Go outside to backyard

>go outside to backyard
>see these two lounging on your nice pool chairs
>wat do?

call the police

threesome ez anal

wonder how this happening because i dont even got a pool

Document the confirmation of bigfoot

>being too poor to have a pool
Why live?

Why is she tanning her vag but not her boobies?

lick one and rub the other, doesn't matter which

Who knows. Women are retarded.

thats one nasty looking pussy

What's it like being gay?

Why's that? I kinda like those innie clam pussies.

Take photos
Post to Sup Forums
Ask wat do?

pretty cool

Shoot them with my .44 Magnum because the are trespassing.

do you prefer dick or pussy?

turn 360 and walk away

Wonder where the backyard came from

Too poor for backyard?

I live in the city.

Trip balls stoned robert

Cities don't have backyards?

call them fags for getting tattoos, especially matching tattoos on their legs

kek

>turn 360 and walk away
You'll be facing the same way dumbfuck.

Not major cities like Philly. We have row homes, otherwise we wouldn't be able to fit a couple million people in just this city.

newfag

Are there rich neighborhoods that have dense row houses that still have small yards?

I've been here 3 month old man.

welcome

lol u would still be facing her! :P

wew lad

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Suck his nice fat hard cock and fuck his girl

>Suck his nice fat hard cock
>fat cock
You must have a tiny dick if you think that's fat. KYS faggot.

No. Row homes are set up back to back with driveways and streets in between. That spot with the garage and spot to park your car are the closest you get to a backyard.

have the girl masturbate while she watches me suck that beautiful cock and swallow his load

>suck that beautiful cock
Good god you fags have low standards. Please explain how that's "beautiful"?

Ok, cool . Thanks for the info user.

it looks more like a ball sack

What about the slit going right down the middle?

a cut ball sac

Trip balls stoned Robert

sucker her toes, then suck his cock

She's transfer you cis scum. It's 2016, check your privilege.

Trip balls stoned robert

>taking the obvious bait in response to the first bait
>being this new

>being this retarded

bateception

Kek, thanks for the new term.

>taking the bait of the counter-bait

>your nice pool chairs
your nice pool chairs
your nice pool chairs
your nice pool chairs
your nice pool chairs

Did further research. Found this.

what?

I have some bad news for you....

what's the bad news?

you couuld of saved a lot of money by switching to geico.