Dropbox Guy here new thread if anyone wants to talk about shed still

Dropbox Guy here new thread if anyone wants to talk about shed still

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4lock.org/b/thread/25
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dropbox.com/s/a6pz1eesuzks4df/IMG_5376.MOV?dl=0
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6tFmjUy5ymo
4lock.org/b/thread/34
4lock.org/b/thread/23
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Shed, sounding off.

Previous thread:
>4lock.org/b/thread/25

Shed here, pretending I've got some important text to answer because I'm the only sober person in the house and hanging out with a group of drunks is awkward.

Goy here
Has anyone noticed the rise of incest threads on Sup Forums and on porn sites? Is it going to be normalized soon?

shit user here. continuing story for shedanon.

>I walk upstairs already with an excited heartbeat, but at the same time, confusion since a lot of these encounters are let downs or result in some upswing to experiences.
>Pretty much random. Can never tell what will happen.
>75% up the stairs and cousin peaks her head sideways with a smile and said to hurry up.
>Precum
>I jump up the last few bit of stairs and swing around the corner.
>three bedrooms upstairs, one bathroom.
>Open the bathroom door and ask if cousin is inside
>Cousin from another room “Nope im in the bigger room you idiot”
>raise my voice in the most obvious way but at the same time trying to pretend I am following orders while walking into the larger bedroom
>”Grandma told me to come upstairs to help y-“
>Felt a jolt from the door as an unexpected leg props from beneath me and I fall for trap even my younger brother would be able to avoid.
>I tumble forward and try to keep my balance but fail miserably while my face hits the carpet and rubs forward an inch, rugburn and immediately begin sneezing.
>Cousin covers her mouth and gasps out a muffled laughter so that my grandmother doesn’t hear the commotion, but the large thud was a dead giveaway.
>Grandmother [translated] “Did someone fall? Is shitanon ok?!”
>Me [translated] “I am ok grandma, I just tripped on my shoe, it was loose”
>Grandmother laughs
>Cousin standing on the wall but had already contained her laughter down to a smile

Well Shed, goodnight if you're going, Ill finish up that song tonight. Its gonna be a good storm, it hasn't quite hit me yet, but I am hearing thunder (Live in Minnesota). Wish I had a way to contact you outside of Sup Forums so i could send you this song, but anyway, have a good night, STP

so this is unrelated to the thread but i thought i would share something i witnessed a while back with you guys, i watched Sup Forums count to 10! and i can prove it

Oh hey.
Yeah I was actually just reading about the rise in assorted incest tags (usually disguised as step-whatever) on pornhub searches.

Who is shed?

Shed here.
Holy shit dude. Where do you live? I didn't want to give away my location but we might very well be listening to the same storm system.
I call bullshit.

I live around the Minneapolis area, Its storming alot up north at my girlfriends cabin in Hawley MN

Me.
Writefag that's been maxing out a couple threads a night for a few days now.
See

It's so wired because I'm not sexually attracted to anyone in my family but just be porn and the fantasy turn me on. I guess it could be taboo but I don't get the same emotions from cheating vids. There's a website called incestflix that's all incest porn and most of it isn't the step bs like on porn hub. It's very weird but back in the good ol' times of plantation and slavery people would commonly marry in their family (and before that too since the begging of time) I have some great great uncles who have married their cousins

bullshit denied!

Shed here
I think it might be an intimacy/deprivation thing. I find that most people who have an incest fetish aren't close to whatever member they fetishize.
Im like an hour away from you dude, two hours max.
Could be shopped.

Sup Forums meetup???

STP here
Thats fucking cool we live close lol, You'll have to show me the shed sometime lol

>Could be shopped

true but i was too lazy to crop any of the caps from your thread so do you really think I'm gonna shop that? but i guess you'll just have to take me at my word

>>ray

>Cousin “shitanon, I was thinking maybe we can add to the list of things we did before so you can be ahead in points. Plus, we can take a longer time, I know grandma is leaving soon.
>Ah yes. THAT game.
>backstory of “Sexchart”
>cousin decides she wants to be ready for future boyfriends 6 months prior to this, so she asks me if I wanted to participate. My brother would join, and so would her other two brothers as well.
>Cousin reads too many YM magazines. I would know, I sat in the living room answering all their fucking quizzes for her and her friend.
>She gathers us around and asks “Would you be interested in learning how to have a girlfriend since you would eventually have one by my age. That way, no one at school laughs at you for being a loser”
>Me “but what if I don’t want a girlfriend at your age? It seems like a lot of work”
>Cousin “Don’t be stupid, you are going to need to practice. None of you can embarrass our family, so I will let you practice on me.”
>I forget what the name of this “sexchart game” was but it consisted of us being given points as to whether or not we kiss well in a specific time frame. We would be secluded to a room one on one with said cousin.

