stay tuned.

>mfw he gets popped for roids again

lmao fukn pussy pusshing the cooler

I like how everyone ignores him so they dont encourage the autism

>cusb

when is this show airing?

A couple months ago @nomazara26 and I were walking down the street in downtown Dallas. When an officer stopped us, Mazara and I immediately became nervous, "I know who you guys are" he said. "Joey Gallo and Nomar Mazara, can I get a picture with you guys please?" It was definitely a first for me and Nomar to have an officer, a true hero, want to meet us. His name is Patrick Zamarripa, one of the officers killed in last nights shootings in Dallas. I'll never forget how kind and down to Earth he was. We ended up having a 15 minute conversation about sports with him. He was an avid Rangers fan. But more importantly a great person, and family man. Please keep Patrick, and all the officers affected and their families in our prayers today. #prayfordallas

>RAGS

THE CURSE OF JOSH HAMILTON STRIKES AGAIN

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>STRONK female forced to play for literal patriarchy "Fathers"
TRIGGERED

>Mike Trout won his MVP in what is statistically the worst year of his career
>"Expert" baseball writers fell for the Cabrera meme two years in a row where Trout was objectively, statistically, mathematically, empirically the correct choice
Writer pogrom soon

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Who is this semen demon?

>Mike Trout's defense
laughing_sluts.jpg

you dont get awards for playing on shit teams, famalama

BRAD ZIEGLER TO THE BOSOX

LATE NIGHT HOT STOVE

>Dbags intentionally bean Posey
>Crawford has the next AB
>Down by 2 runs
>2 outs
>2 strikes
>3-run homer to take the lead

Why is he so perfect?

>Dbacks setting a low market price for relievers

>Ziegler
>Hot

I thought they were trying to contend

Who would do a Michael Conforto for Drew Pomeranz trade?

Conforto doesn't have a place with us since Nimmo is stealing his thunder and the Mets need to replace Harvey for good with Syndergaard on the 60 Day DL.

I dont know if you know this canada, but Brad Ziegler is actually an improvement to the sox rotation

WHO WON THE TRADE?

Pom and Gray pls

dbacks
but i would hesitate to say anyone "won" this trade

>Unironically bringing defense into this argument
2012 Trout DRS 21
2012 Cabrera DRS -4

2012 Trout WAR 10.7
2012 Cabrera WAR 7.5

2012 Trout wRC 167
2012 Cabrera wRC 166

2012 Trout OPS+ 168
2012 Cabrera OPS+ 164

Cabrera only won it because of his meme triple crown and because his team was good enough to be the victim of one of the most embarrassing WS sweeps in recent memory. Don't ever @ me again.

dbacks

ziegler fukn sucks

who?

>yfw Cabrera ended the 2012 WS by striking out looking against an 89 mph fastball right down the middle of the plate

im nit-picking ...

* 2-run homer to tie

>lead taken on throwing error (E5), Posey reaches, Samardzija scores

you cant blame someone for being a victim of meme magic

>dad took him to a game at Yankee Stadium
>went to a souvenir shop after the game
>bought a Cardinals hat because "it looked the prettiest" and "became" a lifelong Cardinals fan
Reminder to shitcagoans that this casual fuck bandwagoning your most hated rivals is your manager

I'm not sure how but I think they both lost in that trade.

Literally none of that is what happened lol

It was still based though

>Doyers win
>Giants win too
>Doyers get increasingly frustrated at their inability to gain ground

When did everything go so right?

Should be starting the all star game, but the gold glove will do.

corbin also never beaned posey
he missed him
twice

It hasn't yet, but everything will fall into place when the giants fall behind in the NL West and miss the postseason entirely

>1.0

that's so hot, have you masturbated to that memory yet?

>TFW EVEN YEAR
>YFW THE DOYERS SEASON GOES DOWN IN FLAMES BECAUSE NO MORE KERSHIT
>TFW DOYERS FAN TEARS DOYERS FAN TEARS EVERYWHERE

who hype here, first time ever, where my colombian bros at >we run this shit, also barfs and who sox need to get their shit together and score runs when these guys pitch, is there some anti cocaine conspiracy here

No

Sox. Dbacks got what looks like a utility guy and a future bullpen guy.

Ziggy will play well in Fenway, Sox fans are gonna love all the ground balls.

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COLOMBIA IS WHITE

>tfw the Dodgers win the World Series without Kershaw after beating the Gints in 7 in the NLCS
this even-year Giants WS shit is going to die this year, cap it

Puig is a confirmed bust bro. Also an idiot and cancer to his team

>the state of this cop's anger though lmao
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh8kW4wjPO8

What are they saying doyerfags?

Ayeeee coño Julio al fin extendiendo sus alas después de una super campaña en el 2014 y una mierda en el 2015 será Dodger en menos de un mes.

Gracias Pablo:}

April happened.

The Astros started the season 7-17, but after that they have gone 40-23 since. Had their April been anything less shitty they would be in first place.

Almost hit John Adams and his drum.

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Is this fucking 360p, you can do better my man

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>error throw
An idiot fan ended that play.

Well, I wanted the full Statcast plus reaction. It'd be easier if Asian moot bumped up the file size limit.

Thanks.

WHO /WINNING STREAK/ HERE?!

Gints reporting

One of the GOAT 3/4 hitting duos in history desu

m.youtube.com/watch?v=838ffjJqy2c

17 of our last 20 close enough

>TFW being this disillusion
The Dodgers are a go big or go home tactics team. They can drown the other team in runs but only if the doyers can hit anything.
>6-0
>6-10
See the different the team you're are a fan of are spotty as fuck. They are either on or off there is no inbetween for those bums. That's why they never get out of the playoffs. Where the going gets tough the doyers fold like a house of cards. And their FO is a joke and they have shit managers that can't jiggle rosters as well as they should.
>PUIG
>NO GUTS
>NO TEAM CHEMISTRY

>19 days

CUNTS!!!!!

This is bizarre to watch. It makes them look like regular old players rather than "legends." Or maybe even worse than regular players.

>didn't hear "BACKBACKBACKBACK" even once
Someone send this to ESPN please.

Yeah, it's weird how you can't take a pitch that's a strike or it counts as an out, also only three outs at a time. Probably hard to get into a rythym, and you can't pick out a perfect pitch. We're used to just seeing the cherry picked highlights. One of these shows was Mantle vs Mays too, pretty cool

does anyone remember when BARTOLO COLON HIT A HOME RUN?!??!?!

I do actually, I laugh about it all the time

"this is one of the great moments in the history of baseball" i watch that clip minimum 6 times a week

I sure would be embarrassed if I was the pitcher who gave it up

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When I was a kid I would watch every Braves and Cubs game.
anyone else know this feel?

elbow/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow
good
fat

How many met starters will still be pitching by the end of the season?

>logan verrett

>michael ful

JUST

Just Bartolo the Hutt. Mother fucker is indestructable

i'd be happy with syndermeme, degrom, bart and tommy wheeler

and he drives one. deep to left field, back goes upton, back near the wall. IT'S OUTTA HEAR

Thor won't last out July, let alone the rest of the season.
>muh 100mph fastball and quirky throwing motion

Rumor was mets might go for him, doubt it now though.