/heem/: nelson-lewis edition

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Previous thread: News:

>TUF 23 Finale results
mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12133464/tuf-23-results-joanna-jedrzejczyk-withstands-early-trouble-dominates

>Hendricks missed weight, is still fighting
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-200-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-2

>Dos Anjos isn't being careful
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ex-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-targets-rematch-with-champ-alvarez-over-one-with-nurmagomedov

Free Fights:

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Schaub is God

First for memes

REMINDER TO STOP WRESTLEFUCKING

everytime wtf

you may only post in this thread if your country has an active UFC champion

Anyone have webms of the clinic JJ put on in 4 and 5 with jabs?

Can't wait to see her GET F*CKING INJURED FOR THE BLOODY 5TH TIME

it is wut it is

tenny

i think this result proves once and for all that wrestling is not fighting and its not a martial art

Any post fight conference tonight?

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Is that Conor?

Is this some kind of script or are you literally here all day long?

Nick "outstriking everybody under the sun at 170, while not abusing performance enhancing drugs" Diaz

All day long

>borklet buttmad because he can't comprehend the mental and physical demand of the single most important aspect of MMA
here's your (Bork)

No clue. She hasn't fought in forever has she?

No thats Schaub.

Presser is live

Suarez, Choi POTN

JJ-Gadelha FOTN

Sanchez probably has a concussion

IT

IS

WHAT

IT

IS

>Sanchez hospitalized

wut

i think its OP samefagging and sniping the previous thread up until the thread limit reaches than he links his new thread like a fag

bork bork

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>first question goes to random male
>the state of wmma

i just realized will brooks looks like pic related

>sheit

Said he had a headache and was punch drunk in the presser, he ate some really hard shots from Khalil when he was humping him to death

>wrestling

Kek every time

stop

>Sanchez can't attend the presser because he's at the hospital for concussion precautions

Is this dude going to die? I don't even remember him getting hit very much and he was talking about being "punchy" in the post fight interview.

youtube.com/watch?v=vXpTjklYJ5s
youtube.com/watch?v=vXpTjklYJ5s
youtube.com/watch?v=vXpTjklYJ5s

>downie so buttmad he thinks every american post is me

DJ is apparently out of 201

PRESS CONFERENCE IS LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=vXpTjklYJ5s

Nice bait faggot

>Presser

*post fight

nobody cares

sat on his nuts for 15 minutes, they'll have to amputate

future UFC champ.

>my abilities

FUCK

>tfw you realize Silva really is sorry for pissing hot and is sacrificing himself and his body for the fans as at UFC 200

respect

i wonder if i tweet to her that i want to smell her farts if she will see it

So he makes a new thread, posts the schaub image, and then after he posts that's when he decides to link to the previous thread...What an autist but I'm not surprised motherfucker.

It would appear Canada's English Joe Duffy damage was extreme. Should the UFC introduce a cripples-only division so vegetablised fighters can continue to fight?

we lost 2 title fights in july. july could have had 7 title fights in it

Nick " I already Heemed Robbie Lawler" Diaz

Yes but will she get the belt from Joanna?

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Yeah I know he was a little wobbly there and the precautionary measure makes sense. Just a bit funny that he appeared to get hit very few times throughout the duration of the fight. I know getting punched even once can mess you up.

No one was tuning in to see ole chocolate lightbulb fight anyway.

I'm tuning in to see Lawler punch the beard off of Woodley's chin, maybe then he'll be able to open his fucking eyes all the way instead of having 2 pissholes in the snow for peepers.

what did she mean by this?

Sauce?

shiiieeet it is what it is

I wonder if Joana does pretend to be a little girl when she fucks. I just can't stop thinking about it now.

claudia looks sad

>Claudia's face

Holy shit JJ would literally fucking kill maybe 99% of men

hespec

>"Yes I got tired"

>Claudia's face

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>it issu what it isssu

her last fight was in April 2015, hope she fights again in the UFC

>she has good hips

Fact

Why does claudia speak english pretty well but all the other brazilians can't even string a sentence together?

Damn it. You beat me to it. Have a (you).

Joanna was on FS1 with Karyn Bryant. She doesn't look bad at all.

Nick "Anderson was afraid to engage" Diaz

Dec 8 Pancrase: Yes, We Are Hybrid Wrestlers 4 HAKATA STAR LANES, FUKUOKA, JAPAN

Nov 12 UFC 1: The Beginning McNichols Sports Arena, DENVER

Nov 8 Pancrase: Yes, We Are Hybrid Wrestlers 3 KOBE WING STADIUM, KOBE, JAPAN

Oct 14 Pancrase: Yes, We Are Hybrid Wrestlers 2 TSUYUHASHI SPORTS CENTER, AICHI, JAPAN

Sep 21 Pancrase: Yes, We Are Hybrid Wrestlers 1 TOKYO BAY NK HALL, CHIBA, JAPAN

Aug 29 CP X CB: Capoeira vs. Chute Boxe


>1993: the year

I thought he may have been irrationally biased towards Lewis since he's a stand up fighter.

vitor, anderson, jds

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You posted the wrong picture fella luckily for you I'm here to correct you.

How the fuck is she still conscious

JJ might not punch hard but her entire face seems bruised

the real tragedy of this week

Gadelha is stronk

I'm glad Schaub started the keto diet, he was looking doughy as fuck

Nick "of course I was high lmao" Diaz

JJ literally has sponges for fists

if joanna still around, then ya.

And nothing of value was lost

vitor and anderson are americans

>Humble

I'm a fan after tonight.

strawweights just don't have much power man

>there's only one schaubposter
is this your first day or something my man

Grasso taking SW belt
Aldana taking BW belt
Pantera taking FW belt

Mexican takeover incoming?

>No, it's not done, never.

womyn

>You have to hespeck the opponent

Claudia still salty as fuck.

>No one will beat the slav goblin

NO I WON'T FIGHT MY /HEEM/MATE

What's the point of even fighting if you aren't even willing to fight your teammate

Look at Roy Nelson nearly getting killed with that shot at the end of his fight last night, sometimes people just won't go down I guess.

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Joanna im sorry

fuk u goof
fuk u goof
fuk u goof

You're clearly autistic. I guess every general needs its own token retard.