You would have to be insane to meet with anyone form this site

But I wanna see the real shed even though I live about a thousand miles away

ray here, i'm insane enough to wanna meet up with some people form here but i have no means of doing so lol

Is your grandpa still alive?

And I wanna see the shed even though im only an hour away

>show me the shed sometime
Well grampa sold the property last year when he moved into town, so that could be awkward for the new owners.
True.
If this ends with walking the dinosaur...

Take an uber or a greyhound
user. You have to get to that shed even if it kills you

Nah, man, the shed is like four or five hours from you. I don't live in that yard anymore.
Yup.

The fact knowing that shed lives close to me (STP guy) is awesome lol

Tell the new owner that there is a legendary Pokemon in the shed
Also checked

Shed listen to this tell me what you think. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWsfrfq69A

Yeah, I don't get it. not really big on Pokemon. Didn't have any nintendo game systems growing up. Was always more of an Xbox ps2 kinda guy.

What is shed
inb4 unshed

Checked

there have been so many dub trips quads (i think we even had a quints or sexts) in these threads it's rediculous

>checked
Well I guess, unfortunately I only had a Nintendo to keep me company, I lacked a Nordic goddess and a ginger to play with

Shed here.
Okay, i know I've heard this before. Sounds like the kind of thing Karen would listen to.
I JUST ROLLED TRIPS AND QUADS IN THE SAME THREAD.

Nice quads

Jesus, dubs trips and quads, in order, in the same thread. None of you ever get to question me ever again.

>but sexchart didn’t only consist of kissing. It also consisted of fellatio and good ol’ fashioned sex, no condoms. We didn’t even know wtf they were at this age. I don’t think anyone knew what they were nor did we know how to get it. Thinking back on this, it wouldn’t have worked anyways, what 10 year old dick would fit into a condom anyways.
>fast track to current story, continuing where cousin told me that grandmother is leaving and I was left there, sitting up on the bedroom floor, wondering how she knew grandma was leaving while at the same time trying to contain excitement that my cousin and I would be left alone in a large house, my thoughts raced through my head.
>I heard grandmother scream out for my cousin [translated] What are you needing shitanon to do? Because I am going to the store right now to buy somethings we need for dinner before your uncle comes home. I will need shitanon to come with me and help carry groceries.
>SHIT. I don’t want to fucking go to the store. I would have to walk an entire mile there and back hold some shitting plastic bags, or worse, the brown bags without handles.
>Cousin [translated] I need shitanon here to help me move the bed around so I can vacuum it and get the carpet cleaned out before aunt comes home! I want to make sure this entire floor is fully cleaned out!”
>Im saved.
>Grandmother [translated] well..ok. I will call your mom to pick me up when I’m done. I wont be gone for too long. If your uncle shows up, tell him I went to the grocery store.
>Me [translated] Ok grandma! I will let my dad know!
>Cousin and I begin clean up and I turn on the vacuum. We wait for the front door to open, get a farewell from grandma and then door shuts closed.
>I run downstairs and open my front door and tell my grandmother I am locking the front door locks so whoever shows up will need to ring the door bell.

Shed here. Slowly attaining Daemon Princedom as the stars align.

Gotta love acid rock.

Well >goy out
Thanks for letting me lurk shed
Good night to all y'all and thanks for the great reads, I hope we can max out another thread tomorrow. Thanks to all the Mvps who capped the thread and Dropbox dude.
Best of luck to you shed, I hope you, Karen, and Alice can lead happy normal lives and that things go well for you. I'm really greatfull that you decided to share this story with us.
-Goy

Yup, Karen likes this song so that's definitely where I've heard it.

