My neighbors sheep are in my yard

My neighbors sheep are in my yard.

Fuck off fluffy niggers

do it like muhabad and fuck them in the ass

>IRL fluffy abuse

The sheep left but now their donkey is in my yard

Where do you live that you have to worry about sheep coming into your yard?

behind a new zealand brothel

More sheep follow the fuckn donkey

Rural Utah, I own horses but they don't go into my neighbors yard

Fuck off with the animals, look at that background... them moutains... Why in the fuck wouldn't you go off into them mountains find a nice spot... Build you a love shack....

Make it romantic and fuck all your cousins in it?

tie them together and make them pull a cart that you ride on while brandishing an axe

I used to have a neighbor with sheep who would get out of their fence and wreck my garden and shit in my yard.

Everytiem they come in your yard shoot one, BBQ it the next day. Soon they'll mend their fence or run out of sheep.

If this post is dubs fuck one in the ass and post pics on here, then print it out and post it in your neighbours house.

Bang some pans together.

I lived up in those mountains for a little while actually, not those exact mountains but a similar range

Shit this...

the background of ur house looks pretty dope tho

so your average /b tard is a white trash redneck whose sheep stroll through their yard?

who would have thought?

That is a top quality picture
More of these would be nice

Winrar

Get out the sheep boots user

Winrar, sadly OP (me) is a faggot and wont deliver

Here's a picture of my horses ass to make up for it

Get some dirt clogs and throw them at their hooves.

And my pony's ass

we let a family friend use our field for his cows and they would get out every once in awhile and stomp through our yard. Fucking holes every where. Pain in the ass to cut the yard for a weeks after. But I still like farm life.

> ctrl+f fluff
> get this shit instead.

Fluffy thread bois?

Have you ever been bit by a horse?

When i was like 8 years old, i was at a farm, friend of the families. I had my arm on a horses stall.. and it bit me... I been scared of horses ever since. It hurt SOOOOO FUCKING BAD

black and blue for days.. I am in my 30s now, it still makes me cringe

...

Kill yourself.

this thread is now a redneck get-together

Deliver and you will go down in Sup Forums history forever.

How did a school bus end up there?
Why is it there?

catch one and fuck it

I hand feed my horses and occasionally I'll feel their teeth but mine are well trained and immediately back up

So op are you from northern or southern utah?
More eagle mountain or more delta?

Have u ever fucked them?
I bet u have.

yeah the horse could of bit through your arm and torn it off.

I have 2 school buses I planned on converting into motor homes

That's because of your mom

I've moved around a shit load but currently northern Utah

mph, that's what gringos call mountains?

Who's in the grass user?

No way m8 me too. I'm about 15 minutes outside Ogden.

You in one of those little farms on the way to idaho?

Us in Utah call them "mou ins" because we are inbred and can't speak english. I personally consider these ones big ass hills but Utah has some impressive mountains

O fuk

You seen to have alot of shit just thrown around the yard... alot of things that you could just scrap.. probably get a decent pay day from it...

If your yard looks like this.. i am curious to see what the inside of your house looks like..

POST THE FUCKING PICTURES

Morgan county

I bet That's his mom?
He's fucking her I knew it all along

Thanks user!
With the pics of the sheep and your buses it shouldn't be very hard to find you.

I'm coming over for a visit homie have the chicken tendies ready be there in about 30.
>MFW I live in Layton

Kitchen

Cool mountains man

Like 6 people live in Morgan county, I'm sure you could find me easy as fuck.
Living room

Music/guest room

actually, looks cozy, well organized and clean. Normally i am pretty suspicious about drinking from cups other peoples houses... I would probably drink from one of your cups

My room

There's more but I'm too lazy

Random rusty old shit laying around in a field is integral to every farm

Thsts so fucking cute just kinda like my gram's house.

This needs to be cleaned up

Exactly. Its not even my shit. I just borrow it so it can sit there

Why not make it easier and google map screenshot me the general area?

I'm coming for a visit.
>No six pack though because you're probably mormon

How much does a toss cost? Man, that must be nice, finish up, cross the road and your home.

On commercial breaks from GoT, I would run over get my dick sucked!

It's not as bad as it looks on camera, just a table with books and some furniture.

Surprisingly not Mormon.

FUCK YEAH Sup Forumsro party @ anons house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Tractor Bed SHeets

GTFO

How old are you?

Heineken or budweiser?
Were gonna get drunk and ride your neighbors sheep.

Dubs

Now I've seen everything.

Sounds good
11 an a haf

Bruh srsly?

If you actually do show up, don't expect an answer when you knock on the door.

shota thread anyone???

>11 and haf
>fluffy niggers

KEK

Dubs again.

Not same guy but okay.

If I lived alone probably, but I don't so no.

>11 an a haf
Nope not what I was looking for.

Sorry bro not into that.

I quoted the wrong post, my bad.

Oh shit just noticed that.

>fluffy niggers
kek

is that a fookin john wayne picture above your bed, of all places?

I didn't put it there, never cared to move it either.

>11 an a haf
kek'd

but still, johnny still watches over you as you sleep, fuck sheep and/or have wet dreams... 'bout sheep...

Is there a better place? Not OP, but do you not recite this prayer every night at bedtime?

>Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray John Wayne my soul to keep. Guard me McLintock through the night and wake me with the morning light.

that 1990's big screen tv

Put that cowboy hat on thats by the table and take a pic by the john wayne picture

It's not mine, I don't live alone and the other guy is a hoarder (everything in the yard, the TV etc) he refuses to get rid of the TV unless he can find a newer one of the same size