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STP guy here, Shed, your song has been completed.
dropbox.com/s/a6pz1eesuzks4df/IMG_5376.MOV?dl=0

LYRICS:
There once was a man his name was shed
He had a sister a lovely redhead
And another sis who's name was Karen

Shed and Alice really hit it off
Until Karen came and said fuck off
After that happened shed was dead
Later that night shed moved out
In his head there wasn't a doubt
He was gonna win his sister over

The morning next day after all the hard work
Shed went back to the shed
And to his surprise he saw Karen

Karen said sorry, but next time
She told shed to use a condom
But Karen had other ideas in mind

She told shed to lie on the bed
And she proceeded to undress
Revealing the best rack ever

Shed went diamonds as she undressed
He had lost all control
Brain.exe has stopped working
She pulled out a condom but that was soon forgotten
As shed pumped into her all was gone
This was the best day of his life

A couple weeks later Alice was mad
She was jealous of Karen's pleasure
And she went full Darth Vader

Shed wasn't scared he taught her off well
He grabbed his force penis and rammed it in her
Nobody was saved....wait... THAT AINT RIGHT
Anyway, back to the story

Alice and Karen planned a date
To get shed all alone
But that day shed was tired

Shed here with some news lads. The random people just left and now I have a beautiful, drunk, mostly naked woman telling me to come to bed. This is great and all, but they calls.

Shitanon, sorry I couldn't stay to finish your story, well have to finish it next time we end up in a thread together.

To everybody,

See you, Space Cowboy.

LYRICS Pt.2
After hard work shed was tired
But his sisters wanted him more
So Karen and Alice had a plan

After some talking they made out
Shed was instantly awake
And now commence their 3some

Karen ate Alice all real nice
As shed fucked her from behind
Alice and shed blew their loads

Karen wasn't finished oh quite yet
As shed and Alice went down on her
Karen soon had an orgasm

So to this day shed can say
He and his sisters fuck all day
And I think this is the end.... For now.

did he leave before he saw it???

(STP here)
Man I hope not, I spent an hour writing thatt

Nope, I saw it. You're fuckin great man. Next story I write is dedicated to you. Peace out.

WAIT!!! Sing her the song

Yes! show Karen the song!!!! And I feel honored to have a story written about me, thank you Shed, Have a good night, luv you bb

Well we are all alone in a strangers thread, the most logical thing to do would be to let the thread die out. Well good night, I hope the storm clears for you soon

Ever hear this one I'll bet you haven't. m.youtube.com/watch?v=6tFmjUy5ymo

night shed

>>ray

shitanon here.

I will cotinue story later for shedanon. wife right now is questioning why im still typing on the computer.

Kids are asleep, i will go back to phone and lurk once again.

Okay, shed here again.

STP here
Everyone, Shed is a fucking hero. Please, before you leave, speaking on Shed's behalf (And that I wrote the song), please give Shed's song a listen before leaving. Goodnight fellow anons!

...

I just woke up Alice and grabbed Karen and together we listened to that song. Alice died laughing and Karen says I'm never allowed on Sup Forums again.

This was a triumph.

Shed is god, plz post pic of karens tits

I feel accomplished. Thank you for showing them my song lol, goodnight Shed

Wait someone has to animate a vid to go along

HORY SHET!
Now you need to convince those two to start shitposting with us. They're more than welcome! No tits + timestamp necessary.

someone needs to archive this thread too for sure!

Yea, We are dying to know what Alice and Karen look like, Please Shed???

Shed here.
I'll ask her tomorrow when she's sober, but I wouldn't hold your breath. Go to sleep lads.

if you won't show us any pics of them at least show us something similar

STP here
I'll continue adding to the song when additional stories are added, its gonna be a never ending song

...

No need for tits just her eyes.

fuck off with that shit we both know you ain't shed

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Yeah, sheds probably sleep. Or plowing Karen. Either way he's out

get out of here!

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my vote is plowing Karen

heres ur eye fggt

Someone save that for Shed.

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Screencap lurker here, just got back, am surprised this's still going strong.

thread is archived now to preserve this shit

STP here
Could you possibly send that?
I wanna preserve Shed's Legacy

Came in at the end of the party.

Probably just you and me now.

>4lock.org/b/thread/34

Or maybe not.

Thanks man

Fug, looks like I just missed Shed.

Hope he's tapping 'dat for our sakes.

Other lurker here, wishing this thread would keep going

This shit makes me kek so hard. It looks like some Dan Brown conspiracy novel shit, but it's just a typo from some random Sup Forums incest thread.

Me too, but looks like we are gonna have to get shed later, hmm, anyone else have some incest stories? Real or fake doesn't matter

And for completion's sake here are the other two threads:
Part 2 (and Part 1 in screencaps) >4lock.org/b/thread/23
Part3 >4lock.org/b/thread/25

Looks like most of the major players are gone. Would be pretty hilarious if we still managed to max out a thread after shed left.

Major players?

would be pretty cool but i doubt it

Yea I think im the only major player left here
(STP guy)

hey i'm still here (OP)

Shed
Dropbox
Shitanon
Rey
STP Guy

Dropbox and STP still confirmed to be here